r/memes • u/okbutwhymee • 15h ago

the writers need to be fired

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700 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/Astrodion123 Linux User 15h ago

What did he do?

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u/mejlzor 15h ago

He tried to do nothing and it backfired. Sometimes you have to choose.

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u/BothGraph641684 Average r/memes enjoyer 14h ago

hello, I see you have 0 upvotes, so I give you one

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u/LIKELYtoRAPhorrible 14h ago

I thought it was because his lack of spine

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u/Transki 14h ago

Da spine, Sheeran way.

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u/numbplug 15h ago

Please kill me

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u/random-guy-heree đŸ„„Comically Large SpoonđŸ„„ 14h ago

Later

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u/Drumcan2077 14h ago

If someone says “please kill me”, the safest and most human thing you can do is stay calm, take them seriously, and keep them connected. Here’s what you can say — short, simple French‑friendly phrasing since you asked for short sentences earlier.

What to say directly“I’m here. I’m not going to leave you.”“I’m really sorry you feel this bad.”“You don’t have to go through this alone.”“Let’s talk. What happened?”“I care about you. I want you to stay.”These keep the person grounded without agreeing to anything harmful.

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u/fafanna1 14h ago

Jarvis, shave my balls

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u/okbutwhymee 15h ago

WhyđŸ„€

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u/numbplug 15h ago

Pun so good I want to leave the earth

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u/rayadolokko 15h ago

Why 😟

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u/Strawberrybunny77889 14h ago

thinking out loud: this is the worst one yet

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u/SonicTheHedgehog99 ifone user 14h ago

I’m going to sleep, goodnight

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u/okbutwhymee 14h ago

Dude that was meant to be a joke

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u/SonicTheHedgehog99 ifone user 14h ago

I didn’t even downvote you

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u/okbutwhymee 14h ago

I just thought that you got offended by my joke nothing else

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u/SonicTheHedgehog99 ifone user 14h ago

I won’t get offended over one word lol

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u/okbutwhymee 14h ago

Good 4 you n me

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u/okbutwhymee 14h ago

Good night horrible dreams

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u/painki11erzx 1h ago

Is that the new strat. Just wish nightmares on people who dont agree with you?

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u/BothGraph641684 Average r/memes enjoyer 14h ago

bro English teachers are gonna flip when they see this

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u/Joh02 14h ago

He has no girlfriend because she's his wife now (That is such an old picture)

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u/Quiet_Fable 15h ago

This joke is older than Ed Sheeran's music career

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u/okbutwhymee 15h ago

đŸ„€

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u/malroxisi 14h ago

So old it belongs in a museum, yet it still managed to force a slight nose exhale out of me

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 14h ago

Free Ed's girlfriend!

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u/Cl3verDiode 15h ago

I wanna make a joke on Eddy Current but my mind isn't working rn

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u/Savings_Alfalfa_5173 14h ago

Sounds like you’re going through an Eddy-tity crisis

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u/LionHeartedLXVI This flair doesn't exist 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dHTmmuNvue2dqjXN1B
High score for creativity.

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u/CyberChuckle7 14h ago

My aunt just sent me this in a family group chat on WhatsApp with like 15 laughing emojis. I need to report her account.

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u/MarshmallouGirl 14h ago

Honestly she should have stayed. He was already Sheeran his whole heart out.

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u/New_Dentist_5860 13h ago

This joke belongs in a museum

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u/ComfyatSea 12h ago

take my upvote and get out

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 9h ago

Along with everyone else

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u/BasementElf1121 3h ago

I think it's cause he looks like an incel

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u/Brad23212 2h ago

Ed has no girlfriend because of Macklemore

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u/Russian2020202022020 15h ago

Lwk an original meme would make my day. Thx alot, dude.