r/mildlyinteresting • • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

Post image
18.8k Upvotes

1.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

206

u/SecondsWellSpent 8h ago

ativan for psychosis haha no poison

134

u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 8h ago

As someone with anxiety, I like the idea of wearing a ring with some ativan. just pop a benzo.

40

u/SecondsWellSpent 8h ago

exactly

51

u/richardvirginia 7h ago

Just so you know bb, its potentially illegal to carry prescriptions in containers that aren't the labeled containers. If you get pulled over of something, they might give you a hard time over it.

95

u/ToastSpangler 7h ago

license and registration

*reaches for the glovebox with the ring hand*

excuse me sir, would you mind opening your ring for me?

*you need probable cause, man*

that's it get the fuck out of the car you narco terrorist! pew pew pew

25

u/CommunicationBig4218 7h ago

'Your honor, there could have been fentanyl in their ring.'

6

u/Linkruleshyrule 7h ago

"That ring was coming right for me!"

2

u/Horskr 3h ago

"Please inspect the ring, labeled prosecution exhibit #37, officer Jimbo"

inspects ring closely

"Haha IT WAS fentanyl!" Presses remote that opens the ring and blows powder into the air

Sorry, this thread sounded like a good line up for a Joker gag.

21

u/ortusdux 7h ago

They already said they suffer from anxiety ffs

3

u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 6h ago

No its not. I've looked into this many times because of the multiple prescriptions my daughter takes. I even looked when I was flying recently could I take all her meds in those weekly medication things and the answer is no problem. the ONLY time it's an issue is if you are traveling internationally.

-1

u/Early_Brush3053 6h ago

downvote this trash

9

u/Beefcrustycurtains 7h ago

Got a stack of ativan on my desk. I don't take it daily and try to avoid taking it too much during the week because of how bad benzo addicition is, but man when i'm having major anxiety it's a huge help.

1

u/wayofthebuush 6h ago

benzos are gnarly :( hopefully you can find a way out of that

13

u/NimbusHex 7h ago

Damn. Ativan wasn't strong enough for my anxiety, can't imagine it being used for psychosis.

28

u/SecondsWellSpent 7h ago

i have to take enough of it but it’s more to keep me chill while people from the walls try and speak to me

8

u/ToastemPopUp 7h ago

Dayum, that must be a big ol dose. I have a very small prescription (like .5mg or something) for just some random insomnia induced anxiety I sometimes get and my pills look nothing like your pills (I mean aside from them being the same color lol).

9

u/SecondsWellSpent 7h ago

they are only 1mg pills, i usually get the ones you put under your tongue, they are much smaller

7

u/tech_noir_guitar 7h ago

Years ago my doctor gave me a prescription for 5mg Ativan. He started to tell me how much to take but then just went "ah, you're an adult, you'll figure it out..." and sent me on my way. Didn't tell me how much to actually take just a suggestion maybe to break one in half (which I didn't do). Not long after I was blacked out and ended up waking up from sleeping in my apartment doorway with my door open after taking god knows how many of those things and going out drinking. And that's how I learned not to drink on benzos and how strong Ativan is all in the same day. Lol
I have a vague memory of taking one then going the mall. I took another while at the mall because I wasn't sure it was working. Then things get pretty fuzzy. I am pretty sure I took another one at some point then I remember being at the goth club. Then I remember sitting in front of my apartment in a cab. Then I woke up in my doorway with the door wide open and like half my body in the hallway and half in my apartment with my shirt off...
I was a lot more careful with them shits after that. haha

3

u/Professor-Shark1089 6h ago

Holy shit 5mg??? I have been taking 1mgs for years and only ever occasionally will take 2 and that knocks me out. 5mg is crazy

1

u/tech_noir_guitar 5h ago

Yeah, that shit was strong and I had never taken any kind of benzo at that point so I had no frame of reference. The part of the day I do remember was fun though. haha

2

u/Professor-Shark1089 5h ago

Glad you lived to tell the tale friend, or, at least what little you remember of it 🤣 Seriously though that doctor should lose their license

1

u/pixeldust6 6h ago

He started to tell me how much to take but then just went "ah, you're an adult, you'll figure it out..." and sent me on my way.

wtf?

1

u/tech_noir_guitar 6h ago

Yeah, it was really weird... He started to tell me and then halfway through his sentence he just went "ah, you're an adult, you'll figure it out" and just kind of ended the appointment and left. He was like halfway out the door as he was telling me. Lol
I eventually ended up switching doctors and got on clonazapam instead. I don't remember what the dosage they gave me for that was now but it came with more instructions.

2

u/Koraks 7h ago

Just curious- are you also taking another medication besides just Ativan? Doesn’t sound like the best drug just to take as needed for a problem like that assuming it’s just a once in a blue moon issue that comes up.

4

u/SecondsWellSpent 7h ago

i am also taking antipsychotics

1

u/Koraks 7h ago

Ah got it!

1

u/epitimisi 1h ago

I have so many questions... Did you always have this or did it just start at some point?

And do these pills really help with it?

-10

u/nzclknzspfoeSdf 7h ago edited 7h ago

Like most psychiatric drugs, they mostly have a placebo effect and it actually doesn't provide pharmacological benefit to most people, roughly 80%, who take it. Psychiatrists never explain this to patients because psychiatry is a scam.

Edit: Boneheaded downvoters are free to google "Number Needed to Treat" and educate yourselves, unless you want to be anti-science and believe falsehoods like religious quacks.

3

u/Accomplished-Loss387 7h ago

I kept reading that as Antivan

1

u/pixeldust6 6h ago

If some shady person in a van shows up, you take the pill and the van disappears 👍

1

u/Accomplished-Loss387 5h ago

Well yes but actually no, you give the pill to your local crow and the van driver disappears 

2

u/NyxCauldron 6h ago

I keep my Ativan in a Ziploc bag in my purse with all my other pills. It's Mommy's purse salad

2

u/Particular-Poem-7085 7h ago

I thought it's a way out in case you get captured by the enemy or lost in space

1

u/NerwanderR 7h ago

Thought they were antidepressants for a moment. Mine look almost just like them.

1

u/metrometric 6h ago

I thought I recognized those pills! Haha I'm so weirdly satisfied by having been right 

1

u/mochabear23 3h ago

i instantly called that out as lorazepam just from the shape and size of the pills

0

u/TGin-the-goldy 7h ago

I was hoping for E but it doesn’t look like that lol

0

u/mewdejour 7h ago

Its like the original Underdog cartoon but instead of speed, you put anti-speed in it.

Also- I can't take that. It literally puts me into a psychotic state 2 hours after it settles in. Now if there was a Klonopin in their, I would be happy. Its the only benzo that doesn't make me mean.

-7

u/nzclknzspfoeSdf 7h ago edited 7h ago

Note that it's mostly a placebo if you are taking it to reduce excitement from psychosis. Ativan has a Number Needed to Treat (NNT) of 5 for this, meaning that 5 people need to be treated for 1 of them to receive pharmacological benefit. This means that most people who take it, 80%, either receive no benefit or only benefit from it as a placebo. I doubt your doctor explained this to you because psychiatry is a scam.

Edit: boneheaded, anti-science downvoters are free to google this and educate yourselves, but maybe your psychosis is getting in the way. It's a simple and verifiable scientific fact that this and most other psychiatric drugs are known to provide no pharmacological benefit for the majority of patients who are prescribed them.