r/joebuddennetwork • u/Positive_Round_5142 • 1d ago

Cardi B is Lady in Red ❤️

580 Upvotes

77% Upvoted

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u/el_ra_85 1d ago

Hella plastic

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u/Kind-Act7051 1d ago

I was gonna ask why her tits look like wax? Like what the fuck?

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u/Organic_Fortune_4748 14h ago

Probably oil or lotion bc there's no other way to get in these kinda dresses

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u/es_mindspace 1d ago

For some reason, latex comes to mind.

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u/checkonit2 14h ago

That leather and oil definitely highlights that thought .. thoughts of a barbie factory somewhere

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u/me110bytes 1d ago

It looks good as long as she has clothes on. Shit looks crazy otherwise.

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u/Dfrmdabeach700 1d ago

Exactly😂😂😂💯

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u/Leading_Line2741 8h ago

Even then some outfits have her looking crazy disproportionate. It's not just her body either; her face is something else now.

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u/Neither_Maximum9987 1d ago

Lie, you’d dive in head first, stop frontin 🤣

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u/me110bytes 1d ago

Most heterosexual men probably would. Doesn't make that build a body look any less crazy tho lol.

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u/Ornery_Guess1474 1d ago

Bro, you'd bounce off if you tried.

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u/Slight-Ganache-9785 1d ago

My god her chest looks painful, like she took two big rocks painted them and glued them to her chest.

I wonder whats the psychology, behind why Cardi has so heavily altered her entire body, she looks ehh...

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u/Ok-Resist3886 18h ago

Her tits objectively look awful like made of plastic this is not a diss or hate it’s just a simple observation

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u/InvestmentSweaty7961 8h ago

It's trash. I'll say it

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u/Davey488 1d ago

Reminds me of that joke from Mean Girls. Her mom’s boobs were “hard as rocks” and the dog started gnawing on them.

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u/SayRaySF 1d ago

The skin is so stretched out that it’s shinier than her dress lmao

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u/Initial_Row_6400 1d ago

Yea them things look hard as shit

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u/Severe-Cup-4476 1d ago

It happens when the woman does not have enough boob/skin to naturally cover the silicone implants. Looks so nasty, i truly dont comprehend how men or women find that hot

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u/TakeItEasyImBipolar 22h ago

Yeah that shits just gross now. Like someone close to her has gotta be the level headed one that tells her this dress is not a good look.

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u/AdTraditional8077 1d ago

Damn she's looking weird.

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u/Infamous_JRG 1d ago

She looks fake as fuck

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u/Baron_Light 14h ago

She looks legitimately ridiculous

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u/Dadumdee 1d ago

That dress gotta be the stankiest fabric for BBLs

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u/Limp_Marionberry_24 1d ago

the bar is been lowered so much.. This is considered a prize ?

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u/The-Pig-Benis 15h ago

A consolidation prize maybe

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u/jdmills55 1d ago

Nasty ratchet type. Likes to pretend she wasn't drugging and robbing men for money. People like to act like that didn't occur.

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u/Accurate-Pumpkin-671 18h ago

Thissssssssss!!!!!

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u/stillineffect 12h ago

self admitted too, i remember seeing those vids back then

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u/Gullible_Shart 1d ago

I’m all set, pass. . .

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u/Latino_Heet 1d ago

…is for them skreets

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u/deaconk06 20h ago

WTF are we idolizing as a society!? Seriously? 😔

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u/Zestyclose_Golf6792 1d ago

is not for me

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u/No_Badger_460 1d ago

I love her but stop

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u/No_Badger_460 1d ago

She should find an accountant and get married

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u/LOOKIN4U9 1d ago

Plastic barbie, looks so fake 🙄

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u/FGsdca 23h ago

Looking like a red ant lol

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u/DisruptorEyeBe 18h ago

Fucking a blow up doll must feel the same bruh

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u/NewRapIsLargelyTrash 1d ago

If you can't say nothing nice...

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 1d ago

I ain’t sayin shit. Just like momma taught me.

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u/DiscloseDivest 1d ago

A lot of men here judging a woman’s appearance despite looking like trolls collecting a toll 😂

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u/spicystar4u 1d ago

Cardi is looking like trans lately

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u/DatabaseAcademic6631 1d ago

Absolutely no interest in her music, but I could watch this all day.

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u/Massive_Series8305 1d ago

Exact opposite my man

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u/Glass-Ad-4168 1d ago

My thoughts exactly, like her music but the fake everything and to many tattoos does nothing for me

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u/No_Listen7457 1d ago

it’s all fake plastics. it’s gross.

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u/TruckOk2767 1d ago

Post nut clarity wouldnt even allow me to watch through the whole video.

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u/Royal-Possible-6677 1d ago

squeak, squeak, squeak (getting in)

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u/dmalotte13 1d ago

This is the best look I’ve seen on her in a while. Still miss her 10th face back though

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u/offramp2nowhere 1d ago

Nasty…her nipples look like pancake batter

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u/maelbowfeelfunny 1d ago

Money can't buy class. 

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u/Glittering-Relief402 1d ago

The closed captions are so wrong and hilarious 😂

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u/Keepupthegood 1d ago

So. Much. Plastic.

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u/bigfatsooty 1d ago

Why is she opening her own door tho

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u/Scary-Ad2763 1d ago

She's a barbie girl, I a barbie world!

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u/happynappy90 1d ago

Fine…but store bought plastic!!….but good job

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u/_jA- 1d ago

Wow CARDI FIYAH WOMAN

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u/No_Listen7457 1d ago

she is kicked as fuck

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u/AP_AUTO215 1d ago

I’ll pass

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u/IAmTheGingaNinja 1d ago

Scarlett witch ass dress

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u/sbirdhall 1d ago

She is not fine to me 😖

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u/polowear04 1d ago

Money can buy happiness but not prettiness

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u/J0DiHiGHR0ll3R 1d ago

I rather have 10,000 cash and beat my sht myself most dudes would agree

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u/Miserable_Anteater62 1d ago

Spit my drink bro, jesus lol

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u/Little-Charge-1501 1d ago

Thats a lot of surgery

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u/ChemicalAli99 1d ago

Not sure if we can use the word “lady” for her 😅

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u/LooseMeeting44 1d ago

Who said something about eating her butt?

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u/Top-Dragonfly-2526 1d ago

Not my type but I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed.

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u/ScarSignal7723 1d ago

Still no punishment for drugging and robbing men . Must be some type of privilege

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u/BornTruths 1d ago

She is used to being drugged and filled with stuff, I guess that's why she felt it was okay to do that to those male victims.

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u/schrest 1d ago

Can’t even get that fake ass in the car

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u/pthang06 1d ago

Nah she ugly af dude

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u/Performer_Relevant 1d ago

Good for a strip club

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u/GeneralAd6902 1d ago

Plastic on plastic

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u/Qtip_323 1d ago

She looks recyclable

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u/KeepItPositiveBrah 1d ago

Now do rtx off

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u/SnooShortcuts5771 1d ago

That thang STAAAANKS

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u/killuminatimantis 1d ago

Those tires have less milage than her.

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u/Then_Ad_9748 1d ago

She looks so stupid 😂

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u/1triedbutdied 1d ago

Oh she opens her own door

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u/oo7changa1 1d ago

That balloon will pop with one simple fart

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u/RevolutionaryFish835 1d ago

No interest in her but that damn car 😍

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u/Cycle-Path-401 1d ago

maybe WW3 isn't such a bad idea

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u/Eso_Teric420 1d ago

Lady? Lol ok if you say so

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u/tacobot187 1d ago

Stefan Diggs is washed

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u/_Phillip_McCrevass_ 1d ago

Is she still drugging men and robbing them?

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u/Hobag15 1d ago

You guys can have her I'm gonna pass

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u/NoMaterHuatt 1d ago

She can shut that door??

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u/NoMaterHuatt 1d ago

Makes you miss Joan rivers

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u/Pitiful-Value-3302 1d ago

The blow up doll aesthetic 

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u/MauiGuy63 1d ago

Bathroom break?? How??

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u/macmillie247 1d ago

I know the acoustics and surround sound on that thang be thumping boyyyyy. The Queen Rogue of rap, straight like that. Keep it in the comments tho. I know I’m childish
https://giphy.com/gifs/xdiFWgi7WC9Bn1RMHx
You know the rest

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u/yellowbill711 1d ago

So much plastic

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u/Proof_Tomorrow5026 1d ago

I watched this only about 100 times

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u/BornTruths 1d ago

She's the next Dell looking wife

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u/Rahab- 1d ago

Cardi still can't keep a man!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/South-Series-4165 1d ago

Look like a bag of clay 🤦‍♂️

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u/EasyInfluence1092 23h ago

Only mental illness thinks this looks good.

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u/Less_Districto_101 23h ago

When looking rich is more important than looking good.

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u/Equivalent-Glove7165 23h ago

Gahhh-rossssss.

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u/NY10 23h ago

That’s disgustingly thicc

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u/Artistic-Republic844 23h ago

There is not a real element to this skank from inside out

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u/Oaklandish_TheTown 23h ago

The thing that surprised me most is that she had to open the car door herself.  What the fuck?

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u/missescongeniality 22h ago

crazy this is what folks think other people like. they don’t even get the surgeries for themselves…super performative

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u/My2cents_0 22h ago

Those tits look as frozen as the mar-a-lago faces 😄

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u/purple-rain-1982 22h ago

IDK. Some find her attractive, she looks freakish to me. Unnatural. I thought she looked much better before all of her “enhancements”. Sue me. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/Entire-Huckleberry53 22h ago

This is why Charlie was murdered. Erica needed a friend.

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u/Firm_Jelly_007 22h ago

What car is that?

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u/chefbobbyjay 22h ago

Does she.. have nipples?

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u/mushco7 21h ago

For all the money she has she can afford a good plastic surgeon like goddam I've seen women get natural looking surgeries before

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u/Commercial_Rule_7823 21h ago

Whats wrong with her chest? Cancer?

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u/Odd_Dance_4873 20h ago

Do you even know what Lady in Red means?

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u/No-Badger-3587 20h ago

This too plastic for my taste but enjoy

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u/qtestboner 19h ago

The smell of all that ass sweat. jesus christ. That crotch and ass not breathing is gonna be ripe fast.

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u/DirtyMikeNTheBoys2 19h ago

Nasty ass hoe

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u/B4SK3R 18h ago

She's got a great future behind her..

https://giphy.com/gifs/YP74iVhXjrZmWPqb6d

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u/Much-Ferret90 18h ago

Stupid dress, look so uncomfortable

She hot tho

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u/BroManTheBrobarian 18h ago

Yeah bro, that thing is fucking disgusting.

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u/Stevie-B93 18h ago

JEZEBEL

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u/HearseDriver888 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/49ctBMNGHQPI1KBj61
I’ll never understand the obsession with these damn surgeries smh

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u/RentLimp 17h ago

She ain’t a lady in any colour

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u/JimBeamerton 17h ago

Too bad her IQ and her waist size are the same

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u/2daysthrowawayacct 17h ago

I’d be afraid of the microplastics tbh

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u/Excellent_Heron553 17h ago

What a mess.

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u/SoulJahSon 17h ago

She looks stunning. I am not usually into plastic surgery but she looks great for it!

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u/1994californication 17h ago edited 17h ago

More plastic than the Pacific Ocean

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u/Lurtz1990 17h ago

I don't see a lady, I see a wh...e

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u/tyroleancock 16h ago

Abussive untermensch.

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u/TJMcConnellFanClub 16h ago

I love how everything I see on the timeline is sexual and us as a population are having less sex than ever before, the disconnect is weird

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u/jototype 16h ago

Yuck yuck yuck

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u/Smooth_Positive9712 16h ago

She said vote red im done with her she's 💀 2 me forever

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u/No-Guarantee-293 15h ago

She’s so fucking ugly I don’t get it

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u/RandoComplements 14h ago

I’ve seen this woman a bazillion times, show me the car

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u/DrMushroomStamp 14h ago

Jessica Rabbits body is more realistic than Cardi B at this point.

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u/AmbitiousRange3900 14h ago

Isn’t that the harbinger of the apocalypse?

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u/Separate-Joke-8794 13h ago

Person in red dont know ow bout the lady part

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u/DestinyBeerUK 13h ago

I'm not sure what's more artificial. Her or the dress? If the dress is leather probably her.

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u/BC_Phriend 13h ago

Jaseeka Rabbit.

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u/Turbulent-Health3064 13h ago

She would need to drug people to do anything with her.

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u/Reasonable-Party8405 13h ago

You mean whore in red

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u/Winter-Surprise5649 13h ago

Jessica Rabbit

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u/AdvisorLeft3754 13h ago

10 pounds of sausage in a 5 pound casing

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u/EducatorHot3303 13h ago

The biggest S in the game

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u/Choice-Track-9184 12h ago

Her body looks like it hurts🙏🏾

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u/Long-Safe3628 12h ago

Proof that money can't fix deeper issues.

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u/alors1234 12h ago

Body dysmorphia 

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u/Lukevito 11h ago

F me those Chinese robots are getting o real