What the actual fuck is wrong with this god damn dungeon. The blue wizrobe enemies act like retards and spam their stupid ass attack the moment you step in front of them draining your health for even trying to attack them. The item you get from the dungeon the magic rod does jack and shit against the wizrobes too, which makes this dungeon even more god damn stupid. The beams they shoot out deal a whole heart of damage which shouldn't be bad but when there's so many in one room it makes them fucking stupidly hard to deal with. The magic shield can block these beams but the slob that is the likelike eats it the moment you get hit by them. It wouldn't have been so hard to deal with them if they weren't god damn damage sponges that soak up all the attacks you do. I literally blasted these guys with the magic rod and it didn't do shit, immediately afterwards I get ganked by wizrobes and their fucking cartel. I'm not sure if I missed any upgrades like the red ring, but I definitely didn't miss the magic sword which I couldn't even pick up. Why the FUCK couldn't I get a sword upgrade on the dungeon where I'm obviously too weak to deal with the fucking enemies in them. And also what the hell is the deal with the enemies not having a weakness, they completely ignore the boomerang and arrows, likelikes and blue wizrobes take little to no damage to bombs and the magic rod isn't even worth using. Every time you die or restart your save file in this game your health is set to 3 hearts which is fucking stupid. Why on gods green earth are you put at your weakest after dying for fuck's sake I'm on LEVEL 6. THIS ISN'T LEVEL ONE I NEED MY STRENGTH FOR THIS FUCKING DUNGEON. It makes it all the more worse that successfully killing any of these bastards doesn't reward you any hearts or bombs when you need them the most, if your enemy is gonna be this god damn annoying to deal with AT LEAST make it confirm a heart drop. I didn't remember that I can save at full health and just reload the save every time I died, but that's fucking stupid, I'm not doing that shit when I die. The level design isn't bad the dungeon itself looks like a fetus to me which is pretty eerie, to get to the boss (which is WEAKER THAN EVERY ENEMY IN THE DUNGEON) you have to find a hole in the wall in a room that's away from the boss room to take a stairwell to another room across the level where you can actually get to the boss. The enemy placement though is retarded as hell, the game's acting like you can deal with these stupid ass teleporting wizrobes with these likelikes trapping you in place all while the electric enemy stops you from being able to use your sword. There is a line between challenging and genuine unfairness and this fuckass dungeon crossed the line at mach speed. Before finding the power bracelet I found level 7 and level 9 before I could even find level 6. While looking I could not find anything else, no heart containers, no special shops, which makes my exploration of this game feel wasted because of the straight asinine bullshit I had to go through in level 6.

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I’d like to share the dream I had last night.

Patty was visiting my neighborhood for some influencer promo reason I don’t know and stopped by the park where she met me and two friends. Friendly banter and casual conversation ensued at the event and after much discussion and laughter, we agreed on a competition:

Patty would try to knock each of us out, one by one, with headscissors, headlocks, and chokeholds etc. No mercy, no holding back. Whoever lasted the longest without tapping out would get an hour alone with her in our bedroom for each minute we lasted, with Patty starting topless in a tiny black thong, for anything at all.

There was one caveat - I didn’t tell anyone that I’d experienced this type of play before, and had built some tolerance over the course of my sessions with muscular dommes. ;) I also requested to go last, so I’d know what times to beat.

Anyway, fast forward — I won by lasting 5 mins and 12 seconds, beating my friends’ marks of 3:12 and 3:07. What did I ask for when Patty and I got up to the bedroom you might wonder?

That’s obvious: Her fiercest pegging fuckdown.

Farmgirl Patty came prepared with a massive boybreaker bussywrecker strap-on, maybe 10 inches in length, and with a girthy, hot pink cock + a shiny black leather harness. She called it Patricia’s Badass Bussy Blaster and asked if I was ready for cardio…and butthole day. Ofc I said I was.

So Patty tore me up. Roughly.

It hurt quite a bit at first. My butthole felt filled, taken, and fully owned. My prostate got thrust-spammed by Patricia in Mating Press and every other position. :)

She started to sweat from how hard she was dicking me down, and I remember grabbing tightly onto her strong hips, firm buttocks, and athletic, sinewy back and thinking: “She is the alpha. Patty is my daddy, even though she’s not natty. My butthole’s her workout.”

So that was that.

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My husband has committed an offence against marriage and I need the public to know.

He announces that he’s hungry and *really* wants something with burrata. Fine. Loving wife that I am, I make him a beautiful plate — whole burrata, salad, everything.

As I’m making myself one, he goes: “Oh no, I can’t eat a whole burrata.”

So, naturally, I think fine, I’ll just share his. I DON’T MAKE MYSELF ONE.

This man then takes the plate and proceeds to absolutely stuff his face. Eats ALL the salad. Eats ALL the stracciatella — you know, the glorious creamy middle of the burrata that is literally THE ENTIRE POINT and the bit I was planning to dip the salad into.

And what does he leave his wife?

HALF. THE. BURRATA. SKIN.

Just the sad mozzarella carcass.

I am genuinely furious because I was looking forward to that bloody burrata, my salad was completely unsatisfying without it, and I have now spent the last hour eating random stupid food even though I’m not hungry because I DIDN’T GET THE THING I ACTUALLY WANTED.

This is amateur boyfriend behaviour. Rookie level. You have a WIFE. You should know better.

There is another burrata in the fridge but that is absolutely not the point.

The trust is gone.

😭💀 Y’all really waking up every day just to complain about a game using AI that costs 5$ 💀 Meanwhile I donated $4,000 to the game’s AI because THIS GAME IS GOATED 🐐🔥 Y’all hate for free, I support greatness for $4K 😭🙏 Broke, jobless, and unemployed people arguing with pixels while I’m funding the future 💀💸 GET A JOB, GET SOME MONEY, AND LET THE DEVS COOK 🗣️🔥

This includes putting toilet paper on the seat and "wiping" it down. You're not doing anything to improve it. Imagine the amount of paper that could be saved. Just be a grown up and sit down on the damn toilet seat. They're not any more gross than the phone you're holding right now. Plus, it adds a collective human touch and sense of community knowing that we're all human, and have to sit and do business. Lol

Like, I had 8 CPS, how am I slow, bro. Like, you see eight, the number "8", represents 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. And then CPS stands fer... Clicks per second... **Thump** And then "Testmode" stands for... There... Is. Something that might, only do... extravaganza...... Formenting Ramification of Minecraft, 11 percent. So, it doesn't really make sense why I'm dying here.

Check this out.

A friend of mine on Facebook just recently posted something that, he actually references a scientific paper, which is Clark et al 2024. And if it's too small to read, here's what it says. "The difference is testosterone. Folks with high testosterone (males) generally elevate truth over consensus and fairness. Those with low testosterone (females) generally elevate consensus and fairness over truth."

I thought this was funny and it made me realize there actually might be a hormonal reason that I have this particular issue. I know this is TMI but I actually have abnormally high testosterone and so this helped me at least realize there might be a reason for why I do what I do and how I think and that made me feel a little bit better.

I was hanging out at a friend's place with a few other friends and his cat showed up. Everyone started making a fuss over it, as one does, except for one friend who said he was silly and that his face looked like a "big mosquito with down syndrome". Everyone started scolding him, saying that the joke was deeply offensive. One explained that he was trying to be funny simply by mashing together two completely unrelated, edgy concepts to create shock value. But I just couldn't help to question this and think... "No! It is funny!" It's surrealist humor, touching into the Lovecraftian and unknown bounds of ludic expression. Isn't this what humor is all about? To go beyond? To infinity and beyond?

Son of a bitch, Stolas. That bird puss used to DRIIPPP at the sound of my van pulling up.
Where’s that horned-up owl that used to be all over me with that flirty dirty talk?

Imagine you're having dinner with Jay-Z and your thot daughter shows up with her bisexual boyfriend, the waiter brings a skinnylicious menu but she's wearing polyester so she's cancelled, how many biracial people would win in a fight against 6-7 Labubus if they're autistic? But you can only choose between the man and the bear unless fine shyt clocks your tea.

(breathes in) HELLO America 🇺🇸 its your favorite president, Jonald Dump 💩 You've been so GOOD my children 👼 so I'm FINALLY here to announce that MY administration is ready to release the fully unredacted Epstein files 📄 which will expose the EVILS 👹 of the global ELITE 🌎BUT in order to find the files 🔎 you must first solve my three riddles 🕵🏻‍♂️ RIDDLE THE FIRST ⁉️ "I live in the desert 🐪 yet I am seldom dry AND always WET..." RIDDLE THE SECOND ⁉️ "Ne'er have men seen the slendor of thine valley 🌄 yet everyone knows my name..." And Riddle 3 will be revealed once public raises 67 billion dollars 💸 to start construction on Trump Tower Tel Aviv 🇮🇱 GO NOW 🫡 dear patriots 🇺🇸 THE SECRET to America's GREATNESS 🦅 is now in your hands 🙏

So a couple years ago me (20M) and my mate (23M) was playing roblox, specifically the game spray paint and he drew the most detailed furry foot porn imaginable, the artwork was the size of 2 camper vans as well, and he legit was so proud of it he was clapping through his microphone, and I also felt really proud I could not stop drooling at my monitor, it looked so brilliant, and after 10 minutes of my mate non-stop clapping he made a really weird noise before we continued playing after telling me to wait for those 10 minutes, and we drew more stupid shit until my mate and I decided to log off, and I just couldn't stop thinking of feet and now I look at 100 billion pictures of feet a week, it's so brilliant, can never get my eyes off them.

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I fucking hate modern music. It sounds like ass I only listen to The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Def Leppard, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Supertramp, Kiss, Blue Oyster Cult, Kansas, Boston, Rush, Electric Light Orchestra, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Crimson King, Nirvana, Green Day, Queen, David Bowie, Alan Parsons Project, The Cars, The Eagles, The Police, The Who, The Guess Who, The Doors, The Smiths, The Animals, The Cure, The Clash, The Birds, The Monkeys, The Mamas and The Papas, Fleetwood Mac, Journey, Toto, Van Halen, Asia, R.E.M, Duran Duran, Phil Colins, Genesis, April Wine, Yes, Billy Joel, Saga, Weezer, Foreigner, Styx, Prism, Al Stewart, Aero Smith, Men at Work, Metallic, Pearl Jam, Guns N Roses, Talk Talk, Dire Straights, Honeymoon Suite, The Romantics, Traffic, Steve Winwood, Stevie Nicks, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Stevie Wonder, Prince, Linkin Park, America, Derick and the Dominos, Ah-Ha, Hall and Oats, Bon Jovi, Europe, Whitesnake, All American Rejects, U2, Alice in Chains, Alice Cooper, Motley Crüe, Oasis, Gowan, Pixies, XTC, Real Life, Thee Dog Night, Seals and Crofts, Sting, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Meat Loaf, Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, Modern Talking, Bee Gees, Micheal Jackson, Peter Gabriel, Manfred Mann, Roxy Music, The Doobie Brothers, Garry Rafferty, Iron Maiden, Harlequin, Scorpions, Sweet, Neil Young, Heart, Pat Benatar, Billy Idol, Deep Purple and REO Speedwagon. All the music now is ass and I want to kill myself because I was born in the wrong generation. I wish I was born in the 1960s, 1970s, 1980s or 1990s so I could listen to The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Def Leppard, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Supertramp, Kiss, Blue Oyster Cult, Kansas, Boston, Electric Light Orchestra, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Crimson King, Nirvana, Green Day, Queen, David Bowie, Alan Parsons Project, The Cars, The Eagles, The Police, The Who, The Guess Who, The Doors, The Smiths, The Animals, The Cure, The Clash, The Birds, The Monkeys, The Mamas and The Papas, Fleetwood Mac, Journey, Toto, Van Halen, Asia, R.E.M, Duran Duran, Phil Colins, Genesis, April Wine, Yes, Billy Joel, Saga, Weezer, Foreigner, Styx, Prism, Al Stewart, Aero Smith, Men at Work, Metallic, Pearl Jam, Guns N Roses, Talk Talk, Dire Straights, Honeymoon Suite, The Romantics, Traffic, Steve Winwood, Stevie Nicks, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Stevie Wonder, Prince, Linkin Park, America, Derick and the Dominos, Ah-Ha, Hall and Oats, Bon Jovi, Europe, Whitesnake, All American Rejects, U2, Alice in Chains, Alice Cooper, Motley Crüe, Oasis, Gowan, Pixies, XTC, Real Life, Thee Dog Night, Seals and Crofts, Sting, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Meat Loaf, Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, Modern Talking, Bee Gees, Micheal Jackson, Peter Gabriel, Manfred Mann, Roxy Music, The Doobie Brothers, Garry Rafferty, Iron Maiden, Harlequin, Scorpions, Sweet, Neil Young, Heart, Pat Benatar, Billy Idol and REO Speedwagon. Taylor Swift, the Weekend and Ed Sheeran have no talent. Fuck modern music it is not nearly as good as The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Def Leppard, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Supertramp, Kiss, Blue Oyster Cult, Kansas, Boston, Rush, Electric Light Orchestra, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Crimson King, Nirvana, Green Day, Queen, David Bowie, Alan Parsons Project, The Cars, The Eagles, The Police, The Who, The Guess Who, The Doors, The Smiths, The Animals, The Cure, The Clash, The Birds, The Monkeys, The Mamas and The Papas, Fleetwood Mac, Journey, Toto, Van Halen, Asia, R.E.M, Duran Duran, Phil Colins, Genesis, April Wine, Yes, Billy Joel, Saga, Weezer, Foreigner, Styx, Prism, Al Stewart, Aero Smith, Men at Work, Metallic, Pearl Jam, Guns N Roses, Talk Talk, Dire Straights, Honeymoon Suite, The Romantics, Traffic, Steve Winwood, Stevie Nicks, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Stevie Wonder, Prince, Linkin Park, America, Derick and the Dominos, Ah-Ha, Hall and Oats, Bon Jovi, Europe, Whitesnake, All American Rejects, U2, Alice in Chains, Alice Cooper, Motley Crüe, Oasis, Gowan, Pixies, XTC, Real Life, Thee Dog Night, Seals and Crofts, Sting, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Meat Loaf, Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, Modern Talking, Bee Gees, Micheal Jackson, Peter Gabriel, Manfred Mann, Roxy Music, The Doobie Brothers, Garry Rafferty, Iron Maiden, Harlequin, Scorpions, Sweet, Neil Young, Heart, Pat Benatar, Billy Idol Deep Purple and REO Speedwagon.

If you play Overwatch casually, genuinely explain to me what you're doing here.

I'm so serious. This is a competitive game. There is a ranked mode specifically designed to separate people who understand the game from people who just log on to press buttons and look at pretty colors.

And somehow, we've normalized people with absolutely zero competitive ambition occupying the same ecosystem as people who actually care about improving.

You don't review your mistakes. You don't learn matchups. You don't study positioning. You don't care about cooldown economy. You don't even know why you lost the team fight. You just respawn, run directly into the enemy team, die, and call it a day because "it's just a game."

Yes. We know it's a game. That's not the profound defense you think it is.

Chess is a game, too. Imagine walking into a chess tournament, refusing to learn how the pieces move, and then getting offended when someone tells you that you're bad at chess.

If you don't care about getting better, why should anyone care about playing with you?

The ranked ladder exists for a reason. Some of us actually take pride in developing game sense, mastering mechanics, and understanding the decisions that separate good players from walking ult-charge batteries.

Meanwhile, Quick Play has people treating a team-based objective shooter like an interactive screensaver.

And before someone inevitably types "I play games to have fun," congratulations. You've discovered recreational entertainment. Nobody is awarding you a medal for that revolutionary insight.

I'm not asking casual players to become professionals. I'm asking why people are so desperate to participate in a competitive game's ecosystem while proudly announcing that they have absolutely no interest in competition.

Personally, I couldn't imagine being so indifferent to improvement that I willingly remain mediocre at something I spend hundreds of hours doing.

But maybe that's the difference between us.

I play Overwatch to win. You play Overwatch to exist in the general vicinity of an objective.

We are not the same.

Ranked is right there. Queue up, prove me wrong, and stop treating the scoreboard like a personal attack.

Or don't. Quick Play needs someone to give the enemy team their ultimate charge.

I have him in my eu server account. He's not even stronger than my mavuika and chasca c2 team. Every time I open my eu account I see his face and I get horny. I goon to him for hours . Then realise I forgot to do my dailies . He lowkey ruined me

- Who told you can fish here?

- I thought it was state property.

- State? This?! State?! Hit the road dude, this ain't no state property, this is private property! What is your name? I want your name so I can call down and see who gave u permission.

- My name-

- State property!

- My name's Herbert.

- Last name?

- Jones.

- Herbert Jones.

- Yeah.

- State? Ha! I ain't ever heard that before in my life.

- Yeah man, uh, Tractor Supply own this?

To manufacture a modernized version of the little boy (contained 64kg of U-235 in its warhead)

We would require 9,124.85KG of naturally occuring uranium at again the perfect impossible but for sake of theory 100% enrichment efficiency.

For the avg price calculated again at $90 per pound of uranium you would have.

$1,810,514.70

And at the same rate of $0.75 per mg of estradiol

You would have

2,414,019.6mg of esterogen.

Or 11,606 years worth of estrogen at 4mg per week.

Again I am not responsible for international violations, thermodynamics or any other thing this violates. Do what you will with this information

I voted for Danny since the second he was announced. Day One. Every ranked game, every pub, every 3AM tilt session. I cried when Rat King got voted in first, I sobbed when Baba took second place, and I even wept in the shower when Solomon took third with his “strategist” chess master gist that mocked old men in Central Park. Danny was my guy. My explosive Jetpack test dummy. My himbo.

Then this fucking vote happens and I listen to his voice lines.

Maximillian Fairfax. That war crime committing, bald headed, American corporate bullshit motherfucker. The one who calls Danny “Deadman” while Danny calls him a visionary like he’s been worshipping at Fairfax’s feet since before he was born. And now I can’t stop thinking about it. The way Danny talks about him. The way he sings about the “visionary, an icon.” The way he swoons over testing new Fairfax inventions. You don’t say that shit about a guy who’s your boss. You say that shit about a guy who owns you in both body and mind like a sex slave.

And now it’s ruined.

I try to imagine myself with Danny and all I can picture is Maximillian’s BWC (Big Wage Cock) stretching him out so thoroughly that I’d basically be throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Like, what’s even left for me? He probably took that criminal trillionaire dick so deep he was floating with a limp in the next match. Meanwhile I’m over here with my average human equipment feeling like I’m showing up to North Ixia with a butter knife.

I can’t even look at his model the same way anymore. Every time he launches with his jet pack I’m just thinking about how Maximillian probably had him pinned in some alley behind the Baroness, skeletal hands on the walls, his thrusters twitching, that joyous little moan he does when he lands a Chimera Mk1 launch… except it’s not a Chimera Mk1. It’s Maximillian doing a money spread on his rectum so hard Danny’s Jetpack overheats mid-stroke.

I’m at work right now and I can’t focus. I’m just sitting there, staring at the screen, feeling genuinely cucked by a fictional trillionaire with a god complex. He was supposed to be mine. I put in the hours. I carried him through four rounds of voting. And Maximillian just strolls in and bottoms Danny out til he was air tight making his hip bones crack like a fat kid landing on his ass for the first time with his gold bar sized BWC (Big Wage Cock).

Fuck this shit I’m going back to maining Silver.

in 2006 game freak printed money to pay their workers after the boom of pokemon ruby sapphire and emerald which caused an inflation in the economy that followed the 2008/2009 economy boom for more information google "darkrai inflation" to know more since "darkrai" is a pokemon and will link to that very incident since that pokemon came in the next game pokemon diamond and pokemon pearl and eventually pokemon platinum.

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Exactly as the title says. Every night after my husband and son go to sleep, I microwave 2 bags of popcorn. I dump them into a big bowl one by one and season each layer with ranch popcorn seasoning. I have done this every single night for 5 years now. I plan my popcorn purchases based around the next time I will be grocery shopping, which is usually every other Tuesday when I take my son to his bi-weekly appointment. I also tend to keep an emergency stash of a few bags just in case I run out. Today, his appointment was canceled so my grocery trip has to be moved to Thursday when I have an appointment in the city. (We live 30 minutes away from the nearest grocery store so we plan grocery trips around when we will be in a larger town). I ran out of popcorn last night so I checked my emergency stash. The bag smelled awful when I removed the plastic. All of my emergency popcorn is expired. The only option in my town is a dollar store so I waited for my husband to go to sleep so I could sneak out and get more. I actually feel ashamed of myself because I literally could not go 2 nights without popcorn. I have no idea why I feel like I have to have it. I don’t have any other addictions and I’m not a food addict either. I cook all of our meals at home, rarely eat fast food, not big on junk food, average weight person. I don’t crave salt or have a sodium deficiency, I just can’t go a single night without popcorn.

ETA: I work in inpatient drug and alcohol treatment so I’m not using the term addiction jokingly/lightly.