r/mildlyinfuriating • • Sep 15 '26

I'm slightly vexed My bananas committed mass suicide

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u/PackageNorth8984 Sep 15 '26

They didn’t want to be a part of that setup. Putting potatoes, oranges, and onions together? We’re out of here.

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u/Turbo_Fresh Sep 15 '26

Oranges hanging out with potatoes feels wrong.

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse Sep 15 '26

fruits hanging out with onions feels wrong

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u/Turbo_Fresh Sep 15 '26

Onions are chill. They're sophisticated, layered. Potatoes are grubby peasants. They have no business rubbing up against exotic, fragrant oranges.

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u/13143 ERD Sep 15 '26

Onions create ethylene gas that cause other fruits to ripen quicker, so they should really just hang out by themselves.

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u/TheMooseOnTheLeft 29d ago

Potatoes too. If you want your fruit to ripen faster, stick it in a paper bag with a potato

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u/Great_Hedgehog 29d ago

Many if not most fruit do

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u/Next-Pass-802 29d ago

The smell of onions can transfer to anything its nearby tho. Solitary confinement.

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u/Dramatic_Repair2958 29d ago

Bananas too! Wifey will pack a lunch for me and toss in a banana. Hours later my ham and cheese has faint banana essence.

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u/WeastSideGangsta 29d ago

This is how Lacroix water is flavored

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u/Dramatic_Repair2958 27d ago

I always assumed they simply walked the fruits near the water tanks before canning.

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u/DangerousLoner 29d ago

Oranges are the “Florida Man” of the fruit world.

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u/kummerspect 28d ago

Have you ever gotten a box of mixed bagels? If there is one onion or everything bagel in the batch, they are now all onion bagels.

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u/alexnedea 29d ago

Onions actually release a gas that spoils potatoes and maybe other things too

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u/TelluricThread0 Sep 15 '26

Banana and onion juice helps to open the chakras.

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u/urixl 29d ago

I know exactly one chakra that would immediately open.

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u/Zeqhanis Sep 15 '26

Unless you like durian. Then bananas and onions are a winning combo.

But really, I was thinking the same thing. Potatoes and onions together might be okay.

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u/brandonhardyy Sep 15 '26

You might think potatoes and onions could be alright together, but they should be kept separately in the dark! The onions will make the potatoes sprout more quickly.

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u/Fun-Library-5990 Sep 15 '26

You should never store potatoes and onions together because the onions give off a gas that causes the potatoes to sprout.

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u/7pebblesreporttaste Sep 15 '26

there should always be segregation between fruits and vegetables

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u/myth1cg33k 29d ago

Cue tomatoes having an existential crisis

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u/ZookeepergameIll1399 29d ago

These are not oranges. They are called tangerines

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u/atomcplayboy86 29d ago

You’re just an elitist, let the classes mix!

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u/existie CATS ARE COOL Sep 15 '26

In the sunlight!!!

Onions and potatoes belong in the DARK. Separately!!

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u/So_HauserAspen 29d ago

I think one of them produces a gas or emission that will cause fruit to ripen

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u/bigtzadikenergy 29d ago

Bananas also produce the same gas, so this is pretty much a worst case situation for those potatoes.

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u/Stabaobs 29d ago

Onions will cause your potatoes to sprout, I think.

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u/Perfect-System2504 29d ago

queue the Barry White 🎶

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u/NicholasWildeRails Sep 15 '26

Oh I just noticed that

What the fuck is that? Put those tatos and layers in the pantry bro

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u/Beer-Milkshakes Sep 15 '26

Generally putting anything with bananas is like pushing the 2x speed button on ripening/rotting

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u/Rashaen Sep 15 '26

Aw, I was hoping they were persimmons at first.

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u/Pndrizzy Sep 15 '26

100% thought those were persimmons too

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u/NoBonus6969 29d ago

Stray onion too. It's absolutely mayhem at this house

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u/PlatypusWrath Sep 15 '26

It's like a party food recipe from the 60s.

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u/Time_Reception4930 Sep 15 '26

It's tangerines...

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u/timmy1234569 29d ago

They look more like mandarins

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u/Time_Reception4930 29d ago

Yeah yeah, at least mandarins are close to tangerines, unlike oranges

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u/wapren Sep 15 '26

those arent oranges

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u/vic_lupu 29d ago

Back in my days we used to call carrots oranges, because they are orange

Grampa Simpsons out

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u/ErisTerrace Sep 15 '26

1) as pointed out, your fruits will make each other go bad faster..ethylene gas etc.

2) onions and potatoes work the same way.  not meant to be near each other.

https://www.simplyrecipes.com/never-store-potatoes-with-onions-11888784

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u/Kailmo 29d ago

Honest question. How many vegetable/fruit storage areas should one have?

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u/Cwatty 29d ago

Every nook and cranny in your house should be filled with a lone vegetable

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u/brobiwankinobiwan 29d ago

"That there was our master bedroom.... until the cucumber took over"

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u/Tb1969 29d ago

Dedicated bedrooms for each type

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u/Vandergrif 29d ago

They also must be tucked in with a little crocheted blanket.

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u/Taint__Paint 29d ago

I keep my onions in my vehicles glove box and my potatoes go on the guest bathroom medicine cabinet. Gotta keep those two separated as much as possible.

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u/Kailmo 29d ago

That’s my problem. I don’t have a guest bathroom…or a car.

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u/trpnblies7 29d ago

Do the best with the space you have. We keep potatoes in our basement because it's dark and cool. We keep onions and garlic in burlap sacks (repurposed rice bags, since large quantities of rice often come in burlap sacks) hanging by the top of the basement steps. Most other vegetables go in the fridge.

You can also keep bananas in the fridge to keep them ripe longer. The skin will brown, but the fruit itself will be fine.

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u/Substantial-Singer29 29d ago

Well.....

Potatoes , yams and sweet potatoes should have a separate drawer to themselves.

Citrus and fruit should be in the fridge.

Bananas should be kept in a separate bowl away from all the other fruit. Unless you're trying to get the fruit to ripen faster and then you can place them by each other Or use a paper bag.

Onions should be kept in a separate location from everything as well obviously outside of the fridge.

Tomatoes should not be placed in the fridge. Unless you have a surplus and you know you won't be able to eat them before they go bad.

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u/RollingMeteors 29d ago

>Honest question. How many vegetable/fruit storage areas should one have?

Better yet for those that don't have space: ¿How many of my 12v computer fans will be adequate enough to vent the gas to the outside through a dryer vent aluminum tube?

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u/bearamongus19 Sep 15 '26

Banana bread time

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u/Pipe_Memes Sep 15 '26

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u/remberzz Sep 15 '26

Omg, the 'banana bread' banana face. I'm dying.

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u/Photoshopdoge Sep 15 '26

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u/nirvanatheory Sep 15 '26

Damn. I need OP to post proof of making banana bread with these. It's the only way I'll feel okay again.

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u/Superb-Astronaut-371 Sep 15 '26

Banana bread slap

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u/MartinisnMurder Sep 15 '26 edited 29d ago

Haha oh my god that looks like my dog when she’s in her crazy mode

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u/DeepCardiologist6384 29d ago

Reminds me of the new photos of Mitch

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u/AC-burg Sep 15 '26 edited 29d ago

This one looked like he regretted the pact he made with the rest

Edit: thank you all for the awards.

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u/PeteDaBum Sep 15 '26

Almost woke my baby this is hilarious

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u/Away-Ad-3407 Sep 15 '26

lol same - promptly stolen

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u/whatintheeverloving Sep 15 '26

I specifically buy overripe bananas at a discount to make the moistest tastiest chocolate chip-studded banana bread because I eat so many bananas that they never have the chance to go brown enough. Do people really just buy bananas only to let them rot? Bananas are the bomb.

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u/Bonnieearnold Sep 15 '26

Yeah. Sometimes you buy bananas and then you just don’t feel like a banana and then, suddenly, it’s over. Bananas require commitment.

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u/THRlLLH0 29d ago

Just munch em down, it's a healthy way to fill your stomach in like one minute. I don't even like bananas and I eat 2 a day solely for the fiber cause they're quick and easy. I wish I liked em.

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u/Ryanhussain14 29d ago

Try green and brown bananas and see how your opinion changes. For me, I can't stand green bananas (can't tell if I have a mild allergy or not) but borderline brown bananas feel like a cheat code for a healthy dessert.

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u/Livid-Screen-3289 Sep 15 '26

I do. Bananas taste weird to me unless they’re in something else: oatmeal, pancakes/waffles, banana zucchini bread, yogurt parfaits, etc.

I can crush a banana with PB, or make it into a sammy (esp if bacon is involved) but the days of plain banana eating are a forgone conclusion to me.

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u/wild-toe-jam Sep 15 '26

Bacon and banana - Meh.

Dates wrapped in bacon and baked, is the way to go.

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u/sadahtay Sep 15 '26

Make sure you get consent from your date before you wrap them.

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u/WrennyWrenegade Sep 15 '26

I'm married to someone who will fixate on a food and then abandon it suddenly. Choosing this week's banana bunch is always a gamble.

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u/Darcano Sep 15 '26

I may be weird on this, but I freaking love green bananas, it's the taste and the firmness to them that gets me.

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u/dange616 Sep 15 '26

From the lead singer of The Presidents of the USA (Peaches)... You're welcome 😁 Banana Bread (song)

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u/bewilderedfroggy Sep 15 '26

This was immediately playing in my head when I saw the photo 🍌

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u/Adept-Telephone6682 29d ago

Family favorite at our house!

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u/Dragonssssssssssss Sep 15 '26

Not me freezing em saying Imma make banana bread. And then not.

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u/krashtestgenius Sep 15 '26

My last banana bread looked like him

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u/wholegrainnoodles Sep 15 '26

I hate how accurate this is

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u/juicer_philosopher Sep 15 '26

Is that banana heaven or hell?

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u/SwitchIndependent714 Sep 15 '26

Depends if you're top or bottom

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 Sep 15 '26

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u/BoatyMcBoatFace89 Sep 15 '26

Jesus. Now I’m going to have to start Archer over 😂😂

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u/rikaateabug 29d ago

It's banana purgatory

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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear Sep 15 '26

Or slice them up, bag them, and freeze them for smoothies

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u/evil_timmy Sep 15 '26

If you do this, try out a banana bread recipe that uses applesauce. It's less fat and refined sugar (it replaces some of the oil and white sugar), and the results are springy and moist, rather than the all too frequent disappointingly dry.

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u/Secure-Pattern-3183 Sep 15 '26

I love using applesauce to replace the egg in breads and muffies. ☺️

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u/Fun-Library-5990 29d ago

Who makes dry banana bread? It's the easiest thing to bake.

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u/Spare_Promotion_2908 Sep 15 '26

Banana bread flavored with the raw onion sitting directly underneath them

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u/Lil_Brown_Bat Sep 15 '26

Keeping your bananas with your oranges will make the oranges go bad faster, fyi.

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u/SaintsNoah14 Sep 15 '26

I think the onion is much worse IIRC

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u/lol_alex Sep 15 '26

Interestingly enough, planting spring onions among your strawberries helps keep them safe from bugs. After harvest, not so much.

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u/Godzira-r32 Sep 15 '26

I thought they were tomatoes at first. This is even worse.

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u/RojoRugger Sep 15 '26

I keep bananas in a a hanging fruit basket. If I get fruit that looks like it needs to ripen a bit more it hangs out with the bananas

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u/jdehjdeh 29d ago

I'm imagining the bananas being tormented by the life they've been forced to drain from countless innocent young fruits.

Greeting each new cellmate with a false smile, hoping this one will be the one that doesn't wither and die...

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u/nnula Sep 15 '26

You need to learn about how to store things correctly

You DONT store oranges and Bananas together

You Dont store onions and potatoes together

And you dont store all of these together ....

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u/DSMilf Sep 15 '26

but what about my can of sardines? can that go here

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u/nnula Sep 15 '26

You can stick your can of sardines wherever you want

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u/poopinonurgirl Sep 15 '26

No, not where you’re thinking

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u/nnula Sep 15 '26

Pantry is usually the preferable, but kitchen counter, etc is ok ,

For me it would be the Trash.

Not sure, but it would seem your mind is running to the gutter....interesting

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u/DinosaurReborn Sep 15 '26

I can stick my sardines in the gutter?? Big news if true!

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u/ProcyonHabilis Sep 15 '26

Sardines are good yo

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u/Antique_Ad4322 Sep 15 '26

what about bananas and apples but the apples are in the bag they came in

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u/anangrypudge Sep 15 '26

Even the flowers are speeding towards an early death.

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u/Hatefiend 29d ago

Instead of saying DON'T, say what you can store together

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u/forgotten-ent Sep 15 '26

Hanging by a... peel?

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u/Snowfel 29d ago

Which is an appealing prospect!

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u/YaYeetinat0r 29d ago

You could say it’s apeeling

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u/ayu_xi Sep 15 '26

Good but they aren't your bananas. I've seen that image before a few times

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u/NevenRKSR 27d ago

😭❤️🌌🌌✨... easy karma farm with 92.5k upvotes 😭❤️🌌🌌

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u/sometin__else 19d ago

99% of the high karma posts are bots/reposts

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u/brehvgc Sep 15 '26

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u/Quirky-Skin 29d ago

So I should post mine tomorrow then or????

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u/bookbagel 27d ago

Heyyyyyy it’s my turn, get back in line

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u/myeff 29d ago

This one had a funnier title.

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u/nohopeforhomosapiens Sep 15 '26

You weren't going to eat them anyway.

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u/But_I_Dont_know_it Sep 15 '26

No one ever does but they still spend 20 minutes picking out the perfect bunch.

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u/Bennyseed Sep 15 '26

... I eat my bananas...

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u/But_I_Dont_know_it Sep 15 '26

Good, never eat someone else’s bananas unless they give you permission.

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u/Bennyseed Sep 15 '26

That would be a declaration of war

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u/elmz Sep 15 '26

You guys don't eat your bananas? I either eat them, or if they get as ripe as OPs bananas I freeze them and use them for milkshakes or muffins.

Seriously, frozen banana + milk is an excellent milkshake, or a base for adding more, like chocolate, nuts, or cookies (gingerbread + cinnamon).

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy Sep 15 '26

Those are banana bread bananas

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u/FocusSlo Sep 15 '26

Why wouldn't they? They're at perfect ripeness

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u/verioblistex Sep 15 '26

I'm sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but this was funny! 😁

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u/tuesday_cheese 29d ago

I cant focus on the bananas because why do you have banana, oranges, potatoes and onions together together. Who puts potatoes or onions with fruits?

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u/Zealousideal-Soil778 29d ago

That was all I could see.

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u/Music_Girl2000 29d ago

Yeah, the potatoes should be stored in the pantry so they don't build up solanine. And the onions should be stored separately from the fruits to avoid the flavor and smell of onions seeping into the fruit

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u/Ok_Respect_8917 Sep 15 '26

The bananas really said “we’re ripe or we riot”

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u/Rare_Mycologist_6917 Sep 15 '26

Oof. Onion and potatoes right next to each other out in the middle of the kitchen!!!??? With oranges too? The food storage has me mildly infuriated. 😆

It is interesting how all your bananas split open the same way.

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u/IndependentPutrid564 Sep 15 '26

This is posted like 4 x a week. Stop hanging bananas like that. It’s your fault at this point

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u/Hambrrgrrr Sep 15 '26

Why was this ever a thing in the first place? Who thought this was a good idea?

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 Sep 15 '26

Exactly, you cant put your bananas through that and expect them to be fine smh

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u/XRT28 Sep 15 '26

bonus protip: break the bunch apart when you first get them. that way once they start getting extra ripe and you go to grab one you avoid accidentally snapping the top off adjacent bananas

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u/IndependentPutrid564 29d ago

They do ripen faster when you do that. Not the end of the world just something to keep an eye on.

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u/HumbleMolasses1 Sep 15 '26 edited Sep 15 '26

You hung them high.... May they RIP(E, in peace)

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u/meltingbeezwax Sep 15 '26 edited Sep 15 '26

You hung them wrong. They'd obviously fall off once ripe if they were at 180° to the table.

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u/KDriessche 29d ago

So actually the reason why is because you’re hanging them the wrong way round!

The weight applied to the stem is much greater when the bananas are facing away from the stand/hook, so just turn them around in future!

Also yeah, the stuff about the fruit being too close and causing faster ripening is true, but it’s actually the bananas’ fault!

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u/waaz16 Sep 15 '26

Oh 😳

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u/dasbtaewntawneta Sep 15 '26

i mean, you're the one that fucking hanged them for some reason

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u/DMyTeaDuck 29d ago

To be fair… you hung them first.

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u/BigBagoSith_sp Sep 15 '26

Those bananas were Epsteined

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u/Blue1994a Sep 15 '26

This is bananaslaughter through gross negligence.

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u/Fungiblefaith Sep 15 '26

I would at that is nuts but it is really just bananas.

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u/sigma914 Sep 15 '26

That's what you get for stringing them up by their ankles

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u/nettika Sep 15 '26

FYI, onions produce a great amount of ethylene gas, which causes bananas to ripen faster. That was likely a factor in your bananacide.

Apples produce a lot of it too, so similarly, for better banana health, better not to keep them right next to apples.

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u/howdyimpapa 29d ago

This happened to us forever ago and is a favorite to randomly send to each other in my family 😂

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u/Soravinier 29d ago

Bananacide

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u/BrandysAlwaysSad Sep 15 '26

The title lmao

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u/Practical_Ad_5080 Sep 15 '26

Banana bread incoming

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u/yokosucks97 Sep 15 '26

Chiquita Banana Wars (1898-1934) Colorized:

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u/RXHK099 Sep 15 '26

It’s better if you wrap up and seal the stem, it will stay fresher.

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u/zubairhamed 29d ago

signal to make banana bread

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u/hobbitonresident96 29d ago

So the problem is that potatoes will make everything else rot in the basket. They need to be by themselves in a dark cupboard. Onions and potatoes ESPECIALLY cannot be next to each other they both will rot. This whole arrangement is basically a compost bin. Make some banana bread and move on with your lesson haha!

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u/n8cat 29d ago

One must have done it, and the rest must have seen the a-peel.

Ill see myself out.

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u/pumpkin_spice_latina Sep 15 '26

The Virgin Fruiticides…none of those girls ever got a chance to ripen…

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u/jsmith_92 Sep 15 '26

The one on the left even looks depressed haha

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u/tacoslasher Sep 15 '26

THE BANANS HAS GONE BAD!

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u/gatesaj85 Sep 15 '26

It's like the opening scene of Sinister.

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy Sep 15 '26

Mass suicide, says the person who hanged them. Likely story /s

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u/Icy-Way8382 Sep 15 '26

The one on the left has really sad face 😞

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u/Pixel___Pusher Sep 15 '26 edited Sep 15 '26

A fruit fly’s Valhalla

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u/Prescripts-Proxy-lol Sep 15 '26

I gently look at the fruit basket.....

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u/SoapandCareProducts 29d ago

Dont put onions and potatoes together they accelerate eacb others spoilage

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u/dreadfulrobot 29d ago

The ethylene gas from the onion in your fruit bowl of madness ripened the bananas past their prime, will give everything here a little kiss of onion flavour, and add to the charm of the whole thing by encouraging your potatoes to grow eyes. 

Those potatoes will also make your onion rot faster get soft and mushy, which already appears to be starting. 

Perfect gift basket for your enemy, 10/10.

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u/goldlnPSX 29d ago

I SWEAR that banana brand has been ripening wayyy quicket than usual

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u/AD_VICTORIAM_x 28d ago

NSFW tag missing - where are the mods ?

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u/mangoawaynow 27d ago

some veggies and fruits put off chemicals that cause your fruit to ripen quicker.