r/mildlyinfuriating • • Sep 10 '26

Unskippable ad 17 dollars for these two coffees

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u/9447044 Sep 10 '26

I love that they buy it too. They see the price, order and then act like they're forced to pay $17 for 12 Oz of tea the world's weakest looking coffee

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u/ArterialVotives Sep 10 '26

Light roast coffee like the cup pictured generally has higher caffeine content than black looking dark roast.

This coffee is probably phenomenal too.

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u/Puzzled_Artichoke281 Sep 10 '26

Have you ever got coffee to go? You must pay up front. I knew I was paying 17 for 24 oz of coffee. Not 17 for two half empty jars.

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u/realMBeezy Sep 10 '26

And you just took those piss jars and left the shop? See I'm not usually one to cause a scene but if I was served THAT for 17$ there would be some discussion to be had

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u/South_Two_5657 Sep 10 '26

was it 24 oz that they gave you though? regardless, paying that price for coffee is insane

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u/Puzzled_Artichoke281 Sep 10 '26

No that’s the exact volume they gave me. I have decent social anxiety and a quick temper. I didn’t want to make a scene or be treated a fool by “not understanding” this is my order without being told that’s how much it yielded if that makes sense. I just grabbed the shit and walked out

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u/crazygoattoe Sep 10 '26

So you paid $17 for 24 oz of coffee, they gave you 24 oz of coffee, and you're upset at them? They gave you exactly what you ordered. It's on you for choosing to pay that much for that amount of coffee lol

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u/nicoleslawface Sep 10 '26

decent social anxiety and a quick temper

you should work on that

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u/Tigglebee Sep 10 '26

That volume they gave you looks like 24oz to me. Those are tall jars, way bigger than a standard coffee cup.

Just admit you paid too much for coffee bro.

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u/vomicyclin Sep 10 '26 edited Sep 10 '26

Where is that, that the prices are not, at least (!) shown on some menu or at the counter somewhere?

I mean 8.50 for a coffee is just ridiculous and, if not shown how much it costs, quite some reason to just walk out. Yes, not the nicest feeling but somewhere, a line has to be drawn…

(Obligatory “or do they put some bourbon in there…?”)

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u/TheSmokingLamp Sep 10 '26

Lol homie saw Market Price and thought, “it’s gotta be cheap right?”

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u/9447044 Sep 10 '26

What the fuck is Market price for coffee?

Sounds like its $19 for the dude with the Rolex and $10 for the guy in the corolla lol

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u/catjuggler Sep 10 '26

Yeah what the fuck- does that mean they’re buying different beans that vary in price so much that it can’t have a consistent price? Because that’s the only way it would make sense to apply mp to coffee.

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u/Akegata Sep 10 '26

I don't know what the situation is in the US, but in Sweden the prices have fluctuated pretty weirdly the last couple of years. Maybe not enough for setting market prices, but still.

Relevant source for whatever reason: https://jordbruketisiffror.wordpress.com/2025/04/29/priset-for-1-kilo-kaffe-fran-1952-till-2024/

I don't know why I spent time on looking this up.

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u/Professional_Ad1339 Sep 10 '26

No it means they change the beans they have on selection frequently and don’t want to print new menus every-time. And yes prices in specialty coffee do vary a lot.

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u/9447044 Sep 10 '26

Uncooked coffee beans has been like $8.50 an LB since covid for me. (Something tells me they dont roast their own stuff tho)

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u/ballbeard Sep 10 '26

You're in for a very rude awakening when it comes to coffee prices in the near future. China is becoming a world leader in coffee consumption leading to much less supply worldwide. Prices are going to continue to increase for bean imports.

Not to mention we're coming off the worst year in decades for coffee production, Brazil and Vietnam (2 largest coffee producers) had terrible growing seasons in 2025 due to severe weather.

In 2025 arabica beans were almost 80% more expensive than the previous year, and robusta beans hit a 50+ year high in price. 

2026 appears to have been a better growth year, but prices have not lowered significantly to reflect that, and may never.

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u/catjuggler Sep 11 '26

I'll be okay unless the same happens to chocolate lol

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u/ballbeard Sep 11 '26

Do you live under a rock? Chocolate was already on this same trend for years. Chocolate is at an all time high that continues to rise rapidly. Prices in grocery stores are continually raising month by month.

The el Niño weather events devastated chocolate crops for the past 2 seasons.

This is why shrinkflation is happening to bars worldwide, as well as the ever growing "chocolate flavoured' signifier appearing on products everywhere.

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u/Public-Egg-7814 Sep 10 '26

Because they change the beans out depending on the day and prices can vary drastically. specialty coffees can get very expensive

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u/spikernum1 Sep 10 '26

You didn't know coffee price is tied to bitcoin?

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u/9447044 Sep 10 '26

Coffee block chains

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u/taintosaurus_rex Sep 10 '26

To be fair to OP, every picture on their page has a full jar. So either they have a bit of false advertising, or whatever OP ordered comes half full.

Or OP is purposely attacking this company for some reason.

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u/TheeFlipper Sep 10 '26

One full jar and it isn't the same drink as OP's. I'm sure if OP got milk and foam it would be to the top, but it looks like they just got black coffee. And although the jar is 12 ounces that standard pour for a cup of coffee is between 6-8 ounces. Which they got.

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u/potatohats Sep 10 '26

I live here, Amberson coffee is amazing and loved in the community. They have a no tipping policy and pay their employees well above average. Coffee is spectacular but yeah, you can spend some $$ on the specialty stuff. But it’s not like the prices are a secret.

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u/Abadabber Sep 10 '26 edited Sep 10 '26

well, according to their own menu they are a secret 😅

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u/homoaIexuaI Sep 10 '26

I mean usually if you see the term MP you ask the person serving you. It’s not rocket science

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u/Abadabber Sep 10 '26

No, I just walk out because I know it is going to be stupid expensive, for something as basic as coffee at that.

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u/Professional_Ad1339 Sep 10 '26

They have the prices on the menu. You dont have to buy the mp coffee dipshit.

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u/vomicyclin Sep 10 '26

What the heck.

I know, I’m German and we have kind of a cultural and collective form of autism. But how can a thing like this be legal?!

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u/Consistent_Detail_61 Sep 10 '26

Why did he pay more than a latte though that's crazy!

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u/fuzzypyrocat Sep 10 '26

So you’re just mad that it’s in jars that are bigger and it looks like there’s less coffee?

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u/pineapple6969 Sep 10 '26

Do you not see how paying $17 for 2 coffees, regardless of size, is a problem?

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u/tantalor Sep 10 '26

$17 for 24oz is absurd

Normal price for a large (16oz) is $4. You are paying more than double

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u/Deathwish-Dena Sep 10 '26

Yeah that's not 24oz I would ask for my money back or go in and get Refunded

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u/9447044 Sep 10 '26

If my mcdonalds looks like garbage I ask for my money back. I dont take it and complain about it when im alone. I also hate spending money on garbage, but thats a personal thing.

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u/jcrll Sep 10 '26

You seem like a puzzled artichoke, Puzzled Artichoke