r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Lock_Psychological • 20d ago

Unskippable ad I keep getting threatening texts

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I get these ALL the time. I’ve never donated to these “people.” Never supported them. Never voted for them. Nor has my wife. I received four of these today. All threats. Always a telling me it’s my last chance. These are some of the less malicious-sounding ones.

I’m not even sure they’re legitimately from those parties, though I wouldn’t put it past them.

So… report as spam. Report as spam. Report as spam.

It isn’t like it’s painful. Just pretty irritating.

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u/Beautiful-Affect1930 20d ago

JD Vance has got to be the least threatening person I know.

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u/Spleenseer 19d ago

That's what the pope said.

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u/Microwavedstrawberry 19d ago

He looks like he would have frightened 8 year old me but not because he looks as though he'd hit me,he looks like he'd do other things

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u/sweatboxy 19d ago

That’s why he’s so dangerous. He’ll do or say anything to get what he wants while looking and sounding like a kindergarten bully.

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u/MerkinDealer 19d ago

He’s threatening in a school shooter way

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u/Azurvix 19d ago

Not even in that way really

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u/Open_Boysenberry_363 19d ago

More like a creepy adult hanging around the locker room

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u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 20d ago

But you do know of him

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u/Right-Many-6183 19d ago

danngg you know the big JD??

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u/Osklington 18d ago

Unless you are a couch...

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u/WolfieVonD 20d ago

What a twisted fucking cyclepath

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u/AutVincere72 20d ago

Hahaha I am going to use that expression.

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u/factor3x 19d ago

You better swine it or ill tell daddy Trump. Hupphh

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u/Silent-Complaint4020 19d ago

Laughed out loud

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u/UnknownKaddath 19d ago

It's weawwy sewious you guys come on

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u/jaquan123ism 19d ago

pwease let us try again or else!

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