r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheAeroplaneBear2906 • Jul 16 '26

Unskippable ad Clear Backpacks + Pay to Keep Your Phone

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My freinds school is now requiring these items, and is also using AI to promote this 🫠

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u/printergumlight Jul 16 '26

What’s the phone pouch do?

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u/pipnwig Jul 16 '26

It's a locked bag that has to be opened, probably by administration before they leave.

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u/Ngothadei Jul 16 '26

Can't you unlock it with a neodymium magnets?

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u/breadofthegrunge Jul 16 '26

You can also just hit it decently hard to open it.

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u/Shurigin Jul 16 '26

You can open a Yondr Pouch with... Another Yondr Pouch

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u/EastLimp1693 Jul 16 '26

Lol the reference

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u/JazzMan-1910 Jul 16 '26

This is a Yondr Pouch. It can be opened with a Yondr Pouch. Massive fucking whip of the pouch. Other one fucking explodes. Tosses both off the table.

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u/BubbaYoshi117 Jul 16 '26

If hitting a Yondr pouch with a Yondr pouch doesn't unlock it, then it's more secure than a Master Lock 607.

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u/beren12 Jul 16 '26

Yeah, but you can’t open a master lock with scissors

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u/Significant-Bee5101 Jul 16 '26

You can do it with a pop can though...

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u/beren12 Jul 16 '26

Banned in schools?

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u/Moon_WalkerYT Jul 16 '26

Honestly if you hit it hard enough you probably could

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u/OnlyPaperListens Jul 17 '26

You can open them with a beetle

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u/beren12 Jul 17 '26

Well yeah a car has sharp edges :-)

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u/Wirenfeldt Jul 16 '26

I heard that in *his* voice..

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u/Pancho_Pantera77 Jul 16 '26

Wouldn't recommend that with a phone inside.

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u/breadofthegrunge Jul 16 '26

No risk to the phone. The lock is on a floppy tab, you can hit it without hitting the phone. My middle school had them.