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r/mapporncirclejerk • u/zeldstarro • 19h ago
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You'll spend your entire life on the damn M25 anyways, even if you try to get the next exit
50 u/Al-Lunar 18h ago There's an episode of Doctor Who about this 13 u/Gizogin 12h ago “Gridlock”, I believe. Babies are born near one of the on-ramp equivalents. By the time they reach the next exit, they’ll be just about ready to start school. 11 u/towerinthestreet 17h ago One of the ones that haunts me lol 8 u/feculentcuntfist 17h ago This is for all of you out there on the roads: We are so sorry. Drive safe. 1 u/AlternateSatan 8h ago There is also an SCP that is exactly this. SCP-7034. It's just a highway highway with endless congestion. 8 u/Borstolus 17h ago Well: A7 in Germany goes all the way from Flensburg, on the Danish border up in the very north of Germany to Füssen on the Austrian border in the very south. 🤷♂️ 21 u/SpacePumpkie 16h ago The joke is that the M25 does a loop, not that is long 5 u/Borstolus 16h ago Ok. Didn't know that. 😅 Then take the A10 around Berlin. 😘 3 u/oshitimonfire 15h ago Wait the ring highway around Berlin is called the A10? The ring around Amsterdam is called the A10 as well, funny 1 u/Asleep_Chart8375 11h ago Nothing beats Highway 1 in Australia! 1 u/gtne91 15h ago Which is worse, the M25 or I-285 around Atlanta? 1 u/gregredmore 14h ago The M25 is getting on for twice the length of the I-285. The I-285 might be more congested I wouldn't know. 1 u/gtne91 14h ago I asked ai and the short version is "it depends". They are the two most notorious ring roads for congestion. It sounds like London is worse overall, but Atlanta is worse for specific bottlenecks. 0 u/Embarrassed-Hand-781 14h ago As I push up my glasses I will say... "Erm, technically it's not a loop, it's an aggressive C. The Dartford Crossing is an A-road." Etc, etc... 1 u/Downtown_Let 9h ago Not sure why you were downvoted, you're right. The only full loop motorway in the UK is the M60. 1 u/gregredmore 8h ago Shhhh! Don't tell anyone and they might not notice 😅 0 u/LovelyKestrel 12h ago No the joke is that the traffic jams mean you never get to the next junction, especially if the next junction is the M4 0 u/Technically_Salt28 16h ago Does that go near Ausfahrt? 0 u/yinzer1969 12h ago often 0 u/SubArcticTundra 9h ago It's funny, you can take as many exists to Ausfahrt as you like, hut you'll jever quite get there 1 u/SabreToothSandHopper 13h ago You can exit any time you like, but you can never leave
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There's an episode of Doctor Who about this
13 u/Gizogin 12h ago “Gridlock”, I believe. Babies are born near one of the on-ramp equivalents. By the time they reach the next exit, they’ll be just about ready to start school. 11 u/towerinthestreet 17h ago One of the ones that haunts me lol 8 u/feculentcuntfist 17h ago This is for all of you out there on the roads: We are so sorry. Drive safe. 1 u/AlternateSatan 8h ago There is also an SCP that is exactly this. SCP-7034. It's just a highway highway with endless congestion.
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“Gridlock”, I believe.
Babies are born near one of the on-ramp equivalents. By the time they reach the next exit, they’ll be just about ready to start school.
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One of the ones that haunts me lol
8 u/feculentcuntfist 17h ago This is for all of you out there on the roads: We are so sorry. Drive safe.
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This is for all of you out there on the roads: We are so sorry. Drive safe.
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There is also an SCP that is exactly this. SCP-7034. It's just a highway highway with endless congestion.
Well: A7 in Germany goes all the way from Flensburg, on the Danish border up in the very north of Germany to Füssen on the Austrian border in the very south. 🤷♂️
21 u/SpacePumpkie 16h ago The joke is that the M25 does a loop, not that is long 5 u/Borstolus 16h ago Ok. Didn't know that. 😅 Then take the A10 around Berlin. 😘 3 u/oshitimonfire 15h ago Wait the ring highway around Berlin is called the A10? The ring around Amsterdam is called the A10 as well, funny 1 u/Asleep_Chart8375 11h ago Nothing beats Highway 1 in Australia! 1 u/gtne91 15h ago Which is worse, the M25 or I-285 around Atlanta? 1 u/gregredmore 14h ago The M25 is getting on for twice the length of the I-285. The I-285 might be more congested I wouldn't know. 1 u/gtne91 14h ago I asked ai and the short version is "it depends". They are the two most notorious ring roads for congestion. It sounds like London is worse overall, but Atlanta is worse for specific bottlenecks. 0 u/Embarrassed-Hand-781 14h ago As I push up my glasses I will say... "Erm, technically it's not a loop, it's an aggressive C. The Dartford Crossing is an A-road." Etc, etc... 1 u/Downtown_Let 9h ago Not sure why you were downvoted, you're right. The only full loop motorway in the UK is the M60. 1 u/gregredmore 8h ago Shhhh! Don't tell anyone and they might not notice 😅 0 u/LovelyKestrel 12h ago No the joke is that the traffic jams mean you never get to the next junction, especially if the next junction is the M4 0 u/Technically_Salt28 16h ago Does that go near Ausfahrt? 0 u/yinzer1969 12h ago often 0 u/SubArcticTundra 9h ago It's funny, you can take as many exists to Ausfahrt as you like, hut you'll jever quite get there
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The joke is that the M25 does a loop, not that is long
5 u/Borstolus 16h ago Ok. Didn't know that. 😅 Then take the A10 around Berlin. 😘 3 u/oshitimonfire 15h ago Wait the ring highway around Berlin is called the A10? The ring around Amsterdam is called the A10 as well, funny 1 u/Asleep_Chart8375 11h ago Nothing beats Highway 1 in Australia! 1 u/gtne91 15h ago Which is worse, the M25 or I-285 around Atlanta? 1 u/gregredmore 14h ago The M25 is getting on for twice the length of the I-285. The I-285 might be more congested I wouldn't know. 1 u/gtne91 14h ago I asked ai and the short version is "it depends". They are the two most notorious ring roads for congestion. It sounds like London is worse overall, but Atlanta is worse for specific bottlenecks. 0 u/Embarrassed-Hand-781 14h ago As I push up my glasses I will say... "Erm, technically it's not a loop, it's an aggressive C. The Dartford Crossing is an A-road." Etc, etc... 1 u/Downtown_Let 9h ago Not sure why you were downvoted, you're right. The only full loop motorway in the UK is the M60. 1 u/gregredmore 8h ago Shhhh! Don't tell anyone and they might not notice 😅 0 u/LovelyKestrel 12h ago No the joke is that the traffic jams mean you never get to the next junction, especially if the next junction is the M4
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Ok. Didn't know that. 😅
Then take the A10 around Berlin. 😘
3 u/oshitimonfire 15h ago Wait the ring highway around Berlin is called the A10? The ring around Amsterdam is called the A10 as well, funny 1 u/Asleep_Chart8375 11h ago Nothing beats Highway 1 in Australia!
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Wait the ring highway around Berlin is called the A10? The ring around Amsterdam is called the A10 as well, funny
Nothing beats Highway 1 in Australia!
Which is worse, the M25 or I-285 around Atlanta?
1 u/gregredmore 14h ago The M25 is getting on for twice the length of the I-285. The I-285 might be more congested I wouldn't know. 1 u/gtne91 14h ago I asked ai and the short version is "it depends". They are the two most notorious ring roads for congestion. It sounds like London is worse overall, but Atlanta is worse for specific bottlenecks.
The M25 is getting on for twice the length of the I-285. The I-285 might be more congested I wouldn't know.
1 u/gtne91 14h ago I asked ai and the short version is "it depends". They are the two most notorious ring roads for congestion. It sounds like London is worse overall, but Atlanta is worse for specific bottlenecks.
I asked ai and the short version is "it depends". They are the two most notorious ring roads for congestion.
It sounds like London is worse overall, but Atlanta is worse for specific bottlenecks.
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As I push up my glasses I will say...
"Erm, technically it's not a loop, it's an aggressive C. The Dartford Crossing is an A-road."
Etc, etc...
1 u/Downtown_Let 9h ago Not sure why you were downvoted, you're right. The only full loop motorway in the UK is the M60. 1 u/gregredmore 8h ago Shhhh! Don't tell anyone and they might not notice 😅
Not sure why you were downvoted, you're right. The only full loop motorway in the UK is the M60.
Shhhh! Don't tell anyone and they might not notice 😅
No the joke is that the traffic jams mean you never get to the next junction, especially if the next junction is the M4
Does that go near Ausfahrt?
0 u/yinzer1969 12h ago often 0 u/SubArcticTundra 9h ago It's funny, you can take as many exists to Ausfahrt as you like, hut you'll jever quite get there
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It's funny, you can take as many exists to Ausfahrt as you like, hut you'll jever quite get there
You can exit any time you like, but you can never leave
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u/Sparky_092 18h ago
You'll spend your entire life on the damn M25 anyways, even if you try to get the next exit