r/mildlyinteresting • • 11h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/Twisted-Nature 10h ago

You could keep Coke in there and be a life party when invited!

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u/sharpecheddar 10h ago

That’s like 3 bumps worth

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u/El_toilet69 10h ago

3 bumps 🫪 like key bumps? have I been doing it wrong this whole time or are you potentially on another level of party

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u/sharpecheddar 10h ago

I could finish an 8ball in an hour. Sobriety is a beautiful thing

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u/El_toilet69 10h ago

Ow yea I had a good time in my 20s too I'm glad we both made it out before fentanyl took over

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 9h ago

you must be getting some really stepped on stuff. If you did an 8 ball of the shit I've got from the dark web, you'd be dead

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u/sharpecheddar 9h ago

Well yeah I’m obviously not getting shit off the dark web hotshot I’m getting it from shady dudes in shady apartment buildings

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u/yyznick 9h ago

Buddy none of this shit we’re getting can compare to the absolute uncut gas u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 is able to procure and I’m proud that you are aware of that.

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 8h ago

Thats much better