r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Fratzenfresse • 22h ago

Waffle house isnt made of waffles my hands do this every winter

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It doesn’t hurt but it’s annoying as hell

YES I MOISTURIZE

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u/honorlessmaid 22h ago

Do not- and I repeat and emphasize DO NOT grab a fluffy new microfiber towel when your hands are like this if you're tism demons hate texture, you will fucking puke

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u/matchafoxjpg 22h ago

ugh even just the thought of that feeling is making me uncomfortable. i got rid of all my nicrofiber cloths because of that.

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u/honorlessmaid 22h ago

Unfortunately they are the best for cleaning certain things as they have the best rinse and reuse ability. One day I will not clean houses for work, instead I will clean dog blood off my face from assisting in surgery. I'd rather get bloody puss off my face than deal with microfiber forever. They are good at dusting tho

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u/RawrRRitchie 22h ago

What the hell kind of butcher shop are you working at??

I thought if blood sprays during surgeries you messed something up

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u/honorlessmaid 22h ago

Infections hold alotttt of pressure that is often... surprising? The skin and muscles can stretch inward vs outward (think of a pregnancy that doesn't show much due to how the persons body is carrying) so draining a puncture wound on a cats butt can turn into a fountain pretty quick

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u/auditoryeden 18h ago

If you want some visual examples in a non-surgical context, hoof trimming issues can make literal fountains of pus and blood. There's a lot of footage on youtube.

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u/supercarr0t 9h ago

FOOTage, you say?

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u/anon56_ymous 19h ago

my gf is in med school and has watched/ helped in dozens of surgeries and she says in the begin she was very freaked out bc she thought this to but blood is actually spraying around relatively often lol. or can at all least happen a long as is not prolonged excessively. anyway fun! one reason they wear face maks

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u/Ma-licious 16h ago

Username checks out

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u/Cardshark69420 22h ago

What the actual fuck is this comment dude…? Tf is wrong with you????

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u/honorlessmaid 22h ago

Decades of cleaning literal shit and half a decade of having various animal bodily fluids on me is what is wrong, I spose. If you have pets or have ever visited a sports arena you're welcome. It's dirty, sad, and underpaid work. Someone has to do it!

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u/BKStephens 21h ago

Gotta love how insulated some live their lives.

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u/kruznkiwi 21h ago

It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do ittttt…

Thank you Mike Rowe for many seasons of brilliant television

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u/OkEmu8597 21h ago

I'm curious do y'all get freaked out by synthetic sponge textures?

Like I can deal with a microfiber cloths but a sponge tho makes my teeth feel and taste weird the second I touch them.

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u/mrsc1880 20h ago

I can't stand microfiber, sponges are fine for me, but the WORST is that synthetic "sherpa" fabric on blankets and coats. It's bad when it's new and absolutely horrible after it's been washed and dried.

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u/Careless_Toe8692 17h ago

And the static that comes with it bleuhhhhh I hate it

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u/OkEmu8597 20h ago

Now that one I can relate to I'm getting itchy and twitchy just thinking about it.

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u/matchafoxjpg 21h ago

i haven't touched a sponge in so long i honestly don't know the answer to this.

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u/OkEmu8597 21h ago

Valid AF

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u/kaekiro 17h ago

I grew my own luffah to avoid this. It took over my yard but it was lovely

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u/Interesting_Age7345 16h ago

i’m the opposite lmaoo if i see a sponge i want to literally chew on it

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u/_1JackMove 22h ago

As kids, my brother hated the feeling associated with the sound of nails scratching on denim. Guess what I used to torture him with? Muah-hahahaha😂

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u/stupifystupify 1h ago

Same I shivered