r/memes • • 18h ago

the writers need to be fired

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u/numbplug 17h ago

Please kill me

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u/Drumcan2077 17h ago

If someone says “please kill me”, the safest and most human thing you can do is stay calm, take them seriously, and keep them connected. Here’s what you can say — short, simple French‑friendly phrasing since you asked for short sentences earlier.

What to say directly“I’m here. I’m not going to leave you.”“I’m really sorry you feel this bad.”“You don’t have to go through this alone.”“Let’s talk. What happened?”“I care about you. I want you to stay.”These keep the person grounded without agreeing to anything harmful.

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u/fafanna1 17h ago

Jarvis, shave my balls