r/biology • u/Dependent-Mistake350 • 1d ago

fun What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A POLAR BEAR

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u/exkingzog 1d ago

This implies the existence on non-polar bears.

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u/MyHutton 1d ago

And what about bipolar bears?

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u/exkingzog 1d ago

Also known as pandas.

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u/MyHutton 1d ago

And they say there is no black or white in life. Liars.

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 1d ago

The Tick cartoon pilot answered that. https://youtu.be/VqvitALivzE

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u/funguyshroom 1d ago

Every other type of bear?

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u/Dependent-Mistake350 1d ago

Since nobody appreciated my fsh joke, here’s another one 😄

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u/MyHutton 1d ago

We appreciate. Thanks

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u/cabronfavarito 1d ago

We appreciate it bro

We do.

Please, no more

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u/Puzzled_End8664 1d ago

A gummy bear?

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u/atomfullerene marine biology 1d ago

What kind of marine mammal carries an electric charge? A seal ion

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u/Hungry-Following5561 1d ago

They all will. Water is the universal solvent.

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u/TheDavianSea 1d ago

This made me laugh

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u/Bromelia_and_Bismuth botany 1d ago

I was going to guess Cocaine Bear.

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u/tedthedude 21h ago

Turdigrade. Next question?

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u/gutwyrming 1d ago

I hate that this made me laugh. Thank you.