r/funny • • 1d ago

Steven Wright reveals his favourite joke of all-time...

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u/RossLH 1d ago

Drop test. Dead ones bounce.

Batteries, that is.

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u/clover44mag 1d ago

I just tried it with a 6 volt and now I have a couple broken toes

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u/jordanmindyou 1d ago

Omg I remember those! We had one in a big ass flashlight in the garage growing up…. Or was that a 12v?

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u/Wagglyfawn 1d ago

What a blast from the past! I remember my dad having a flashlight that took those. And the contacts were like springs, right? I'm pretty sure those were 6 volts.

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u/TheOnlyLordByron 20h ago

if it was square with two round prong things, that's a 9 volt.

The guy above you is likely referring to a D battery, which gives the same voltage as a AA or AAA battery, just larger.

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u/Ezl 18h ago

Nah, they’re talking about a lantern battery. I think they still make them but they were more common years ago.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/18agq3u/our_fathers_all_had_a_nice_big_eveready_battery/