r/mildlyinteresting • • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/richardvirginia 7h ago

Just so you know bb, its potentially illegal to carry prescriptions in containers that aren't the labeled containers. If you get pulled over of something, they might give you a hard time over it.

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u/ToastSpangler 7h ago

license and registration

*reaches for the glovebox with the ring hand*

excuse me sir, would you mind opening your ring for me?

*you need probable cause, man*

that's it get the fuck out of the car you narco terrorist! pew pew pew

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u/CommunicationBig4218 7h ago

'Your honor, there could have been fentanyl in their ring.'

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u/Linkruleshyrule 7h ago

"That ring was coming right for me!"