I keep getting threatening texts

[u/Lock_Psychological]

I get these ALL the time. I’ve never donated to these “people.” Never supported them. Never voted for them. Nor has my wife. I received four of these today. All threats. Always a telling me it’s my last chance. These are some of the less malicious-sounding ones.

I’m not even sure they’re legitimately from those parties, though I wouldn’t put it past them.

So… report as spam. Report as spam. Report as spam.

It isn’t like it’s painful. Just pretty irritating.

[u/Lock_Psychological]

Dammit. It’s a leather couch. Black leather.

Maybe just burn it now.

If I can’t have it, he can’t… “have” (🤮) it either.

[u/brokerceej → u/Lock_Psychological]

A lot to unpack here but I'd rather not.

[u/Com_BEPFA → u/brokerceej]

Trust me, JD doesn't have much to unpack at all.

[u/Algaroth → u/Lock_Psychological]

I wonder if he consumes interracial couch porn... Like black and white cushions together and stuff.

[u/atomantsmasher → u/Lock_Psychological]

"Black leather you say? Mmm tell me more..."

[u/NightlyKnightMight → u/Lock_Psychological]

Hide mouse traps in the couch folds

[u/aerdvarkk → u/Lock_Psychological]

Nah. Leather is easier to clean than most couch fabrics.

[u/Eckx → u/Lock_Psychological]

Should be safe, he only likes white leather.