r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 • 23h ago

At the end of every haircut they ask me if i want product in my hair to which i always reply "no i'm going home to shower anyway" bc hair in my shirt bothers me so much i have an assigned "haircut shirt" are there people getting haircuts and just going about their day??

0 Upvotes

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ReasonableBroccoli56 • 13h ago

"It’s impossible for me to get my intimate needs met in California"

23 Upvotes

From

https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/s/5bLCVambn3 and https://www.reddit.com/r/SanJose/s/lZyCGTBRdd

47 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/wildfandango • 5h ago

First case of teeth growing out of an eye socket – what you need to know about ‘ectopic teeth’

theconversation.com

2 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/YappinZappin • 2h ago

Sandahl Bergman ain't never lazy - though her character may be dead

0 Upvotes

Under a YT video comparing the Arnold's "Conan the Barbarian" with Jason's adaptation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc1faboQvKI

Spoiler alert - Arnold's classic Conan is wa-a-a-ay better!

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/UltimateArsehole • 20h ago

I'm gonna ratio you with my cat

5 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/sensitiveboi93 • 44m ago

“Idk how to say this but it looks like a sex toy for an alien with a human fetish”

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RealityVast8350 • 6h ago

I thought I saw a cloaca as it was being extracted

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15 Upvotes

🫪☹️

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 13h ago

[ Removed by Reddit ] NSFW

2.1k Upvotes

[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]

274 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 20h ago

"When the "Hit" is followed by "ler" then you get a pretty big fucking pass."

8 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Prof_Lego • 23h ago

"According to this economics book I have a low-end white boy name“

45 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LalafellDisaster • 22h ago

Vampire lesbian goth rock music

45 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/king0mar22 • 1h ago

I would lick fresh dog shit off of Makima's shoes

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Rustyudder • 14h ago

Pope's AI adviser warns Australia's copyright changes risk 'a new form of colonialism.'

4 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/CalibansCreations • 21h ago

"the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders"

221 Upvotes

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Consistent_Sail_2805 • 11h ago

If you find two ants in your kitchen, the best estimate of the total number of ants in your kitchen is not two

1.1k Upvotes

19 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DeusExWolf • 3h ago

EXCLUSIVE: Diddy's head injury is from a prison fight with Jamaican drug lord Dudus.

204 Upvotes

Tweet Link

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Radioactive_Rainbow_ • 41m ago

jerusalemware

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Specific-Mongoose-93 • 9h ago

"Stand now or kneel forever, you grumbletonian milksops."

88 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 • 23h ago

I saw an angel eat a child

1.6k Upvotes

31 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Purple-Weakness1414 • 9h ago

Seals are smoking the eel

509 Upvotes

31 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/lil_dweeby • 12h ago

How many leeks does he need to stop being homophobic

2.1k Upvotes

Stardew Valley be like:

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/PhoenixRoostBad • 22h ago

I donated my grandpa’s bones to science and this is what they did to him

3.0k Upvotes

81 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/fizzythinks • 6h ago

Ordered cleavage from an elderly Chinese waiter

30 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 13h ago

going through a McDonald's drive thru on your hospital bed

473 Upvotes

23 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Multiple-Bagels • 17h ago

Dogs are susceptible to the bouba-kiki effect

85 Upvotes

6 comments

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