ive been living with my grandma for a while now, just me and her on our own. shes been neglecting me ever since i came, providing no food in the house (no warm meals, pantry ingredients, outside food, nothing), shaming me for whenever i buy a snack from the supermarket or if i order food unless i get her something, she doesnt turn on the water heater since she claims theres no gas even though there is, and talks poorly about other people.
like the only conversations she has with me are either about rape or sexual harassment or how my other relatives are selfish or mean and just gossips about them. she doesnt take care of herself, doesnt eat well or exercises, doesnt take care of the way she dresses or speaks or thinks, has no routine and her personality makes her so much more insufferable. when we visit other family she claims not to be hungry then eats from everyones part of the food.
my parents have sent her money monthly ever since i moved in and she hasnt used it at all, she doesnt buy food, or take me out, or talk to me like a normal grandma does. she doesnt treat me like her granddaughter and gets very offended if i like my other grandmother, she even talks badly about her and talks to me about her in a manner to hope that id dislike the other grandma.
my mom recently sent me a box of food which included a few boxes of granola and plenty of chocolates, some of them were for me and some were for her, my grandma took all the chocolates and left me with one bag thats already opened. and 2 out of the 3 granola boxes my mom sent, my grandma hid 2 of them. there was a box of instant coffee packets that my mom sent and my grandma hid them in the living room’s drawer claiming that incase my uncle comes to visit he wouldn’t take some packets, when i asked her where the coffee box went she showed me, then when i noticed 2 granola boxes were missing i checked in the same place and there they were sitting next to the coffee. she she always keeps her bedrooms door locked when she leaves the house, her excuse is that people left some of their valuables with her and she hid it in her closet (thats also always locked) and she locks her bedrooms door in case a thief breaks in.
the irony is that this morning i took three pictures of my drawers and the way my door was closed (its a slide door) when i came back the door was closed differently and she obviously went through my belongings. i absolutely lost it at that and im so mad.
ive been staying at my grandmas house and shes been neglecting me with cold ass water and stealing the food that i buy, going into my room and going through my stuff when im not home, gets jealous if i visit or even like my other granny. ive also caught her talking shot about me several times to relatives on the phone about how im spoiled, or that im ungrateful, or that the electricity bill has been unbearable since im staying with her (again my parents send her more than enough money monthly where she can genuinely have fun and relax but she chose to do this to herself)
i wanna get revenge, i already set her phone's bandwidth to low and im planning on doing the same on her ipad since she uses it all the time. i want to do other things like that that make her life so miserable like make her coffee taste bad or mixing stuff into her food, doing something to her phone, she has a jar of nuts that she eats from time to time so im still planning on what i could do… im not sure where the limit ends since i am the inly person living wjth her, but i still want to make her life a living hell.

My friend was told by her mom that she was going to visit an uncle in the next state over. My friend, S, had found out through a cousin that her mom was lying, and is actually on a cruise across the country. S has ways of contacting mom, but mom isn't answering ANY calls or messages. HOW DO WE GET BACK AT MOM??!!

I am a rape and abuse victim, and I had met my boyfriend when I was fresh out of the hospital after a pill overdose. At the lowest point of my life, my boyfriend, who was a friend at the time, was incredibly caring. I told him straight up that if he's not in it with seriousness, then tell me ahead. All of this was in December 2025; he planned to move to Canada in May 2026, and we were together all along till Oct 2026, when I found out all of the lies.

All along he had been sleeping with his ex-girlfriend, whom he would bitch about to his friends and all. He did hard drugs like MDMA and ecstasy with her and would fly her to places to sleep with her. He bought her sex toys and plane tickets and Airbnb and everything. Meanwhile, every time I was with him, he would act broke.

Currently he is in Atlantic Canada, and I know of several discrepancies in his PR application, but I don't have paper proof. As I blocked him, he showed that he has relevant hotel work experience, whereas he has none. He showed that he is the 12th pass, whereas he has a BCA degree. I also have his Canadian phone number, so let me know if there's any legal, petty way I can cause some inconvenience to him

Life was pretty nice until 2mo he had no where to go because literally anyone that knows him wants nothing to do with him including my girlfriend but I stood up for him and said we cant just let him be screwed with 2 extra rooms..... Anyways its been a nightmare since he got here, he got laid off a month ago and does nothing but smoke bud, play video games, sleep and fucking torment me. He eats non-stop all of our food and doesnt replace it. cant have any beer in the fridge because he will drink it. I work from home so its mainly just us two here and I cant get shit done without him opening the door every 2min to ask what Im doing (because he knows it absolutely bothers me when asked repeatedly). I tried talking to my girl about it but because I fought for him to be here she pretty much leaves it at that. I could for sure beat his ass but that would just cause problems between me and my girl. He gets off on frustrating people, Schadenfreude is what it is. I need him either humbled or gone. please help

So here's the story: I work in healthcare. I'm not a nurse or work in any field that involves state licensing. I have a national certification that doesn't get revoked unless you commit a felony, a violent crime, crimes against children or the elderly or sex crimes. I committed a low level misdemeanor (not really my fault but I was driving and my passenger had something they should not have had) so I got some probation, no big deal, I can expunge the charge as soon as I complete the probation. As I'm sure you can assume, this has created some difficulties getting a job since most healthcare providers are now owned by corporations and they do background checks.

So although it was difficult, I did manage to get a really great job, which I had to inform my probation officer about. She seemed shocked and in complete disbelief that I was able to get a job in my career and had previously made comments that I should be looking at grocery stores and dollar stores and construction companies and saying things like "you'll never work in healthcare again."
So like I said, there are many practices that operate on a don't ask don't tell policy, if you're high at work or act like a criminal in a healthcare facility, everyone is going to know. It's nearly impossible for MDs and RNs to steal controlled substances, it's a million time more difficult for support staff to even touch them. I'm not doing surgery on anyone. I'm support staff.

So anyways, the bitch calls my office manager and tells her I'm on probation. My boss calls the company attorney and tells her she really doesn't want to fire me and is there anyway she can keep me employed. The answer was "No."

So I've done the research and reached out to the right attorney and I likely have a section 1983 federal civil rights case and they are reviewing it right now as I had filed a motion in court to have the judge make the decision on if she had the right to contact my employer (not for employment verification, but for malicious intent) and she acted before the judge had the opportunity to review my complaint.

So I maybe getting the ultimate revenge in the end, but right now I want some instant revenge. So far my sister and I have come up with jamming a dead fish up in her undercarriage, glitter bombs, poop delivery, ducking her husband and sending her a sample of the newest shampoo (made completely with nair.)

I need more ideas. There are no bad ideas. Willing to spend money if necessary. Nothing that can get me into more legal trouble (unless there's a sure-fire way around getting caught.)

I need help getting some payback. The manager asked me to come in and work at a restaurant today. It takes me an hour and a half to get there and another hour and a half to get back. I arrived at 8:00 and started working, but an hour and a half later—after realizing it was a chill day—they told me to go home and stop working because they didn't need the extra staff after all. In the end, I was only paid for that hour and a half. I wasted nearly five hours to earn 15 euros just because the restaurant wanted to cut costs by 35 euros today. I want to get back at them somehow because they showed no respect for my time. I also know how the manager uses every opportunity he has to scam the constumers as well as he doesnt care to touch food wirh his dirty hands. If anyone is up for helping me, please message me, and I can provide more information.

My neighbor tried to get me arrested as I was moving out to get away from her by lying to the police saying that I was making threats to her. She then forced me into court in order to get a restraining order against me by lying and having her other neighbors lie about me. The court can't seem to realize that I am the one being harassed by her. I feel like all this harassment should result in her losing her livelihood.

So how can I get her fired from her jobs? She works as a part time manager at a fast food restaurant and she also works as some kind of medical worker for an eye doctor. Since the court messed this up so badly, I would have to be completely anonymous.

As a bonus, the other neighbor that helped her lie to the court works as a healthcare worker at a hospital. I don't know what she does, but she wears scrubs and she is below a nurse. I wouldn't care if she got fired as well.

I was exiting a class one day and noticed my water bottle was gone, it was later returned to me filled with soapy water by a friend telling me some guy in my class had flushed the toilet to make the water go up and fill it with dirty water and then wiped the around the toilet with the edge of the bottle (where I would put my mouth) at first i thought he was bluffing and I didnt belive him I emptied the bottle rinsed it and filled it back up and drank it, then the next day my friend had actually videoed this guy doing it and I saw him just laughing whilst he had my bottle in my hand and doing exactly what my friend described had happend. Now usually this is the sort of thing I imagine alot of people would start a physical fight over and that definitely did cross my mind because the fact this guy did this and thought he could get away with it laughing just made me furious, but as im 6,3 80kg and hes maybe 5,4 5,3 maybe 50kg, now I can see if I were to fight him alot of people would call me a coward or a bully because of how much bigger I am and unfortunately he is kind of friends with some people I know and enjoy hanging out with and I dont want to lose them as friends, so im looking for a non physical way to get back at him no reaction is to far so please give me any suggestions if it helps I can get access to his bag pretty easily so keep that in mind, or if you think the physical retaliation is the way to go let me know!

So, recently my friend got into a fight, let's call him shawn. So, Shawn is fighting with this other guy(Ross), and Ross, decides to escalate, and make the argument physically, by punching, and choking Shawn. Now, my revenge isn't directly aimed at Rosa, but it sure would be great if we had some two-birds-one-stone situations.

One of Ross's friends came up to Shawn about two days ago, and told him, that Shawn had it coming. He has also said other stuff in the past, that Shawn's told me about, but I may or may not have forgotten. So, Shawn asked for my help with an evil plan, but I can't come up with anything, so, I came to reddit.

(Note: we're all in highschool, nothing involving getting anyone expelled, or any police trouble.)

And yes, our school knows about the whole thing, they had "a talk" with Ross, and apparently it's enough.

So basically there’s this guy I go to college with, he’s a writing major, and he did something terrible, no details, but he’s truly the worst kind of guy and needs to be knocked down a peg. I can’t think of anything, I don’t have access to his room but I know what building he lives in, and the only socials I have is TikTok insta and disc. No phone number.

My mom and her good friend were both murder in 2022, her murder got married in jail in 2024 while waiting to stand trial. He and his wife both taunted us in court and when court was over she stood outside the courthouse house and told my family she sees why he murdered them!! This lady deserves no peace in my eyes! We go back to court for sentencing next month and after that court will be completely finished meaning there’s nothing holding me back from fucking with her life so your craziest ideas would be greatly appreciated! Also her mother and one of her siblings are doctors and I would like to keep myself out of legal trouble! Ty!

My friends ex texted me kinds flirty but i didnt take the bait then a couple weeks later at a party her friend was there and the was flirting alot with me and i fell for it. Later on at night when i was with my ex she asked for oral sex instantly(she has never asked to skipp our foreplay for oral sex before) and I felt something slimy the first 2 seconds.

My thought is that she made her friend test me and bc I fell for it she made me eat someone’s else’s cum in secret. She made me fall for it then punishes me by doing this. I’ve never felt this powerless in my life before . This was very unfair

Now I need someone’s help how to get a sweet revenge 😇

I have been receiving non-stop spam for almost 10 years from a man I don’t know. It’s mostly free quotes for insurance, vehicles, and homes and none of it is directly from him. Several texts a day, every day for a DECADE. I’ve contacted him the only way I know how and he denied it before blocking me. Today I got a message, followed the link, and to my surprise it had all of his personal info listed: address, vehicles, email, spouse, employer. I edited the phone number to be his actual number but I can’t do this for every free quote message I receive. I’ve messaged his employer and that hasn’t helped either. He lives thousands of miles away. At this point, I understand I can’t make it stop but with this new info I CAN return the favor but that feels tedious. Any creative ideas about how to make this man’s life hell in the most petty and inconvenient way?

I had a tree fall on my car, insurance had me take it to this guy nearby. I had to pay a deposit for the parts to be ordered which i did. I found out a week later he used the funds to shut his business down and retire. I didnt get my money back and had to take my car to another place which have sorted it out. All i have of the owner is his full name and a cell number, how can i make his life hell?

I don’t want any serious revenge but do want to rattle my partner. We had a child together very recently and he has been trying to take control of everything. I pay half of every bill, rent etc plus I pay everything for our dog and baby’s expenses. But I’m not allowed to even take them out (the dog is mine btw).

Only he is allowed to take my dog out for walks, he said that I abuse my dog (I love that dog like my baby, he doesn’t even let me clean his ears anymore because he thinks he doesn’t need it) I spend 100s on my fur baby but he gets to spend all the time, walks with him. He recently said if I try to move out with the dog and baby (because we have been arguing a lot) he will report me to authorities and they will take away my dog from me. I can’t travel because he will report me for taking the baby.

He has to be the one to make every decision. Somethings about him are he is racist af, shames people on their appearance. I just want to rattle him and break his confidence as he thinks he is the one with power. He has been working in the same deadass job for years and years, and bullies people at work too except being close friends with some “ladies”. I’m so tired of his smugness and feel like he needs a nice smack on his bottom.

A co-worker I had mistakenly placed trust in recently showed their true colors and completely betrayed my trust in a very horrible manner. Someone out there has to know of some non illegal absolutely dastardly plans to get revenge on this person

OK, so I would like to get revenge on my evil and discriminatory landlord, and possibly my neighbors that have been part of this and are friends with them

The landlord also seems to be discriminating against me, they are aware that I am multi ethnic, and some other things that I think they have an issue with (disabled etc)

They tried to illegally raise my rent, and now they have been harassing me and making up bogus violations that don’t exist, I have proof that what they said about me was false

They also won’t accept my rent for no reason they will give me and I think they will try to evict me

The neighbors who I think our friends with the landlord,

are abusing their children, and seem to be in a domestic violence relationship, too, I did call the cops one time about a fight that I heard,

I didn’t even know if it was that unit and I told the cops I didn’t know where it was from,

But the neighbors filed a bogus restraining order against me that got dismissed

The landlord is using that partly as justification for saying I validated the lease, but now they can’t do that anymore because the restraining order got dismissed

Please help me

a friend “stole” a five figure sum from me and a 6 figure sum total from all his friends and family. techially it wasn’t stole it was invested in and he ghosted us. we still have shares and it is under another company. it’s essentially worthless. he stopped talking to us and block everyon. eventually the person who was running this fund was convicted of fraud for another investment. it will cost to much to sue and there is no recouping any investment. well just a few days ago I see he is out there giving investment advice and acting like he is the man.

I have put together all the receipts and made a website showing his scam. i also have the name and emails of his entire company plus others. do I blast the website to his entire company? or do I just continue to send him tezr message from burner numbers of dicks and assholes with herpes ?

Basically, a man scammed me by paypal and the discussion is closed. He got his money back when I gave him the service (which was a videocall because he was THAT alone), and Paypal closed it. I have his email and discord user, someone give me more ideas on how to get revenge on him! I can provude both and they are connected to paypal, so if someone knows how to get his money, you are welcome to do so

Alright, I need to see what the masterminds here come up with because this has gone from mildly annoying to genuinely pissing me off.
There’s a pub near me that I only go to occasionally, probably once a month or sometimes even less. There’s one particular security guard there who, for whatever reason, seems to kick me out basically every time he sees me.
Here’s the weird part: I have never been kicked out of this place by any of the other security guards. Ever. It is always this exact same guy.
This has happened across multiple completely separate visits with weeks or months between them. Every time he tells me to leave, I comply. I don’t threaten him, swear at him, try to fight him or refuse to leave. I’ve asked why I’m being removed, but I never get a proper explanation.
Tonight was what finally pissed me off enough to post this.
I was there with some people around the poker machines. This same guard came over and told us there were only supposed to be two people per machine and that we couldn’t all crowd around one.
Fair enough. We listened to him and moved.
Me and another guy then went over to a different machine. We were preparing to use it and tapping through the screen before putting money in.
The same guard comes around the corner, sees us and immediately says words to the effect of:
“I’m going to have to ask you guys to leave.”
There was no argument. I basically went “yeah, all good” and we walked straight out.
Once outside, we wanted to know what the hell we’d actually been kicked out for. We asked the security guards outside why we’d been removed and asked for the name of the guard who’d done it, especially because this was the same bloke who had removed me repeatedly before.
They immediately became pretty rude and defensive.
Eventually we got his first name — Mohammed — but when we asked for his surname they wouldn’t give it to us. We also tried to see/get a photo of his security badge so we knew who we’d actually been dealing with, and they got defensive about that as well.
Mohammed eventually came outside, so we asked him directly:
“Why did you kick us out?”
His answer was basically:
“I don’t have to give you an answer.”
Then the body camera comes on and they tell us to leave the premises completely.
At that point I grab my mate and basically tell him:
“It’s alright. They have the prerogative. We’re leaving.”
And we start walking away.
We’re literally complying and leaving when one of the other security guards starts going on about how we’re going to get a roughly $450 fine.
We keep walking.
Then one of them throws out this sarcastic:
“Yeah, you’re not saying anything now, are you?”
Like… what exactly do you want me to do? 😂
You told me to leave. I’m leaving.
You turn the body camera on. I’m still leaving.
You start talking about fines. I’m still walking away.
You throw a smartass comment at me while I’m leaving. I’m STILL walking away.
And that’s why this whole thing pisses me off so much. This isn’t a story about me getting absolutely smashed one night, abusing security, getting thrown out and then being salty about it.
It’s the pattern with this one particular guard.
I barely go to this pub. Yet across completely separate visits, weeks or months apart, this same bloke repeatedly decides I’m out.
Meanwhile, I have never been kicked out by any of the other security guards there.
Every time he tells me to leave, I leave. Every time I try to find out what I’ve supposedly done, I get basically nothing.
At this point it genuinely feels like this bloke sees me walk through the doors and thinks “ah yes, my monthly side quest has arrived.”
So fuck it. That’s the story.
Reddit, what’s the evil plan?
If you were dealing with this situation, what would you do?
I just want to see what kind of revenge plans this subreddit can come up with.

I have an ex friend I work with. Stopped being friends with her because she was talking shit and threatening another one of my friends. After many attempts to ask her to stop she didn’t. It’s been 5 months and she hasn’t stopped trying to get me in trouble/fired at work. She walks by me and calls me ugly along with other names. She has texted my mom asking her why she lies when she tells me I’m beautiful. She has messaged men I’m dating telling lies. It is really starting to play on my mental health. This whole time I’ve stayed away from playing her game because at the end of the day just because she was a terrible friend I still cared for her as a person. She does all of this where people can’t see or hear so my manager hasn’t been able to do anything about it. She has been cheating on her husband for over a decade. I have pics and messages of her with other men. It hurts me to hurt her husband but I can’t take it anymore. Please help. What would you do?

i was in an extremely abusive relationship (my first relationship) for 3 years and ended it 2 years ago. their family also was abusive to me. i was so exhausted after leaving and began healing, but did absolutely nothing to get revenge. another reason is that their family is FILTHY rich and i have no idea how i would get away with anything or have it not connect back to me. the dad also took money from me despite being a multi-millionaire. i don’t know anything about them or their life now but i.just.want.revenge.
abuse trauma comes back to haunt me even years later and it enrages me every day that i let them off so easily just to protect my peace, i’m ready to wreak havoc now that i’m more healed because them AND the family deserve it. any ideas?

There’s a co-worker I hate—he’s racist, doesn’t do his work and is sexist, etc.—and another guy who just joined our team a few months ago. The second guy is not dissimilar from the first. I overhear both of them say some pretty disgusting things when they think no one else can hear them. It seems they love playing up the “guys in construction” stereotypes.

Second guy is beloved by our grand boss, who clearly sees himself in the new guy, and has given him opportunities that the other guy and myself have not received. I’m not planning on staying in this job for very long, but I’m tired of dealing with their bull and general bro-y behavior. Every time I’ve brought it up to my boss, it gets dismissed because that’s just how things are.

In two weeks, we’ll be meeting with some pretty senior people and the new guy has been given the opportunity to present on a big project. I see that he’s probably going to advance quickly because our grand boss is playing favorites. It got me thinking…can I play this to my advantage or, at the very least, amuse myself by pitting the two of them against each other? Maybe something I can say that’ll plant some doubt? The first guy was much more manageable when he didn’t have a sidekick.