r/circlejerkseattle • • 2d ago

Fact An inconvenient truth

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"honey, can you please put another blanket on the bed tonight? I'm a little bit cold"

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Jerked right out of the Washington sub because let's not interfere with our human caused climate change narrative that is increasing temperatures every day and the only solution is higher taxes which you should be happy to pay. Think of the children you'll be saving.


r/circlejerkseattle • • 3d ago

Public Seattle Announcement <-- # of WSF employees calling in sick tomorrow after the Seahawks loss

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r/circlejerkseattle • • 6d ago

Fact RIP Thick Hung Wong (1927 - 2015)

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r/circlejerkseattle • • 9d ago

Fact Commuting to work today with the mass ferry disruption

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r/circlejerkseattle • • 13d ago

Lost my pet coyote around downtown North Seattle

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His name is Ulf and I don’t have a phone picture because it takes away work from artist. No compensation for finding him though.


r/circlejerkseattle • • 27d ago

ZOMG Jimothy's last adventure of the summer

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r/circlejerkseattle • • 28d ago

Fact Macklemore has found a new tour to open for after being dropped by Ed Sheeran.

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r/circlejerkseattle • • Sep 15 '26

Fact I stand with Macklemore

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r/circlejerkseattle • • Aug 31 '26

Public Seattle Announcement Incoming: Mike's Law 2: Electric Boogaloo

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See OG Mike's Law here: HB 2320 WA State Legislature
You may remember me as "that guy that distributed firearm schematics on the capitol lawn" (July 2025), but don't do that anymore, because it's illegal now. Now I'm back with more controversy, this time with a functional Python software stack. Bets in the comments, on how long it takes our congress critters to make this phenomenon, illegal to think about, at home?


r/circlejerkseattle • • Aug 24 '26

Public Seattle Announcement SeattleWA's very own

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  1. "you dorks cant even touch my hours in the sim" / "fuck yeah i wanna see"
  2. Chutter Island

r/circlejerkseattle • • Aug 09 '26

took the bait, got the hate

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i had too much fun in seattleWA (it was the greatest hits - "nah, maybe we shouldn't euthanize all the homeless" and "maybe it's not katie wilson's fault your kids dont call you back" and "they aren't antifa, they're just not white") and went to bed.

now i woke up with negative 100 karma and that roguepumpkin guy keeps DMing "jimp up on my jimothy and lose that tail babygirl"


r/circlejerkseattle • • Aug 06 '26

Does it bug you that I'm better than you in every way? NIMBY queen

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r/circlejerkseattle • • Aug 05 '26

ZOMG BREAKING: Internet sensation Jimothy has passed away. β€œI hit him with my truck doing 115 and he fucking exploded.”

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r/circlejerkseattle • • Jul 28 '26

Public Seattle Announcement Seattle is the #1 dog lover city every year

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Maybe if we buy in bulk we can offset the evil orange man's tariffs? DM me on Blueski


r/circlejerkseattle • • Jul 22 '26

ZOMG How long until one of those furries tries to fuck Jimothy

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r/circlejerkseattle • • Jul 20 '26

ZOMG I hate raccoons.

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Jimothy this, jimothy that.... no, fuck you jimothy


r/circlejerkseattle • • Jul 17 '26

ZOMG ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!!

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r/circlejerkseattle • • Jun 22 '26

Sunset I see your true colors shining through. I see your true colors, and that's why I love you. So don't be afraid to let them show, your true colors. True colors are beautiful like a rainbow.

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r/circlejerkseattle • • Jun 10 '26

MRW when I keep getting banned from Seattle subreddits for talking about feeeemales

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r/circlejerkseattle • • Jun 03 '26

Legends of Cap Hill Capitol Hill this month

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r/circlejerkseattle • • Jun 01 '26

Never leaving Seattle

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r/circlejerkseattle • • May 27 '26

Legit Never leaving Seattle

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r/circlejerkseattle • • May 26 '26

I'm never leaving Seattle

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r/circlejerkseattle • • May 23 '26

ZOMG OMG I'm never leaving Seattle it's so quirky πŸ€ͺ

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r/circlejerkseattle • • May 09 '26

Honestly I don't care who this offends

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