r/BrandNewSentence • • Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence • • 27d ago

Mod notice: Polymarket and Friends, don’t be free advertising

246 Upvotes

Manufactured sentences from gambling and similar organisations that purely generate sentences to ‘go viral’ and to encourage sharing in subs like this, such as Polymarket, are prohibited and go against Rule 1.

Please, don’t give gambling websites free advertising. They earn more than enough money to pay for ads like everyone else and their content isn’t funny, it is a marketing department making it seem funny.

If you use Polymarket or any similar gambling services, please seek assistance from local gambling addiction support services. The house always wins.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

Caring ostrich.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

They meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

by being racist, this person accidentally implies that Chinese Adam & Eve would've beaten Satan

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 13h ago

Looks like a sex toy for an alien with a human fetish 👽

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 11h ago

EXCLUSIVE: Diddy's head injury is from a prison fight with Jamaican drug lord Dudus.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 20h ago

How many leeks does he need to stop being homophobic

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Stardew Valley be like:


r/BrandNewSentence • • 21h ago

I’d suck the last dick that was inside of you just to see what you taste like. NSFW

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 18h ago

If you find two ants in your kitchen, the best estimate of the total number of ants in your kitchen is not two

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

Nude barber who wears ‘pubic hair bikini’ dumps fiancé who demanded she get bigger boobs

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

I donated my grandpa’s bones to science and this is what they did to him

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 21h ago

going through a McDonald's drive thru on your hospital bed

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

"Code tamagotchi"

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Chess is a battle between two harems protecting their man

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1h ago

stop bookmarking my kitties very private and autistic toilet time

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

I saw an angel eat a child

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 14h ago

Ordered cleavage from an elderly Chinese waiter

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 17h ago

"Stand now or kneel forever, you grumbletonian milksops."

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 7h ago

Firefighters tell 65-year-old man to repent after his penis gets stuck in a PVC pipe.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

Just like Kelly Clarkson

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

Re-enacts the Kama Sutra with a sentient basket

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

"She’s just having a moon orgasm while taking her baby to his doom"

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

Bagging up wet dog mess and getting pricked through the bag by a coated thorn.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 36m ago

"I don't want free tittites, I want the money to go to mental health services.

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