r/joebuddennetwork • • 1d ago

Cardi B is Lady in Red ❤️

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u/Slight-Ganache-9785 1d ago

My god her chest looks painful, like she took two big rocks painted them and glued them to her chest.

I wonder whats the psychology, behind why Cardi has so heavily altered her entire body, she looks ehh...

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u/Ok-Resist3886 20h ago

Her tits objectively look awful like made of plastic this is not a diss or hate it’s just a simple observation

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u/InvestmentSweaty7961 11h ago

It's trash. I'll say it

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u/Davey488 1d ago

Reminds me of that joke from Mean Girls. Her mom’s boobs were “hard as rocks” and the dog started gnawing on them.

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u/SayRaySF 1d ago

The skin is so stretched out that it’s shinier than her dress lmao

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u/Initial_Row_6400 1d ago

Yea them things look hard as shit

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u/Severe-Cup-4476 1d ago

It happens when the woman does not have enough boob/skin to naturally cover the silicone implants. Looks so nasty, i truly dont comprehend how men or women find that hot

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u/TakeItEasyImBipolar 1d ago

Yeah that shits just gross now. Like someone close to her has gotta be the level headed one that tells her this dress is not a good look.

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u/Rakebleed 21h ago

Body mod fetish at this point.

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u/SilverKnightOfMagic 18h ago

i wonder too. maybe money. maybe money and fame that's tied to her physical appearance. so in a sense those boobs are part of her resume like how we collect certifications on trainings we've sat in.

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u/doinsomshittaday 17h ago

Cartoonish?

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u/MeKillStuff 13h ago

She looks gross. Case closed.

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u/Puzzled_Kitchen8508 1d ago

I’m more interested in the psychology of people that care too much about a person they don’t care about at all. I guess i can read a study on parasocial relationships.

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u/Slight-Ganache-9785 1d ago

Lame comment pal, Cardi won't ever fuck you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZgtRYTwqIXXNRzQrUR

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u/onlytony441 1d ago

Someone had to say it..

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u/skywalker_the_goat 20h ago

I hope she let me hit.

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u/Puzzled_Kitchen8508 1d ago

Not the goal. The goal is to mock your parasocial relationship with someone that will also never read your comments. Can’t imagine hating someone you’ll never meet. I guess in this economy that counts as a hobby. Shits expensive. I gotta remember some of y’all are broke.

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u/Weezal95 19h ago

Dont hate hitler, you never knew him.

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u/Puzzled_Kitchen8508 14h ago

Hating someone is different than comprehending they were a bad person. I’m sure most people don’t think about hitler often enough to hate him since as you mentioned, he’s dead. Problem has been solved by the unification of countries. I like that more than hate one person. Unity is better.

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u/GooberNeefnus 17h ago

You sound ridiculous.

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u/shiftysask 19m ago

Dude, Reddit is for discussion. Commenting on a post doesn’t mean he has a paradoxical relationship. It means he is engaging with the media in the intended way….

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u/Ornery_Guess1474 1d ago

Psychologically, it's difficult to look away from a trainwreck.

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u/MrDeekhaed 1d ago

For someone with a smooth brain taking 1 minute to comment on a video that pops up on your feed is obsession

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u/CareerCRMNL 22h ago

Parasocial relationships are one-sided relationships of bonded trust and intimacy. Like Swifties idolizing their mother who only sees them as a cash grab.

Hating-on some random celebrity that makes weird life choices wouldn’t fit that definition.

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u/Puzzled_Kitchen8508 14h ago

It’s a one sided relationship as well. Overly loving or overly hating someone they’ll never meet.

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u/Every-Two-4848 9h ago

You’re reaching. A single criticism about a celebrities plastic surgery is far from “overly hating”. You’re criticizing their criticizing….does that make you have a parasocial relationship with them? Didn’t think so.

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u/Puzzled_Kitchen8508 7h ago

Not reaching. Reaching would be wondering about someone’s psychology for their actions. Like the person I’m criticizing. Parasocial would require no interaction whatsoever. Just me talking to the internet about someone that doesn’t care about my positive or negative opinions.

I have opinion on their opinion and have a direct line. Just like I have a direct line to you and can tell you directly that your opinion is bad and makes no sense. Bad comparison.

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u/CareerCRMNL 3h ago

I think it’s fairly rational to hate on someone that has countless millions of dollars and rather than do anything with it that would benefit society, chooses to vainly inject it into their ass cheeks because they think it’s a flex. But I guess everyone has their own priorities 😂

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u/Puzzled_Kitchen8508 2h ago

Yeah I too believe I’d be a benevolent multimillionaire because I am a much more moral person by my own regard. That’s what everyone says. No one is gonna admit they’re a shit person specially online.

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u/BrucesTripToMars 19h ago

The video is here, as is a comment section.  Get off your high horse. 

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u/skywalker_the_goat 20h ago

Share that study with me because dog it’s wild out here. People think because they have access to a celebs socials that it translates to knowing them. They are an ocean away unless you go through the trouble to connect and for that effort you might as well get paid.

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u/notmyrealname8823 23h ago

Well, you could sit back and think about why you made this comment because you're doing exactly what you're describing. You cared so much about what this person said that you had to criticize. Once you figure out why you did that then you might have your answer.

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u/Puzzled_Kitchen8508 23h ago

Difference is my comment went directly to the person I’m criticizing. So not the same in any way as the other person talking to the abyss. They replied so I know for a fact they read it just like you are reading this comment. Also criticizing and hate are also not the same. Two things that aren’t the same that you somehow think are. Maybe next time pal.

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u/Chefster127 22h ago

So your argument is that because someone responded to you, your investment in a complete stranger is somehow different? You went from wanting to study the psychology of people who care too much to writing a paragraph explaining why your particular brand of caring doesn't count. You might want to include yourself in that study. The lack of self-awareness is fascinating.

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u/Puzzled_Kitchen8508 14h ago

Reread the comment a little slower or have someone else help you read it. Comprehension isn’t the best for most people.

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u/FreudianAccordian 16h ago

Oh ok 2 Brainz/Waka Flaka Brain/Joey Brain@ss signed to Brain-a-Fella records.

You better take this dusty ass comment to askreddit

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u/Puzzled_Kitchen8508 14h ago

Take those lame ass puns to hiphopcirclejerk. Holy shit they suck.

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u/FreudianAccordian 3h ago

Oh but no