What are everybody’s predictions on the upcoming revival? Tell us where you thinks the Girls will be at at the beginning of the season…
I’ll start…
Hannah: She will move back to NY for a new teaching job. Her main issue will be dealing with a teenage daughter who will think she’s the voice of her generation or a generation. Loreen will love encouraging her granddaughter which will of course piss Hannah off.
Jessa: She will be recently single and looking for a job after her time with MAHA comes to an end and now needs to rediscover herself.
Shoshanna: she will have divorced the guy she married but will have remarried once again (or maybe twice more) and is now a corporate director at a big bank. This will be because her new husband is a finance bro but she will also be thinking of leaving him after she meets a new man.
Marnie: she will be a lawyer but unsatisfied as she still has 2-3 great folk albums in her. She will take a risk and put herself out there creatively.
Elijah: he will be an established theatre actor and will be dealing with now being a “famous daddy”.
Adam: he will be an actor with a cult following but won’t be on the show.
Laird and Caroline: will be as weird as ever living in a rent controlled east village apartment.
Sample: he will be the tortured male teen who attracts Hannah’s daughter.
Ray: he will be a Bernie Samders style politician against gentrification in Bushwick. He’ll still be married.
Where do you think they’ll be at?