r/joebuddennetwork • u/Positive_Round_5142 • 2d ago

Shorty going viral for her mugshot

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She’s in there for disorderly conduct

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u/free_da_guys1107 2d ago

Neck tats, fake lashes and nose rings are an instant NO for me.

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u/ThatFatGuyMJL 1d ago

She looks mildly like a frog

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u/SingleComparison5330 1d ago

It’s the way she overlined her top lip I’m telling u they look like frog lips. Like she made them look all wide and the same width or whatever like a frog would look. Someone teach her how to over line them properly. She should atleast do the bottom lip as well

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u/LawsWorld 2d ago

Post a pic and let’s get her reaction on you next, only fair

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u/Remote-Structure-961 2d ago

why would anyone care what a criminal with neck tattooes think?

You think she has a good job, great credit score and 401k? You think she's in a commited relationship with the father of her children? You think her house is clean?

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u/CryptMacc 1d ago

I know plenty of nurses that look like her with great credit scores, 401k and married with children.

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u/Present-Concert-35 1d ago

Why would anybody care what anybody thinks tbh. Cant trust a person being so judgmental. Your not perfect

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u/SingleComparison5330 1d ago

Lmfao I don’t have one of that but a clean house. My 401k is my savings and my credit frozen because someone been trying to steal my identity since 2021 and I have no children. A shitty Job but a six figure savings. Life ain’t that easy yall expect women to have it alllll. I had no credit before that also but they were paying off cards under my name but I have a credit card with a 20k limit because of the size of my savings account I was approved for immediately with no credit limit and their eyes were widening when they saw the amount sitting in my bank. And I’m too scared to invest and I never use the card 🤷🏿‍♀️ that’ll be my 401k

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u/LawsWorld 2d ago

Donald Trump, Sam Bankman-Fried, Jeffrey Epstein. Easily worse criminals, all have/had sway.

What’s your salary? What’s your credit score? How long have you been in your committed relationship? Let’s judge if your opinion has worth

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u/Remote-Structure-961 2d ago

Those people are rich.

This girl doesn't look like a billionaire banker type.

She looks like she stole from a 7/11.

It's crazy you think I have a bad credit score or have a low salary and everyone is just trash.

I have a lot better than this woman, every single one of those metrics I am much better. Bet she's a single mom too.

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u/LawsWorld 2d ago

See how fast you excused them because they were rich, it was never about the quality of the person to you…

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u/CryptMacc 1d ago

Well played sir

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u/0010011100110100 2d ago

This sounds like racism with extra steps..

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u/Smackjabber 1d ago

Lawsworld making you look like butt right about now man. "Throw in the damn towel!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/s3hZZwFRki8r6

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u/Cautious_Aspect4065 1d ago

Damn you got bodied bro

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u/SingleComparison5330 1d ago

We all have stole from a 711 before cut her some slack

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u/Objective-Internal52 2d ago

This is the most stereotypical r/joebuddenetwork comment I a have ever seen or could imagine.

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u/EconomyJoke995 1d ago

Well thst person needs to become a criminal first

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u/Pickle-Rick713 2d ago

Stop the delusional antics

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u/moral-superiority- 1d ago

Oh my god let’s punish him for having standards. Like stfu

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u/JamesAintPatrick 2d ago

I bet you look like notorious big

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u/autisticdildo24 2d ago

They actually look like a Chihuahua.

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u/free_da_guys1107 2d ago

Gawk gawk...slow down 😂

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u/Space_Trucker_ 1d ago

Bro you just be typing “gawk gawk” to multiple mfs… yikes

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u/brwnwzrd 1d ago

Take it all off and she look like Jim Brown

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u/SingleComparison5330 1d ago

lol I mean she personally is not that pretty and she should make the overlining of her thin top lip SLIGHTLY more subtle bc it look like a mustache here in this light but she doesn’t look bad really. You’re not even supposed to really over line the top line like that the whole way or it could olook like that 

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u/SingleComparison5330 1d ago

Same with fake lashes I’ve tried them many times and don’t even like them on ME personally I just look better with just the mascara and no lashes idk it just looks weird on me whenever I try to go out of what’s natural. I wish it wouldn’t tho. Never had a piercing either and no tats

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u/free_da_guys1107 1d ago

Good for you 🙂

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u/Space_Trucker_ 1d ago

I’m sure she’ll be absolutely devastated to hear that news

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u/free_da_guys1107 1d ago

Gawk gawk

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u/Space_Trucker_ 1d ago

Keep dreaming bro, take that sissy shit somewhere else

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u/Traditional_Chino 2d ago

Thank you! She looks like trouble. There's nothing sexy about tattoos on the side of the neck.

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u/autisticdildo24 2d ago

Bruh, why are you trying to take her home to her mother? A few nights, a month and then take her back to jail. Call the cops on her. 🤣

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u/Objective-Internal52 2d ago

Apparently it's only 500 bucks.

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u/autisticdildo24 2d ago

I can get a hooker with an STD for cheaper. 🤣 🤣

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u/Objective-Internal52 2d ago

I do not know what hookers cost. You could tell me any price and I would believe you. Good thing I'm not a John.

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u/autisticdildo24 2d ago

Well I could send you a price list if you’re really interested. There are bronze tier, silver tier, gold tier and platinum tier. Bronze tier they have no teeth and it is all gums, which I think is platinum.

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u/reginaldcapers 1d ago

I like it

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u/EconomyJoke995 1d ago

Add fat back and its a hard pass

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u/SingleComparison5330 1d ago

Why

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u/free_da_guys1107 1d ago

Just personal preference. No hate

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u/Forsaken-Cell-9436 2d ago

What’s wrong with nose rings

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u/Valveringham85 1d ago

Everything

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u/DirtyMikeNTheBoys2 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lets you know fisting is their first base

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u/animNoire 1d ago

LOlL oh shit

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u/Forsaken-Cell-9436 1d ago

Got dang yall are some nasty gooners I swear. There’s literally no logic behind what you said only some sick fantasy

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u/damissingrokuremote 8h ago

I just seen a women say if a man ghost you its rape. She had a nose ring.

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u/DirtyMikeNTheBoys2 1d ago

There's actually incredible amounts of logic behind it it's not my fault it escapes you.

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u/everythingbagelss_ 1d ago

At face value? Nothing. From lived experiences though….

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u/Forsaken-Cell-9436 1d ago

So personal bias. That’s like saying there’s inherently something wrong with men who have tattoos nowadays

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u/everythingbagelss_ 1d ago

100% personal bias.

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u/Forsaken-Cell-9436 19h ago

At least you can acknowledge that, some of these people here are mush for brains

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u/autisticdildo24 2d ago

I can save her though. 😂

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u/Dazzling-Path6438 2d ago

You're such a prize 

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u/bloodhorseracecourse 2d ago

funny cuz those are all instant big YUPs for me

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u/SingleComparison5330 1d ago

I’m a female and don’t have any but I don’t think they look bad necessarily. I never even dyed my hair before because for some reason I personally look best natural. Only do my nails but I like it on other women at times 

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u/maximumerpower 1d ago

Its not about how it looks. It's the fact that that combo is usually on a ratchet thats going to ruin your life if youre with her

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u/SingleComparison5330 1d ago

I mean imo she don’t even look good. She easily look close to 40 at the least could pass for 42-45 also and the way she over lined her top lip looks like shit. Some do it better 

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u/SingleComparison5330 1d ago

She looks like a 45 year old lady working at a car dealership for minimum wage if anything 

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u/maximumerpower 1d ago

That has nothing to do with what I said though

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u/SingleComparison5330 1d ago

You said it doesn’t mean it doesn’t look good but she doesn’t even really look good even with all that shit