Noita is just a Murphy's law

Finally finished the tutorial. Didnt melt myself with plasma this time lol

I saw that nuke in slowmotion in that moment.

knowledge acquired: fireball make big box go boom

but I wasn't good enough to get my hands on it

I used Teleportitis to get here and a Lukki minion helped me kill kölmii.

Hi, I’m new to Noita. How can this enemy see me when I’m invisible, and who else can see me?

Did this abomination of a build with what i had at hand.

specially wit your shit ass aim

Somehow, when I opened the game on my Laptop, all of my Wands, except my storage Wand, got infinite Cast Delay and Recharge Time. Any explanaition on why it happened or how I can cut the time short without spending 2 hours to use the Wands again?

Bouncing spells makes teleports useless, ruins most attack methods and is generally just annoying. There is no upside. (lost a god run because of GAMBLE WHYYY)

Had a rock with homing and damage + on a secondary wand.

Luminous drill and black hole.

2 untouched holy mountains to reroll glitch.

So much potential T-T

I got alchemist precursor then draught of Midas naturally spawning in my world in the very beginning of the first biome. I only heard of such a material through the wiki and never seen it in game.
(dont pay attention to my life, I caught on fire after emptying my flask to try to scoop some of the alchemist precursor)

Seed : 12294534

I've been thinking of buying this game, it looks good and intresting what do you think about this game?

It doesn't look like anything was teleported through the ground (there's nothing under there), whiskey just appeared out of nowhere - what happened?