r/mildlyinteresting • u/SecondsWellSpent • 11h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/sarduchi 11h ago

Poisoners ring, not poison itself (I assume...).

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u/SecondsWellSpent 11h ago

ativan for psychosis haha no poison

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 11h ago

As someone with anxiety, I like the idea of wearing a ring with some ativan. just pop a benzo.

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u/SecondsWellSpent 10h ago

exactly

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u/richardvirginia 10h ago

Just so you know bb, its potentially illegal to carry prescriptions in containers that aren't the labeled containers. If you get pulled over of something, they might give you a hard time over it.

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u/ToastSpangler 10h ago

license and registration

*reaches for the glovebox with the ring hand*

excuse me sir, would you mind opening your ring for me?

*you need probable cause, man*

that's it get the fuck out of the car you narco terrorist! pew pew pew

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u/CommunicationBig4218 10h ago

'Your honor, there could have been fentanyl in their ring.'

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u/Linkruleshyrule 10h ago

"That ring was coming right for me!"

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u/Horskr 6h ago

"Please inspect the ring, labeled prosecution exhibit #37, officer Jimbo"

inspects ring closely

"Haha IT WAS fentanyl!" Presses remote that opens the ring and blows powder into the air

Sorry, this thread sounded like a good line up for a Joker gag.

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u/ortusdux 10h ago

They already said they suffer from anxiety ffs

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 9h ago

No its not. I've looked into this many times because of the multiple prescriptions my daughter takes. I even looked when I was flying recently could I take all her meds in those weekly medication things and the answer is no problem. the ONLY time it's an issue is if you are traveling internationally.

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u/Early_Brush3053 9h ago

downvote this trash

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u/Beefcrustycurtains 10h ago

Got a stack of ativan on my desk. I don't take it daily and try to avoid taking it too much during the week because of how bad benzo addicition is, but man when i'm having major anxiety it's a huge help.

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u/wayofthebuush 9h ago

benzos are gnarly :( hopefully you can find a way out of that