r/mildlypenis • u/jalmstead • Jun 25 '26

Vegetable I got a penis carrot!

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/Fox-427 Jun 25 '26

Why is there just one carrot on your salad?

44

u/jalmstead Jun 25 '26

Dramatic effect.

65

u/jalmstead Jun 25 '26

Also, I can only take one penis at a time.

8

u/kaitria Jun 25 '26

I mean look at the size of that thing, I don't blame ya

2

u/gellshayngel Jun 26 '26

For now...

3

u/LilyGaming Jun 26 '26

That’s not a salad that’s just a bowl of lettuce mate

1

u/jalmstead Jun 26 '26

I had just started when I saw the penis.

2

u/LilyGaming Jun 26 '26

Oh I see my bad lol

21

u/Dragonssssssssssss Jun 25 '26

That looks intentional

24

u/jalmstead Jun 25 '26

Right out of the bag. Who has time to make a penis?

26

u/Dragonssssssssssss Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

This is what I would do if carrot cutting were my job. Every 100th carrot is a surprise.

5

u/pon0113 Jun 25 '26

I came here to say this. It was a Friday and the carrot factory staff were fed up, so they decided to take some extra time creating this masterpiece. I hope the carrot factory staff member sees this post!!

1

u/Tasti0 Jul 22 '26

So real

12

u/d4rkprojec7 Jun 25 '26

Squirt some ranch on the tip and eat it :D

13

u/lyrico2 Jun 25 '26

A nicely circumcised carrot

3

u/chupacabrette Jun 25 '26

Beats getting a carrot penis!

I'll show myself out...

4

u/birdnerd70 Jun 25 '26

How was it?

8

u/jalmstead Jun 25 '26

I couldn’t eat it.

2

u/Fallen_0ne01 Jun 26 '26

This is the biggest loss since 1999

5

u/Guadalajara3 Jun 25 '26

Vitamin A and D in one!

3

u/R_437 Jun 25 '26

**NEEDS SCROUTONS **

2

u/EdgeKey5631 Jun 25 '26

69 years of good luck to you!

2

u/Zero-Phucks Jun 26 '26

Somewhere out there is a snowman missing a penis

1

u/SquashSouffle Jun 25 '26

I refuse to believe you didn't carve it that way

2

u/jalmstead Jun 25 '26

Believe what you like. I didn’t.

1

u/UnableJournalist5410 Jun 25 '26

I got a potato clock. No! I got up at 8 o’clock

0

u/Flat-Avocado-6258 Jun 25 '26

Looks like you literally cut it that way lol. Fresh carrot exposed and everything…..