r/mildlyinteresting • u/SecondsWellSpent • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/Twisted-Nature 7h ago

You could keep Coke in there and be a life party when invited!

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u/Winjin 6h ago

"gotta have some Coke hahaha"

(Opens the ring and takes a tiniest sip)

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u/MuchBetterThankYou 5h ago

There’s not even room for ice in there!

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog 4h ago

Tons of ice if you remove the coke bottle for ants

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u/Twisted-Nature 6h ago

I fear it may be flat after a few minutes.

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u/Winjin 5h ago

I thought the Coke ring prevents that

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u/tschawartz12 2h ago

In this economy? The fuel costs alone!

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u/sharpecheddar 7h ago

That’s like 3 bumps worth

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u/SaiyajinPrime 7h ago

But 10 fingers. 30 bumps.

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u/sharpecheddar 7h ago

30 people off one bump now looking for who brought a bag

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u/Twisted-Nature 7h ago

This is my kind of Math!

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u/Cultural-Map-6410 5h ago

32 if she puts one on each big toe 💀

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u/Fluid_Swordfish2737 7h ago

Na that's half a bump

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u/El_toilet69 7h ago

3 bumps 🫪 like key bumps? have I been doing it wrong this whole time or are you potentially on another level of party

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u/sharpecheddar 7h ago

I could finish an 8ball in an hour. Sobriety is a beautiful thing

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u/El_toilet69 7h ago

Ow yea I had a good time in my 20s too I'm glad we both made it out before fentanyl took over

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 6h ago

you must be getting some really stepped on stuff. If you did an 8 ball of the shit I've got from the dark web, you'd be dead

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u/sharpecheddar 6h ago

Well yeah I’m obviously not getting shit off the dark web hotshot I’m getting it from shady dudes in shady apartment buildings

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u/yyznick 6h ago

Buddy none of this shit we’re getting can compare to the absolute uncut gas u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 is able to procure and I’m proud that you are aware of that.

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 5h ago

Thats much better

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u/HerpDerp152 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jbm1s70LWA7MA
You can put your weed on there

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u/discomute 7h ago

I'd keep whizz fizz and people would assume I'm cool even though I'm not

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u/Twisted-Nature 7h ago

What they don't know won't hurt amirite.