r/BrandNewSentence • • Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence • • 27d ago

Mod notice: Polymarket and Friends, don’t be free advertising

246 Upvotes

Manufactured sentences from gambling and similar organisations that purely generate sentences to ‘go viral’ and to encourage sharing in subs like this, such as Polymarket, are prohibited and go against Rule 1.

Please, don’t give gambling websites free advertising. They earn more than enough money to pay for ads like everyone else and their content isn’t funny, it is a marketing department making it seem funny.

If you use Polymarket or any similar gambling services, please seek assistance from local gambling addiction support services. The house always wins.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

every morning at 8am i say 'hi' to claude from bed so when i sit to work at 11am my 5h limit resets in 2h

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 10h ago

"ex palantir | $3M MRR in 60 days"

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1h ago

Tracking her own nighttime erections with a techno tampon

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 17h ago

They meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 14h ago

by being racist, this person accidentally implies that Chinese Adam & Eve would've beaten Satan

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 5h ago

They cloned my credit card and used it in Barbados, and the only person from Barbados that I know is Rihanna.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

Spanish olive oil bottler is doing what?

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

it's like god jumpscaring you.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 54m ago

how sweet to see a young Jason with his pet machete—it's giving all the feels

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Looks like a sex toy for an alien with a human fetish 👽

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 14h ago

"Code tamagotchi"

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 22h ago

EXCLUSIVE: Diddy's head injury is from a prison fight with Jamaican drug lord Dudus.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 7h ago

South Korean boss jailed for shooting industrial air gun into Thai worker’s anus

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South Korean boss jailed for shooting industrial air gun into Thai worker’s anus


r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

How many leeks does he need to stop being homophobic

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Stardew Valley be like:


r/BrandNewSentence • • 1h ago

Climate change, a new accelerator of child marriage

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

If you find two ants in your kitchen, the best estimate of the total number of ants in your kitchen is not two

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

I’d suck the last dick that was inside of you just to see what you taste like. NSFW

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 7h ago

Mike Tyson Sued After Refusing to Teach Giant Talking Pigeon to Box

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 7h ago

Donkey kong **** hut NSFW

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 32m ago

"I've always known sponges to be inherently sexual."

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 12h ago

stop bookmarking my kitties very private and autistic toilet time

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

going through a McDonald's drive thru on your hospital bed

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

I donated my grandpa’s bones to science and this is what they did to him

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