r/not_cheating_captions • • 1d ago

Unlucky Vacation NSFW

173 Upvotes

Maybe its the drinking, or my general excitement, but my girls grown really distant. This vacation was to draw us together. But, we couldnt be further a part.

Yeah, ok! I admit it! i tried cockblocking him. Sue me. I hoped to repair my relationship, and I wake up, almost nightly, watching make a new one. So yeah. Im feeling alittle sensitive. 😒

Honestly, I wouldnt mind if my girl strode in from her nightly 2am jog in the gym and dropped the hammer on my friends, overall disregard for the considerstions of a shared communal space. My friends lucky my girl used a gym thats open 24hrs. Becuase this would get hella awkward 😅.

Anyways im probably gunna go find my friend some condoms, so he doesnt end up breeding that poor baddie. Maybe while Im out I go check in on my girl in the gym? You think thats a good idea?


r/not_cheating_captions • • 3d ago

What an awesome gf <3 NSFW

170 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 3d ago

It's not cheating if it's her ex. NSFW

115 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 3d ago

We promise it didn't go in, well didn't go in much NSFW

105 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 5d ago

Taking Initiative NSFW

465 Upvotes

Look, Im scared. I dont do well with bullies. And I have the bad luck of owe a ton money to this mean ass dude. It all started over a bad game of cards. I overplayed my hand and now im stuck with a debt, with interest.. so it makes sense that my girl opted to go in my stead.

But her taking the blue lingerie with her, was too much. I crashed out over text!

Then she has the audacity to text me to shut up? Followed up by a series of crazy ass texts decribing what she did to pay off my debts.

But, after taking a breather, I suppose shes right. I did owe alot of money. Alot. And if all she had to do was a quick half ass blowjob, then I guess it was worth it.

The thing is.. my account balance hasnt changed. Im really hoping I dont have to ask her to go back over there 😬


r/not_cheating_captions • • 6d ago

Its not cheating if im just getting to know your dad better NSFW

39 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 8d ago

It literally doesn’t count we’re only friends NSFW

477 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 8d ago

It's not cheating if he called her beautiful and bought her a shot. NSFW

89 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 9d ago

It's not cheating if they are working on their friendship. NSFW

193 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 10d ago

Its not cheating if im just venting NSFW

100 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 11d ago

Its not cheating if i was drunk at the party that night and wanted to have some fun NSFW

20 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 11d ago

He was so nice for giving me a ride so i was repaying him NSFW

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20 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 11d ago

He was just so helpful fixing the plumbing i had to thank him nicely NSFW

39 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 11d ago

I know his your bully but he said he will never hurt you again NSFW

8 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 11d ago

He just needed a partner for his onlyfans video i had to help him since his my childhood friend NSFW

17 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 11d ago

Im just helping him through his break up he needs me NSFW

48 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 12d ago

Its not cheating if im not sucking it NSFW

89 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 13d ago

Its not cheating if you're late... NSFW

375 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 14d ago

Its not cheating if its before the wedding day NSFW

24 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 15d ago

I just rubbed on him so it not cheating NSFW

139 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 15d ago

Its not cheating if its your fault NSFW

42 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 15d ago

I lost a bet… NSFW

257 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 15d ago

Its not cheating if you know i hate him NSFW

22 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 15d ago

Its Just a friend NSFW

41 Upvotes

r/not_cheating_captions • • 15d ago

It does not count if its with my ex NSFW

52 Upvotes