r/oddlysatisfying • u/johnny_briggs • 1d ago

Chair Row Alignment Tool

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u/andersonfmly 1d ago

And it’ll take a matter of minutes for all tht hard work to go POOF once the doors open to whoever’s using the space.

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u/HaroldBloominOnion 1d ago

You sound like you don't make your bed in the morning.

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u/the-final-frontiers 1d ago

if a bed doesn't get made in the forest, does anyone care.

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u/HaroldBloominOnion 1d ago

...Yes? Whoever's bed it is. And whoever they sleep in the bed with.

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u/zandariii 1d ago

As a chronic bed unmaker, who cares? I'll clean and fold my clothes, I'll wipe down counters after everything. But the bed? Nah. It'll get tossed all around the second I get in, and making it doesn't make it anymore comfortable. Also, who's gonna judge me for it? Certainly not I, and if anyone but my wife and I makes into our bedroom, I don't think that a slightly messy bed is gonna make them think any worse of me or her

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u/xChopsx1989x 1d ago

I once read that making your bed in the morning fosters a better environment for for bacteria, mite, etc.

I have no idea if that's true, but I'm going to continue to banner that justification.

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u/Shoelace1200 1d ago

It makes sense. You're leaving a layer of trapped air between the duvet and the bed sheet

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u/zandariii 1d ago

I heard the same. Felt validated in never putting together my bed

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u/Threedawg 1d ago

Mythbusters did this decades ago.

There is no difference lol

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u/BeefyIrishman 1d ago

making it doesn't make it anymore comfortable.

I am going to have to hard disagree there, but I do realize that I may be in the minority here (and that this may be entirely related to my AuDHD). I find a bed with neat sheets and everything well aligned to be far more comfortable than one where the sheets and comforter/ duvet are all jostled and misaligned with one another. I am not going to bother with decorative pillows, or folded blankets at the foot of the bed, or anything pointless like that, but taking the 20-30 seconds to pull everything into alignment and leaving it fairly neat makes it so much nicer and more comfortable for me when I go to bed that evening.

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u/HaroldBloominOnion 1d ago

For the same reason that these guys are getting paid to make sure all of these chairs are aligned; some people care about things looking or being right, even if no one else is going to see it.

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u/Shoelace1200 1d ago

But everyone who walks into this room is going to see these neatly arranged chairs

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u/HaroldBloominOnion 1d ago

And I am going to walk into my bedroom at night and see a made bed? Like above, some people care about things looking or being right, even if no one else is going to see it.