r/mildlypenis • u/Angelinfinity_ • 12h ago
Everyday Object The hose as work
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r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • Sep 20 '24
Banned Post Starfish is banned. You will be temp banned if you post it.
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We just removed 29 posts of the dick starfish. Any further postings will be banned for a minimum of 6 days.
Do not post the starfish.
I repeat
DO NOT POST THE STARFISH.
Thank you for your cooperation.
r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • May 31 '26
Announcement AI SLOP IS BANNED
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ALL OF IT. NO SLOP. IMMEDIATE PERMANENT BAN FOR AI SLOP.
KEEP THAT CLANKER SHIT OUT OF OUR SUB. I HAVE EDITED THE RULES TO REFLECT THIS.
THANKS,
MULLET
r/mildlypenis • u/RamonWarhelmet • 22h ago
Spill / Stain Oil appears stationary
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r/mildlypenis • u/finger_year • 15h ago
Fruit Not "phallic" but...
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Y'all mind if I put this grape here?
r/mildlypenis • u/Star-BoI_2340 • 10h ago
Everyday Object The shape of this key from a diary I had as a kid
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r/mildlypenis • u/Snoo11071 • 10h ago
Furniture/ Decoration I appear to have a metal phallus invasion in my city
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r/mildlypenis • u/GreenTeaMochiYum • 11h ago
Food Butter dick
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Butter in a pan before cooking a pancake. I'm in recovery for an eating disorder. Pan understood how I felt about having to eat again. I thought about uploading this pic for my dietitian in recovery record instead of the pic of the meal. Iykyk.
r/mildlypenis • u/LostUser101 • 4h ago
Vegetable New style of Zucchini
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(The whole box all had heads on em!)
r/mildlypenis • u/bakuhooo • 20h ago
Animal My dog…
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This is unfortunately not a one time occurrence. I have a running joke with my sisters about how penis-like he looks when he sits
r/mildlypenis • u/Jthundercleese • 1d ago
Surfaces Local restaurant in Saigon... They had to know.
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r/mildlypenis • u/kewbs • 1d ago
Food Rate my meal deal
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(Festive mini eggs + Coca Cola Zero cherry float btw)
r/mildlypenis • u/Unique_Cow3112 • 1d ago
Drawing 82 yo Grandad struggling with dementia drew this
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