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HISTORY Atomic Bomb Cereal ring with real Polonium-210

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u/EricWisegarver 1d ago

According to Google:

Polonium-210 is extremely lethal if inhaled or ingested, the external alpha radiation could not penetrate human skin, making the intact toy relatively low-risk during normal play.

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u/AFancyBagel 1d ago

“Intact toy” haha.

Because kids toys never get broken

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u/DannyWatson 1d ago

Or ingested

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u/Cyrax89721 1d ago

sniff sniff ...hey! what smells like blue?

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u/fricken 1d ago

The KGB has been known to assassinate using Polonium-210

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_of_Alexander_Litvinenko

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u/twobarb 1d ago

Every country assassinates people with polonium. Works really well in toothpaste.

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u/jakeinator21 1d ago

Not if I don't brush my teeth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/twobarb 13h ago

If you’re a terrorist leader or a rouge nuclear scientist I would highly recommend against brushing your teeth.

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u/Mmmm-Amethyst 1d ago edited 1d ago

By that logic, we should also ban windows...

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u/Drewskeet 1d ago

If Putin around, probably not a bad idea.

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u/GravitasFailures 1d ago

Thank god they never left it around young children with a tendency for putting interesting things in their mouths…

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u/ryan516 1d ago

ingested

Good thing it's not in a food box or anyth- oh. Oh no.

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u/ProfessorMalk 1d ago

It wasn't in the box, you sent in the money and a box top and they mailed it to you.

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u/SinoSoul 1d ago edited 1d ago

Real *polonium plutonium in toy bomb, real coke in Coca Cola. Kids back then lived their best lives.

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u/Tartaros030 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh well, you know, back the in these days people also wore wristwatches that glew glowed in the dark. because they were made of Radium-226, and also used x-ray machines as a party gimmick. And when you felt a little sick you went to your local drug store and got yourself a bit of Radithor, a wonder medicine sold in a flask containing water enhanced with radioactive radium isotopes to cure your sickness.

You could have lots of fun as an adult too, back in the days. Maybe not the healthiest life decisions possibly, though, in rerospective.

But luckily there's another medicine product from Bayer called Heroin to compensate, or Pervitin to the rescue. Latter is nowadays called Methamphetamine.

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u/bobkaare28 1d ago

A lot of the women who painted the watch hands with radium-226 licked the brushes to get a fine tip on them and ended up getting bone cancer, bone necrosis of the jaw, tooth decay and other unpleasant health problems.

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u/cwsjr2323 1d ago edited 1d ago

I saw in Illinois one such factory for alarm clocks with the pretty glowing green clock hands. It was superfund clean up site, the building, basement, and all the grounds there are now just a big pit, all buildings in that blocked boarded up.

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u/Warden_lefae 1d ago

That was the home of the second batch of radium girls. And having learned about it, it felt like someone went out of their way to spread the radium around that town as much as possible.

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u/Boring_Albatross_354 1d ago

Some of them their jaw bones fell off. Most of them were late teens early 20’s It’s a wild story. The radium girls book just skims the surface.
I have a radium clock and just think about the poor girl who painted it.

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u/Cant-Think-Of 1d ago

And let's not forget the white phosphorus, which was used way back in matchsticks, because it was cheaper than the safer red phosphorus. Caused quite a "nice" ailment called phossy jaw...

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u/OxycontinEyedJoe 23h ago

Phossy jaw sounds like a 2010s hip hop dance.

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u/scoshi 14h ago

But the line "Jaw hit the floor" has a different meaning.

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u/Turbulent_Swimmer900 16h ago

And thankfully, Enola Holmes saved them all!

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u/u_r_succulent 23h ago

They were told to do that by their superiors, even though their superiors knew it was dangerous.

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u/commanderquill 23h ago

Bingo. Not sure why the story is suddenly changing, but the ladies were in fact trained to do specifically that, even after the company knew it was dangerous, because it was the best way to get a fine tip.

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u/u_r_succulent 14h ago

It’s so fucked. I don’t think any of them received any sort of financial reconciliation. They essentially kept pushing back the trials until the last one died.

Without government regulation, this could easily happen today.

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u/Bitter_Dimension_241 1d ago

They did this because they were told to by management even though management knew it was dangerous.

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u/Dan_H1281 1d ago

There was a great podcast on that called the radioum girls I can't remember who did it maybe it was the last from criminal

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u/throwaway098764567 1d ago

bunch of stuff on them, movie too

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u/BigPomegranate8890 21h ago

Their jaw fell off literally

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u/IndividualistAW 1d ago

Cocaine was great for toothaches too

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u/phranks_phluids 1d ago

It used to be... But it still is too.

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u/CardOk755 1d ago

All good diarrhea medicines contained opium.

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u/Over-Conversation220 1d ago

Imodium is just an opioid agonist that doesn’t cross the blood brain barrier

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u/Zaev 1d ago

Apparently there is a way to make it cross the barrier, and that's why you can only get it in blister packs in the US now

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u/Over-Conversation220 1d ago

Is that why? I’m not surprised. I used to have periods of stomach issues and bought it in bottles. Those seemed to have disappeared about a decade ago.

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u/SuperSandLesbian23 16h ago

I want to make anyone reading this not in jest know that the amount of imodium (loperamide is the name of the medication generic) you have to take to get even a small oxycodone like buzz also causes painful heart arrhythmias (prolonged QT) and severe constipation that can cause an intestinal blockage needing surgery. You do not want to abuse anti diarrheals, please do not do this it gets really ugly.

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u/PmMeYourStraponPlz 1d ago

Was? Pretty sure it still is.

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u/TooDooDaDa 1d ago

Great for ENT cases. Numbs and acts as vasoconstrictor to keep blood out of the view of your scope and cameras.

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u/lorgskyegon 1d ago

It's one of the only uses for which cocaine can actually still be legally prescribed in the US

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u/BewitchingPetrichor 1d ago

"Glew" is utterly insane lmao

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u/prion_guy 1d ago edited 2h ago

I think it sounds better tbh. Just like I think "reached" (ew) should be "raught", which has a nicer sound.

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u/base43 1d ago

Back in the 2020s they ate corn sugar and wheat in everything. They drove cars and made electricity by burning coal and oil. They poisoned their crops so they didn't have to deal with weeds. And they dumped chemicals in all major water bodies and then ate the aquatic life and drank the polluted water.

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u/aloofball 1d ago

And can you believe they knew about microplastics already and yet they just walked around all day clothed in garments made of woven polyester that shed "lint" (actually plastic fragments) everywhere they went?

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u/drhuggables 1d ago

What's wrong with WHEAT bro lmao

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u/NewShinyCD 1d ago

It'll make your dick fly off

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u/AceDecade 1d ago
  • A GREAT penis that does not whiff out the window when you’re eating wheat

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u/Relative-Disk-8560 22h ago

Too e’small

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u/AceDecade 21h ago

Oh my god, he admit it!

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u/ilpp04 1d ago

It is a good idea, and I stand by it

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u/jazz_raft 1d ago

can confirm

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u/typethisusername 1d ago

Sneaky sneaky soy sauce.

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u/Bloosqr1 1d ago

I think the radium thing lasted a lot longer than one would expect. I had one of these in the UK in the late 70's (I think I was 7 or 8 at the time).

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u/Tartaros030 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yep, radioactive fluorescent paint was used for a long time beyond that. In clocks and wristwatches you'd find Radium based paints until the 1960s, Tritium based paints even even until the 90s in some places.

Modern clocks may still use gaseous tritium. It's said the latter is safe.

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u/Haunt_Fox 1d ago

And compasses. Military ones, anyway. Best thing for navigating in the dark. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Rjj1111 1d ago

Some gunsights as well

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u/ScottOld 1d ago

Yea the war museum here has a compass, it's inside its own glass box behind the window, with the radioactive warning on

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u/Smooth_Beginning_540 1d ago

What do they use now for luminous watch hands and numbers? Also gaseous tritium? I have one from about 10-15 years ago and it still works.

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u/RokulusM 1d ago

The most popular watch lume brands like Super-Luminova and Lumibrite are made from strontium aluminate. It got popular in the 90s.

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u/Smooth_Beginning_540 1d ago

My watch is Casio. I always assumed that the glass was sufficient protection from whatever was used.

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u/OxycontinEyedJoe 23h ago

The modern ones are Phosphorescent. They have to be "charged" with light. The old radioactive stuff would still be glowing just the same after spending a year in a dark closet. But once it stopped glowing it was done, no charging it back up.

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u/FlyingHounds 14h ago

Glass vials containing a phosphor and tritium gas. Used by a number of watch-makers (Ball Watches being one of the more creative ones when it comes to colors). Same thing for night-sights on firearms. If the vials are broken, the gas dissipates quickly so it’s a better alternative than radium based glow-in-the-dark stuff.

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u/Nessy3fidy 1d ago

Don't forget Merbromin in old first aid kits, because you know mercury kills bacteria.

Also in really old bandages the presumably antibiotic chemicals crystalize and become...explosive.

Mercury one V "a organomercuric topical antiseptic used for minor cuts and scrapes"

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u/Low-Temperature-6962 23h ago

Meth changed in the 2000s and is much more unhealthy now.

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 1d ago

4th of July they give you a baggy with 10 m80s and say don't blow your fingers off. 8 yrs old.

One of those of m80 was probably like 1/8 of a stick of dynamite. Big explosion

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u/Uncaring_Dispatcher 1d ago

I grew up with lawn darts and, yeah, M-80's. It was fun, indeed, but the real fun was had by my grandpa, who was able to buy actual dynamite at the hardware store...as a kid.

Those must've been the good ole' days!

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 1d ago

I'm 50 and I remember seeing dynamite being sold in the small farm community hardware stores outside Denver like in the early 80s! Lol it's crazy how recent you could buy dynamite at a hardware store

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u/Loud_Produce4347 1d ago

Explosive boulder removal kits were still available at the hardware store 20 years ago IIRC. Dexpan was still sort of a novelty.

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u/doge_lady 1d ago

What purpose did they use besides mining?

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u/Uncaring_Dispatcher 1d ago

It was considered a labor-saving tool at the time. People would remove large tree stumps, boulders, dig large holes and ditches, etc.

It's crazy how times change and how people change. And yeah, bad people did do bad things with it. Check out the "Bath School Disaster". It's a wonder dynamite was still easy to buy even after that. You could order it from the Sears catalogue!

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u/-Seedy- 1d ago

Old fashioned stump removers.

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u/hgrub 1d ago

Also dead whale remover yes?

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u/Educated-Troll420 1d ago

According to the Oregon highway division anyways

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u/Old-Personality-4241 1d ago edited 22h ago

I was 12, in 1983. I could walk to the Armory in town in R.I. and buy a Lb of black gunpowder... no i.d., no questions. We'd take take it home, , dig a 2' deep hole, run some powder for a fuse, bury the 1lb container in the hole, light it and run to the shed to watch it go BOOM! The good old days.

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u/IvyGold 1d ago

Kitty?

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u/Old-Personality-4241 22h ago

Thanks. Flipping auto correct thinks it's so damn smart.

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u/MrLancaster 1d ago

When my grandfather died, we found half a dozen sticks of dynamite in his safe, INSIDE his house lol. He used them for blasting stumps out of the ground, apparently.

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u/Old-Personality-4241 1d ago

M80's.....pfft, you thought they liked you until you found out I got to pay with Pineapples...1/4 stick of dynamite!. The fish we unknowingly killed as youths. Oopsie.

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 1d ago

I only heard of pineapples as a myth back in the day lol I never got to see one but my friend Anthony used to make his own little 1/4 stick pipe bombs with gun powder. We called him MacGyver because he was always making shit. Little psycho lol

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u/G-EDM 1d ago edited 1d ago

Funny. When I was a very young child (30 years in the past or something) we had a neighbor who collected militia and a lot of other stuff. he was heavily into Surprise Egg figures. I had some and we traded. I received a military helmet and a chain from a machine gun with one round in it. It was a big box of figures so there was some value coming into the trade from my side too. Only warning was that I should never ever hit it with a hammer. Boy was my mum angry after finding out. There was a third item but I don't remember what it was. Maybe a belt or something else. Times where different back then, high trust society. Edit: it is possible that the round was not live anymore and the warning was just to increase the trading value of the collectible item. But I was too young to know for sure.

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 1d ago

Lol...

One day my friends and I had a 22lr bullet and we were daring each other to hit that sucker with a hammer. None of us had the balls thank God! 😆

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u/SinoSoul 1d ago

You laugh, but: some neighborhood kids lit one m80 during July 4. And less than 10min cops came to my house because my kid was just hanging out, watching… my kid wouldn’t rat the boys out so the cop decided to come to my house…

I don’t even know where to buy an m80 from.

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u/Substantial_Brain917 1d ago

Polonium

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u/SinoSoul 1d ago

Ty friend

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u/Psychological-Tea998 1d ago

Husband-"Honey, I have a headache."

Wife-"Did you take your morphine tablets yet?"

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u/BadSkeelz 1d ago

Best half-lives

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 1d ago

we've fallen so hard, this timeline sucks!

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u/oneeyedziggy 1d ago

They just lived less time on average, so it evens out

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u/Onslaughtered1 1d ago

That’s what’s wrong with today! Nothing is pure anymore!!!!

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u/kleenkong 1d ago

It was nice of them to deliver in those wagons. It's what a drug dealer with great customer service should do.

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u/SinoSoul 1d ago

I already get all my meds from Amazon, I’m waiting for them to start carrying weed

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u/sarbanharble 1d ago

Yes, but it’s the vaccines giving us issues…

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u/B00TYMASTER 1d ago

we used to be a proper nation

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u/damxam1337 11h ago

Those same kids have been ruling the country for the better part of 40 years.

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u/Background-Wafer-548 1d ago

It's called a spinthariscope and you can still buy them, although they now use thorium or apparently americium and no longer something so ungodly nasty as polonium.

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2568:_Spinthariscope

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u/OkDark5738 1d ago

Booooo! Lemme poison myself. Woke gone mad!

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u/ChooseYerFoodFighter 1d ago edited 1d ago

You can take my spinthariscope when you pry it from my cold, dead, glowing hand.

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u/YoureAmastyx 1d ago

It’s a fucking nanny state I tell ya! We ain’t got no rights no more. I can’t even pour organophosphates on my vegetables anymore!

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u/Boner_Elemental 1d ago

reading

reading

Wait, one of the XKCD sticks has an actual name?

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u/Iluvatar-Great 1d ago

I wonder what kind of hellish thing we will find out 50 years from now, that we think is completely safe.

My grandson in 2070: "Damn, Grandpa, did you really use Wifi? In your HOMES? How did you even survive? How come no one told you it was giving you *insert serious illness."

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u/TheChickenReborn 1d ago

Microplastics, social media, and overwork will be some of the new ones. But with all the deregulation we'll get to experience all the old ones again as well!

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u/das_slash 1d ago

The fact that chewing gum is largely made of microplastics is wild.

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 1d ago

They act like folks with permanent injuries can just get any old job, but at this point every store works like the dollar stores where stockers are cashiers and somehow the store thinks it's better to have them walking around constantly rather than 2 people doing the work.

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u/joshTheGoods 10h ago

Microplastics are always the popular answer to this question, but I'd argue we have enough data at this point to put a cap on the effect size of microplastic exposure. It's basically PM2.5 exposure at worst. That's not nothing, but it's not the sort of thing we look back on like lead exposure and certainly not like Polonium exposure!

That's not to say we should ignore the impact. A subtle effect like increasing odds of heart attack by 2% won't impact individuals in a meaningful way, but from a population perspective we're talking about millions of extra heart attacks worldwide despite the fact that the impact of the microplastics pale in comparison to the rest of the factors ... for example, lack of exercise is 10-15x more impact than hypothetical 2% increase in risk associated (again, hypothetically) with microplastic exposure.

The real answer is sugar. It's at least 20x more dangerous than microplastics.

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u/Source_Required 1d ago

Overwork, lol. 

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u/SkisaurusRex 1d ago

Something is giving young people colon cancer and we don’t know what it is

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u/sdmc_rotflol 1d ago

Probably sitting on our phones on the toilet

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u/leetzor 20h ago

Likely not one thing. Plastics. The recent meta of putting extra protein in every imaginable food. Nitrates in processed meats. Most recent i read about was residual dish soap from dishwashers not being good enough at rinsing it. Our poor gut bacteria just cant keep up with all the shit (heh) we try to nuke it with.

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u/DifferentAnalyst2001 20h ago

How did you have PFAS/PFOs in all your food packaging, clothing, and in all your drinking water?

Did you ever think to not pollute the entire world with a forever chemical grandpa?

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 20h ago

Lol yea, you coated your pans with Teflon? Wtf grandpa!

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u/reality72 23h ago

“Why did you wear clothes made of polyester? Didn’t people know plastic is poisonous?”

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u/InterestingSoup1252 21h ago

It’s going to be plastic. Like using plastic bottles to hold beverages, or using plastic wrapping to hold food, or using plastic utensils to cook.

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u/Turbulent_Yoghurt332 21h ago

What is non ionizing radiation

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 15h ago

“You let kids on social media all day long? His the fuck could anybody think that was a good idea!”

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u/ProfessorMalk 1d ago edited 1d ago

You're probably right, I'm sure there will be some things that will be determined to be unsafe. That's just kinda how it goes, we learn and do better. 

That being said, this ring was actually completely safe as long as it wasn't eaten.

Snopes did a fact check on these rings last year.

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u/Fun-Times-13 1d ago

This is why the FDA, EPA, and USDA, etc matter.

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u/Setekh79 1d ago

That doesn't sound very profitable.

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u/Nervous_Writer_2632 1d ago

I mean highly radioactive toys for free!?! What could go wrong?

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u/Imaginary-Contest887 22h ago

Polonium-210 is strong alpha emitter. The radiation itself from it is harmless as long as polonium stays outside of your body, it can't penetrate your skin. However once this toy is broken, ingesting or inhaling Polonium-210 is lethal.

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u/TheAlrightyZed 1d ago

Must have gotten a lot of Kix out of that one.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Back when we used to be a society.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 1d ago

A "nuclear" society :P

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u/edingerc 1d ago

When I was a kid, all we had to play with was a bag-o-glass

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u/Gentrified_potato02 1d ago

Warning: youse be careful wit dis

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u/BuckyD1000 16h ago

“Yeah, it’s broken glass. It sells very well, you know. We’re just packaging what the kids want. We sell a lot of products in the Bag O' line."

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u/mara-banana 1d ago

"Back in my time" ahh post

But this one is actually fire

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u/wild_womanxoxo 1d ago

and nobody ever mentions that it expired. polonium-210 halves every 138 days, so the flashes faded out inside a year and you were left wearing a normal ring that used to be an atomic bomb

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u/MolecularConcepts 1d ago

thanks you saved me some money was about to get one, but was just thinking about the half life lol

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u/BewitchingPetrichor 1d ago

It's not fire, it's polonium.

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u/OkCattle9114 1d ago

Yeah back in the gold mining days they had dilaudid in liquid form or just smoke straight opium. Healthy pain solving methods

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u/BigMack6911 1d ago

No wonder boomers are crazy lmao

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 22h ago

I’m Gen X and when I was in elementary school they let us play with mercury with our bare hands. They probably let boomers swallow the stuff. 

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u/Swimming_Put1506 1d ago

Back in my day my mother would rub meth on my gums to help me focus.

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u/MyCatIsAnActualNinja 1d ago

And now these children are our senators

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u/Total_Assumption7961 1d ago

To get the ring, one must send in $.15 and a box top.

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u/OmegaCetacean 1d ago

Now I'm glad Mikey chose Life.

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u/slowamigo 1d ago

Flashes of light? Can someone elaborate

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u/NewbornTaco 1d ago

It's like a flash of light, but plural.

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u/einTier 1d ago

It’s called a Spinthariscope. They’re still available, I bought one about ten years ago. Typically they use Thorium today but the idea is the same.

There’s a reactive screen in front of the radioactive element. As the radioactive element decays, the alpha particles hit the screen and create faint flashes of light. Alpha particles require very little shielding so the device is very safe so long as you don’t crack it open.

It requires a completely dark room and about five to ten minutes of acclimatization to see. Mine is still very active and the display lights up well but it really just looks like static on a very old television.

It’s cool but a little anticlimactic for the work you have to put in.

Here is where I bought mine if anyone wants one.

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u/cpupro 1d ago

Uranium Pete 🎶 🎵

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u/Playful-Platform-231 1d ago

And now you don’t get shit because “choking hazard”

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u/Major-Hooters 1d ago

You know, the US went through its third world stage before it got to first world stage. It was rough, but we learned our lessons. But not good enough because we are going through it again like we have learned nothing the last 100 years. What a shame to watch us walk backwards.

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u/MuchoCoco 3h ago

How did they find enough affordable polonium for that prize? It's not as if it was industrially available at the time.

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u/toofpick 1d ago

Back when it was common to "send away" for something.

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u/DrinkOk1642 1d ago

My First Reactor playset ...

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u/Automatic-Worry-1498 1d ago

Ah yes, the good ol' days /s

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u/BoardTwoTiers 1d ago

The real surprise is learning that 1947 was the last time anyone was excited to get Kix cereal.

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u/OldenMotorCo 1d ago

i think i had one

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u/deliberatelyawesome 1d ago

Finally! A toy that is kid tested and mother approved.

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u/JammuS_ 1d ago

Kids toys for FSB agents

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u/Inevitable-Plant8986 1d ago

That’s the gift that keeps on giving

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u/funnyfinger2017 1d ago

I had one of those. Remove the red cap - see little flashes of light. So cool!

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u/Dull_Panda_833 1d ago

Nuh uh? That sounds insane

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u/jerquee 1d ago

You can still buy photographic brushes with polonium-210 in them.

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u/Double_Distribution8 1d ago

What's a photographic brush? And why is there polonium in them?

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u/Ok-Hyena4541 1d ago

https://company7.com/staticmaster/products/staticmaster.html

They're for cleaning dust off of photographic film and the polonium reduces static charge in the film which attracts dust.

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u/YouFeedTheFish 1d ago

I heard you can get polonium tea in Russia.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 1d ago

They used to give kids laudanum too!

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u/Snoo_67993 1d ago

They took away our American freedoms.

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u/RetinaJunkie 1d ago

Bye Grandpa...

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u/dextercho83 1d ago

They knew how to party back then

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u/Charming-Muffin-7965 1d ago

What happen if i get flash by those light?

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u/sheogor 1d ago

Back when things were simpler and more healthy 

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u/EntertainmentTrue588 1d ago

Kid tested, Mother Russia approved

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u/NoDoOversInLife 1d ago

Let's not forget the chemistry sets from the 50's & 60's! I've heard my uncle's talking about getting these from their parents and the kits contained real, dangerous, chemicals!!!

Gilbert Chem set

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u/KailyKail 1d ago

Do they still make Kix cereal? I remember eating it as a kid, but honestly, I don’t think I’ve seen it on shelves in years.

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u/Kaleidoscope_97 1d ago

Putin’s favorite ring.

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u/ShintaOtsuki 1d ago

Fallout NV stuff, kinda what the Novac Rockets were based on

Guy says something like

"Got some kinda isotope in em that made them glow. Kids must've thought they were juice or soda and started drinking em down. Then kids started getting sick."

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u/SnoopySuited 1d ago

"we had it better back then!"

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u/Manmon_ 1d ago

The first and last interesting thing in a box of Kix

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u/inaspectu_especulato 1d ago

Why can't we have nice things like that anymore

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u/Ashamed_Feedback3843 1d ago

Kids today are just pussys.

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u/didntbuyspcx 1d ago

Didn’t Russians assassinate some guy by putting a sand grain sized piece of polonium in his tea?

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u/TheFaceStuffer 1d ago

They seem to go for a good price on ebay too

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u/Flashy-Code-8096 1d ago

Polonium 210 was my childhood irrational fear, yes I had very few friends thanks for asking

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u/this_guy_over_here_ 1d ago

This is like Fallout Nukacola quantum shit LMAO

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u/SquidbagsConQueso 1d ago

Explains my 8 micropenii grown out of my third kneecap. Family was obsessed with Kix. calls a lawyer

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u/That_Dot8904 1d ago

Now we’re talkin’!

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u/Crabby_Monkey 1d ago

All the other kids with the pumped up kixs,

You'd better glow, better glow, with radiation

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u/AtrumIocusGames 1d ago

What blows my mind is that Kix was around in the 40's????

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u/HastyEthno 1d ago

I thought this was a cock ring at first.

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u/sirunmixalot 1d ago

Im no scientist but the flashes of light are the photons hitting your eye. That madness to think about.

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u/STARkiller20000 1d ago

Imagine if in Fallout when eating a box of Sugar Bombs, you had a chance to get one of these and when worn it made you give like 15 points of radiation damage for unarmed melee attacks.