r/baseball • u/_HGCenty Seattle Mariners • 14h ago

Players Only Dodgers' Alex Call blasts controversial Sydney Sweeney ad

https://www.thebiglead.com/dodgers-alex-call-sydney-sweeney-novig-commercial-soft-porn/

Since the last post about this got deleted because it contained a X screenshot, hopefully this one actually stays for comment.

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u/Bulky-Scheme-9450 13h ago

Colonoscopies: why he say fuck me for?

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u/darwinpolice Seattle Mariners 12h ago

I just love the Cologuard's commercial mascot is an anthropomorphized version of a box that you shit in. He's just this friendly little cube with arms and legs, and he seems awfully chipper and upbeat for someone who's about to get pooped in.

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u/jlrc2 Chicago White Sox 11h ago

The one I saw the other night had Cal Raleigh and Albert Pujols as spokesmen and they were not being subtle about the wordplay lmao

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u/darwinpolice Seattle Mariners 10h ago

PLEASE tell me Cal says you take a big dump in the box.