Generational diplo skill issue

[u/oroc_mk7]

[u/One-Topic-913]

Are you sure you don't have a clone dynasty?

[u/oroc_mk7]

R5 my leader, son and wife all have 0 diplo, wanted to throw the heir out of the window but the 2 before him were worst so we roll with this one

[u/RecommendationIll504 → u/oroc_mk7]

"yeah, he is completely oblivious about trade and diplomacy but he is good at numbers, money and war so at least that's something"

[u/Belgraviana]

I was playing anbennar and had five generations of goblin bosses who all had 2 mil

[u/Peppercorn205 → u/Belgraviana]

I can’t imagine Goblins are ones to hire a tutor for their heir tbf

[u/Shiplord13 → u/Peppercorn205]

“Spend money on my kid? Sounds like a scam to me, I can teach him everything I know for free… or I can charge him to learn from me.” - The Average Goblin Monarch.

[u/NekroVictor]

I remember when at one point as Prussia I had a three monarchs in a row that were all 0-1 dip, 3-4 adm and 6 mil. Iirc they were called Wilhelm, Friedrich, then Friedrich-Wilhelm.

[u/Many-Excitement3246]

I mean... kid's got two parents with as much tact and subtlety as a certain orange person. Of course he's going to grow up to be blunter than the spoon you cut someone's heart out with.

[u/oroc_mk7 → u/Many-Excitement3246]

the funny thing is, i was gonna build forts on my Mexico-Cali borders unironically cuz of the spanish but we high mil points so we won the war before needing them

[u/Alternative_Still308]

The two people nobody else could stand got married, and then taught their son how to run the family business.

[u/oroc_mk7]

Update: he died and got an event heir that is better, well better stats but this one is better in my heart

[u/New-Interaction1893]

An entire family that cannot learn how to do a proper speech.

[u/vicendum]

I feel like this could be an A&E series or something: "The Date Dynasty: Great warriors. Capable rulers. Zero tact."

[u/oroc_mk7 → u/vicendum]

They are called Date cuz they can't get a date

[u/SoulSmrt]

I’d say Trump dynasty but the other stats are too high…

[u/mcvos → u/SoulSmrt]

The game does not allow negative stats.

[u/QuickKBY → u/SoulSmrt]

…are you seriously bringing up real politics into a game that takes place 1444-1821

[u/paulet42 → u/QuickKBY]

Cry about it

[u/QuickKBY → u/paulet42]

Dude I have a valid point.

[u/couve2000 → u/QuickKBY]

you sure think you do

[u/QuickKBY → u/couve2000]

Oh I do cause it’s causing a bunch of liberals to try and refute me

[u/Kaneda-Suekichi → u/QuickKBY]

Politics is like a main point of the game

[u/QuickKBY → u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

I’m not fucking stupid I was saying bringing in your personal political opinion into a game where non of that stuff fits

[u/Warmaster_corren → u/QuickKBY]

I mean you're kinda telling on yourself in the comments here buddy

[u/Real_Life_Firbolg → u/QuickKBY]

…are you seriously going to get butt hurt about somebody making joke about a political leader in a sub for a game that is full of political leaders?

Also if someone plays with the extended timeline mod Trump is in the game, so in a way it is still relevant.

[u/Live_Lack_79]

poor bird watchers

[u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

I like how he has the best stat from each parent

[u/VinoTenk]

bro id rage quit 💔

[u/Dreknarr]

The japanese governement under the bakufu basically

[u/oroc_mk7 → u/Dreknarr]

Would have made for fun rp if i wasn't already fully open

[u/Galliad93]

Imaine those family dinner conversations.

[u/max2407]

404 error: diplo not found

[u/TehProfessor96]

Historically accurate Sengoku Japan given that the first guy to make one significant ally won the entire thing.

[u/danshakuimo]

When you are an incel so get yourself a state mandated wife who is also an incel (only reason it worked is because you are the state) and now you have a kid who is also just as socially stunted.

[u/SHansen45]

the Date family is know for their martial skills not their diplomatic

[u/Current_Drive_1620]

Stannis Baratheon:

[u/Icanintosphess]

You look a bit different, Napoleon.

[u/Kita_Horni]

*sigh* Set diplomatic focus