r/joebuddennetwork • u/Positive_Round_5142 • 2d ago

Shorty going viral for her mugshot

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She’s in there for disorderly conduct

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u/Still-Neighborhood71 2d ago

She's a baddie but not that bad. 

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u/veryfastslowguy 1d ago

Michael Jackson Bad

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u/SingleComparison5330 1d ago

She not Michael Jackson bad lol

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u/gtz85350 1d ago

You know at the end his his career, type bad

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u/killerzeestattoos 1d ago

It's Ms Jackson, if you're nasty!

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u/SingleComparison5330 1d ago

Sorry ms Jackson??

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u/DangerousPaper8986 2d ago

Nope! Those eyes and smirk...Straight warning signs

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u/OutsidePrior2020 1d ago

and the fact that this is a mug shot might be considered a warning sign too?

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u/Might7Guy 2d ago

Warning that ima get a good nut? Yeah 👍🏾

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u/MajorHarriz 1d ago

And after that ruin ya life lmao

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u/Dangerous-Region-449 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 and a lot of stress

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u/Regular-Problem3186 1d ago

Might be your last but hey a nuts a nut

Talking to a guy who would get a bj from a vampire so I might not be equipped to give advice here

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u/Large-Lack-2933 1d ago

Her head game might be crazy good lol

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u/Hiro_16th 1d ago

I wouldn’t mind some head from her

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u/Large-Lack-2933 1d ago

That gawk gawk 5,000 would put a 🥷 in a trance lol I don't blame you.

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u/Normal_Tour6998 1d ago

Then she gives this look every time you pay child support.

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u/timmyx2times 1d ago

She looks like a man btw

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u/Top_Club2634 1d ago

So does Sydney Sweeney

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u/Current-Lunch6760 1d ago

👏👏👏👏

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u/veryfastslowguy 1d ago

“ Bedroom Eyes “

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u/Fullertonjr 1d ago

Looks like someone who would perform disgusting acts for an extra pudding cup.

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u/NastySeconds 1d ago

Probably as ass the size of Montana!

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u/soul_separately_recs 1d ago

am I the only one that sees Russell Westbrook when looking at her?

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u/Chemical-Money-3469 1d ago

You ruin everything
https://giphy.com/gifs/p539olqXOLJYZVA7CP

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u/Big_Cola 1d ago

Doggggggg🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheComebackKid74 1d ago

Cant unsee Brodie now

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u/Warm_Diamond_8645 1d ago

Dam man now I can't unsee it either 🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/PIIMXAjqlO9zy

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u/Reasonable_State4172 1d ago

It's definitely the over-lined lip...not sure why she's going viral tho. She's funny looking 🧐

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u/TraditionAcademic968 2d ago

Lmao

She look like she ready to fuck up your car

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u/Useless_bum81 1d ago

looks like she already keyed every car in the lot for practice

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u/dragxnfyre 1d ago

She the type to get way louder if you ask her politely to keep it down 

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u/Herbdontana 1d ago

“I wasn’t yelling. I just raised my voice!”

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u/smoovest1 1d ago

Nailed it

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u/Drmlk465 1d ago

Probably claps her hands when she talks

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u/Low_Philosopher3854 2d ago

How she got jewelry on in the mugshot? They should’ve been took that by now.

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u/erything4sale 1d ago

They took it after. I had my shit on in a few mugs.

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u/sirenyti 1d ago

How many mugs you got??

😂 🤣

I’m imagining a frame on your mom’s wall with all your mugshots throughout the years 🤣

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u/erything4sale 1d ago

My mom only knows about me going to jail once when I was 18 and she wouldnt come get me out. I had to walk 12 miles home when they let me out! But I got about 6 of em, sadly, smh.

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u/sirenyti 1d ago

How many mugs you got??

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u/Pickle-Rick713 1d ago

As a world we down bad if a mug shot goes viral

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u/Fatigued_Human 1d ago

They've been going viral since the 1920s-40s?

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u/erything4sale 1d ago

They been going viral!

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u/javexbleachin 1d ago

It's bad enough "viral" means good 😂 f this world

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u/H2Kutthroat 1d ago

No we down bad when niggas will believe anything they read in a caption

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u/ImportantBass4159 1d ago

Mfs out thirsty af she about as basic as they come

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u/fieldsports202 1d ago

She’s the type to go to Walmart in pajamas at 2pm on a Tuesday.

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 2d ago

Look like a typical Zeus regular

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u/General_Disfunction 1d ago

Why is this going viral. There's only two possibilities. 1. There's a bunch of REALLY thirsty motherfuckers out there, or 2. She's getting drug, because she has a face like a foot. Fake ass hair, fake ass lashes, 2pounds of makeup.......

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u/Shadowgibby1 1d ago

Just because someone said it went viral doesnt mean it went viral. Dont believe everything you see.

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u/Working_Economist_48 1d ago edited 1d ago

Because how she looks represents a personality type we all know but didn't realize had a "look"

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u/Generalnussiance 1d ago

Hope when you say “had a look.” You mean smug…

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u/Current-Lunch6760 1d ago

Which part of her hair looks fake to you?

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u/Comfortable-Grand166 1d ago

Why is it going viral? Looks like a mid hood rat

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u/BulletProofEnoch 2d ago

I can fix her

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u/ScottblackAttacks 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LKTTAzGboJGzC I’m a fuck up and been to jail once back in the Summer of 2020

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u/QOVFEFE 1d ago

A Florida 6

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u/Lutiyere 1d ago

I love how they say the cost of the bond like "Bidding starts at $500"

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u/Purple_Drankinmycup 1d ago

She is a 6 and maybe 6.5 after a few drinks, not sure what’s viral.

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u/DudeFrom816 1d ago

Her, she's probably viral and leave you burning

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u/NiceTuBeNice 1d ago

Viral? She looks like a dozen other women I will see today.

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u/papaa33 1d ago

Why? She looks like somebody's grandma

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u/FunAudience4377 1d ago

She's average i don't get it

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u/dragxnfyre 1d ago

I  don’t get it..why would mid go viral?

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u/Brave-Tumbleweed7134 1d ago

Because she's light-skinned

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u/free_da_guys1107 2d ago

Neck tats, fake lashes and nose rings are an instant NO for me.

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u/ThatFatGuyMJL 1d ago

She looks mildly like a frog

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u/LawsWorld 1d ago

Post a pic and let’s get her reaction on you next, only fair

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u/Remote-Structure-961 1d ago

why would anyone care what a criminal with neck tattooes think?

You think she has a good job, great credit score and 401k? You think she's in a commited relationship with the father of her children? You think her house is clean?

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u/JamesAintPatrick 1d ago

I bet you look like notorious big

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u/autisticdildo24 1d ago

They actually look like a Chihuahua.

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u/brwnwzrd 1d ago

Take it all off and she look like Jim Brown

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u/SingleComparison5330 1d ago

Same with fake lashes I’ve tried them many times and don’t even like them on ME personally I just look better with just the mascara and no lashes idk it just looks weird on me whenever I try to go out of what’s natural. I wish it wouldn’t tho. Never had a piercing either and no tats

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u/Space_Trucker_ 1d ago

I’m sure she’ll be absolutely devastated to hear that news

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u/Traditional_Chino 2d ago

Thank you! She looks like trouble. There's nothing sexy about tattoos on the side of the neck.

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u/gerth69 1d ago

She looks like she'll take your toothbrush and use it.

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u/Ranier_Wolfnight 1d ago

What the hell? Did they let her touch up her makeup and keep her jewelry on for a mugshot? Lol

And who would this even be going viral with?

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u/value_meal_papi 1d ago

I could feel the attitude thru this pic

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u/jonoftheatom 1d ago

Not into pencil mustaches

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u/Doctor_Dev7 1d ago

What are all of you seeing that I’m not? She’s alright, but I don’t see why this would go viral. I see more attractive women everytime I go to the grocery store.

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 1d ago

I'm not gonna try to fix her

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u/GeneralAd6902 1d ago

Negative stock market

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u/PickledMessage 1d ago

No idea why, nothing special

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u/Salty-barber-nz 1d ago

Why cuz shes got a moustache?

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u/Valveringham85 1d ago

Why? What am I missing? Is she some celebrity’s lookalike or something? She’s not pretty enough for that to be the only reason?

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u/Healthy-Ad-3394 1d ago

Looks like the kinda face shot you get fooled by on a dating app. Lemme see the whole body 🤔

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u/Large-Lack-2933 1d ago

Alot of down bad 🥷 will say they can "fix her" lol

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u/FishingAlpo 1d ago

It's 2026 and y'all still talking about stuff going viral?

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u/submeinsir 1d ago

If she has a neck tat she’ll steal from your momma’s purse or the church offerings collection bucket

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u/ITZOURTIMENOW IM FROM THE WEB AND NITTY ERA! 1d ago

I don’t get the hype.

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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 1d ago

I’m sorry, why?

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u/HappyCakeDay101 1d ago

It did, in fact, not go viral.

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u/MansaMusa1950 1d ago

I’m just glad she don’t have those dumb ass baby hairs.

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u/Ok_Hand5810 1d ago

Why is this "going viral"?

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u/Spaceygirl84 1d ago

She would do it again

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u/ChickChocoIceCreCro 1d ago

She IS the DRAMA

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u/MrBBD191 1d ago

Her smile says I'm definitely gonna do it again!!!

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u/MHB113 1d ago

What tf am I missing?

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u/juvy5000 1d ago

why viral? cause she’ll probly give you an STD?

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u/Ruthless_Lioness 1d ago

Oh they must like her makeup. She looks just like the rest of the young ladies. Plus, I haven’t seen anything viral about her.

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u/Crass_Cameron 1d ago

No she isn't going viral

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u/Chemical-Money-3469 1d ago

Good photo from the neck up what’s the rest of her look like for research purposes only. I’m doing a research project on the relationship between sex appeal and insanity
https://giphy.com/gifs/3cVrAf2z0oNaLftTfK

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u/Patient-Statement401 1d ago

You could tell she crazy as fuck but you just know the pussy good….and those eyes looking up at you while she’s sucking the soul out of you knowing she’s about to ruin your life…..

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u/macmillie247 1d ago

She look like shorty from the early seasons of the Steve Harvey show

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u/FreakyFLCancer 1d ago

She is certified crazy. Leave her in there!

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u/Select_Bicycle_2659 2d ago

Am I tweaking, I saw her yesterday at Walmart… in fact every time I go to Walmart I see her

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u/Rough-Bunch932 2d ago

She look like Demaris aka Baby D with lashes.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0EwXGjQphBhsy6LS

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u/silentsights 1d ago

I don’t think this is going viral. And if it is, why? This is the most average mugshot photo

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u/Particular-Hotel2785 1d ago

She already out. My cousin and his boys got her out

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u/Friendly_Zucchini_91 1d ago

Where at ? I’m pickin ha up rn

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u/xMaNrEbOrN7851 1d ago

I...I can fix her!

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u/Nappy_By_Nature 1d ago

Pretty face but she looks big bone-ded lol. I don't get the hyoe. Not my kinda thick.

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u/HappyGuardian5 1d ago

Why is she giving me R Kelly vibes

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u/PsychologicalWin6770 1d ago

She looks like she spoils her man but beats him.

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u/Rockyrox 1d ago

“And I’ll do it again…”

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u/Civil-Art-7055 1d ago

…bro she’s aight…ain’t worth a trip to county though 😂 have a great day mam!

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u/Suspicious-Boss-8101 1d ago

I better get in line coz ever 🥷 gonna wanna post her bond

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u/I_Slutt_Em 1d ago

Im trynna bond her out

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u/Music_Addict23 1d ago

I don’t get this one, she’s alright, I guess.

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u/AdditionalCopy9030 1d ago

I look at her and hear Tricky - Black Steel

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u/disc0nnected7 1d ago

Not even trying to be rude but she's average at best. Unless you mean she's going viral for looking kinda psycho. She looks like she'd destroy a guy's car for breaking up with her.

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u/Dremooa 1d ago

I didn't know Nelly was now trans?

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u/Particular_Legend427 1d ago

How is this viral? Like aids?

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u/YouAJerk-Dat-Part 1d ago

Not to mention she can’t even put chapstick properly, I know she wasn’t trying to enlarge her upper lip
https://giphy.com/gifs/XtdMP7mbzAYav97uwS

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u/JohnnyWalkerBlue_26 1d ago

I could fix her!

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u/rockturtle71 1d ago

lol. Viral for what exactly?

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u/Careless_Candy_8584 1d ago

What do you expect this close to halloween

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u/LobsterComfortable83 1d ago

Why did this go viral

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u/LobsterComfortable83 1d ago

Ate the people making normal dooty balls viral now

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u/Antique_Brother_9563 1d ago

Lemme hit the ATM.

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u/Deal_Due 1d ago

Nope. But I know folk that still like reg.

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u/WhoIzKent 1d ago

We’re good, keep that Crash Dummy in there.

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u/AmbassadorOther7999 1d ago

When did they start allowing jewelry in mug shots?

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u/Waste-Donut-2728 1d ago

Mugshot….

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u/ThirstingMoore 1d ago

She looks like walking child support payment?

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u/Repulsive_Ad_4096 1d ago

Shes “everybody’s type”

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u/No_Ear_5655 1d ago

Tell the judge I got by $50 cash for ol girl!!

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u/rocklare 1d ago

How HR looks at you after calling out sick 2 days in a row

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u/Objective-Beat-4153 1d ago

Trust me I get it, this is considered the ig baddie. I'm cool, rent was on the 1st... the simps will be bailing her out immediately.. it is the world we live in.

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 1d ago

Yo, I'm Viral :V gimmie bail slaves lololo :V

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u/drewbeedeu 1d ago

Viral for what? Having a face nobody gives a shit about?

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u/Kilokalypso 1d ago

This is a Miami 2

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u/Swashbuckling_Sailor 1d ago

I can fix her….smile.

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u/LibertarianLoser44 1d ago

Florida women are crazy and don't mind going to jail

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u/pop-pop8 1d ago

When did they start taking mug shots with your jewelry on?
https://giphy.com/gifs/ap1gDvFLqtf3dkd9Rh

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u/RenMuru97 1d ago

Trouble abrew

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u/Vanillafizzbang 1d ago

She looks like a girl in gta that hollers at you from the street. Its only viral cause people are idiots.

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u/Ok_Molasses4053 1d ago

What’s so special about this hookers mugshot

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u/Gnome__Alone 1d ago

Disorderly conduct = Ratchetry

Innocent until proven guilty

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u/Warm_Diamond_8645 1d ago

She was fine until ol boy made that Russell Westbrook comment in the feed🤣🤣🤣now I just can't unsee it

https://giphy.com/gifs/OxQv20is5XVJVc7GNs

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u/Da_Black_Goku 1d ago

Nah... gonna save my money

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u/Terrible-Panda1066 1d ago

I don’t see the hype

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u/partypat_bear 1d ago

for her unusually large mouth?

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u/Tsuchikagelordmu 1d ago

Horny pod be everywhere

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u/IntellectualVet 1d ago

Is it viral because she looks like Druski?

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u/Drag_On66 1d ago

Why she’s basic

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u/DatabaseAcademic6631 1d ago

Why did it go viral?

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u/SlickFlair_589 1d ago

Lot of frauding going on in here.

Folks know damn well if she wasn't in a mug shot, and was in a regular setting and she came up and talked to them the right way, they'd be all over her.

Judging this chick over a random picture is crazy work. You know it doesn't take much to get a charge for disorderly conduct, right? It's a very broad charge. But hey, not everyone is legal literate.

And let's be honest, you're not on this sub for real news so be honest with yourself and stop acting like you're holier than thou over a random picture.

The delusion is real. Argue wit ya mama 😂

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u/Own_Inflation9894 Thats Hate 1d ago

How you giving attitude in a mug shot?!

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u/Own_Inflation9894 Thats Hate 1d ago

She should be arrested for that lip liner. Lashes so heavy she got under eye bags.