r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Puzzled_Artichoke281 • Sep 10 '26

Unskippable ad 17 dollars for these two coffees

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u/rrallan Sep 10 '26

My piss after a festival

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u/pinkflip06 Sep 10 '26

You should get that checked.

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u/rrallan Sep 10 '26

We pay the price for good times

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u/Pornfest Sep 10 '26

Yeah, but that color (especially after heavily enjoying party favors which are filtered through the kidneys) looks like renal damage/failure.

If your piss is that color, you’re pissing blood.

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u/rrallan Sep 10 '26

Hopefully it shall allay all your worrisome minds to know that I was exaggerating the matter ever so slightly for comic effect

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Sep 10 '26

Redditors trying not to take a joke deadly serious:

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u/GrocerySolid7956 Sep 10 '26

Sarcasm!? I'm the comments section? FOR COMEDIC EFFECT!?

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u/Rectall_Brown Sep 10 '26

He’ll be alright

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u/legna20v Sep 10 '26

I being paying, I just wanna know when the good time is gonna come by

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u/CptnRedbeardVII Sep 10 '26

You gotta meet Flo! I don't know his real name, where he's from or where he went, but if you meet a generous man with coke in a nasal spray bottle, that's your man!

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u/Misery_Division Sep 10 '26

You should go to more festivals instead

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u/Swimming_Agent_1063 Sep 10 '26

No that’s normal after a festival 

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u/ButtfuckedByJesus Sep 10 '26

I took have had MDMA brown piss

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u/jackrabbit323 Sep 10 '26

Least we know what to do with the jars afterwards.