r/not_cheating_captions • • 22h ago

Unlucky Vacation NSFW

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Maybe its the drinking, or my general excitement, but my girls grown really distant. This vacation was to draw us together. But, we couldnt be further a part.

Yeah, ok! I admit it! i tried cockblocking him. Sue me. I hoped to repair my relationship, and I wake up, almost nightly, watching make a new one. So yeah. Im feeling alittle sensitive. 😒

Honestly, I wouldnt mind if my girl strode in from her nightly 2am jog in the gym and dropped the hammer on my friends, overall disregard for the considerstions of a shared communal space. My friends lucky my girl used a gym thats open 24hrs. Becuase this would get hella awkward 😅.

Anyways im probably gunna go find my friend some condoms, so he doesnt end up breeding that poor baddie. Maybe while Im out I go check in on my girl in the gym? You think thats a good idea?