r/badMovies • • Apr 01 '24

[Mod Announcement] Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!

220 Upvotes

I'm guessing from the posts we've had today that a few of you sassy pants are beginning to notice there's a new mod team. With that in mind, and with the start of the first full month of our evil reign, I figured it was finally time to say hello from your new mods;

u/monkelus, and u/alternativebuzzbin.

We literally don't care if you skim our history, you'll learn very little and feel very dirty. What we do care about is keeping the focus of the sub tight; we're r/badmovies, not r/mediocre_moviez or r/movieshavegottoopc. Films here should be so bad they're good, as a reminder here's a snippet of the new rules to help you on your way:

  • Do not post movies you just didn't like or are completely unwatchable with no redeeming values
  • No posts of just titles/posters with no context. Likewise, no movies you haven't seen.

Eg:

  • Barbie - nope
  • Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - yes
  • Wishmaster - maybe
  • Leprechaun - yes

The films posted here should be the ones you enjoy despite themselves. Films that have entertainment value totally separate from what the original filmmakers intended, creating an almost transcendental, magical experience along the way. If that's not close to what you're thinking of posting, or you wouldn't recommend anyone else watching, you probably shouldn't be posting it. If you do, there's a high chance of removal.

Obviously, there's grey areas, but that's what discussions and mod chats are for. We're not actively evil, give us a shout with questions, we're friendly and, dare I say it, quite alluring.


r/badMovies • • Aug 08 '24

[Mod Announcement] I Have The Powerrrr.. To Update The Rules!

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217 Upvotes

As a safeguard, I'll start this with 'aloha', so that no matter whether you read it front to back, or back to front, your overall instant reaction of being annoyed at the new rules will be deadened by my laidback pseudo Hawaiian politeness.

As you might have guessed by the title, we're bringing a couple of new rules. They're nothing Earth shattering and no-one will have to do anything against their will, that's for a future update when I shift the focus away from bad movies onto my back garden harem. For now though:

  • New Rule One: Too Much of Good/Bad Thing: or, the Double Dragon rule.

No reposting a movie within 30 days of its most recent post by any user. If you're a time traveller this includes posting it within the 30 days prior to it being posted last.

New Rule Two: Low Hanging Fruit.

This'll basically end up being the new blacklist, which was scrapped when we took over a few months back. You see a post, think it's too much of an easy target or low quality karma farming, report it to us and we'll open up a discussion whether it should be added to the list. Engagement, yay!

None of this is for gatekeeping purposes, it's just to keep things fresh, well that and I've started to believe one of you guys actually is one of the Sluts and Godesses who frequents the Video Workshop.

Better sign off with 'aloha' to make that first bit make sense.


r/badMovies • • 6h ago

Sci-Fi Carnosaur

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68 Upvotes

This movie was terrible, but we rented it at our local video store all the time and loved every dumb second of it.


r/badMovies • • 5h ago

Action Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance Official Trailer

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They made a sequel to this movie!! 25 years after cop Joe marshall returns from a self imposed exile to reunite with his cop partner from the first film Frank Washington and kick some ass!!

And away we go!

Basically this movie accepts that it's campy and just embraces it... if the first film appeals to you and youre in the niche tommy wiseau fanclub... this is the film for you

This movie is ridiculous and knows it ahah which is why its...

Rewatchable??

Or doesnt hit the highs of the first film


r/badMovies • • 17h ago

Boobalicious Witch Academy (1995). 3 sorority sisters, well into their 30s, humiliate a nerdy pledge. But the devil (Robert Vaughn) turns the nerd into a bodacious babe! A Fred Olen Ray joint featuring: Priscilla Barnes, Suzanne Ager, Ruth Collins, Michelle Bauer, Don Dowe and Jay Richardson. NSFW

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124 Upvotes

A super dumb but entertaining "bottle" movie (takes place in one location) with the not so secret special ingredient of occasional boobs. There are no witches in this movie, nor is it set at an academy. Barnes and Richardsons performances are brief but fun. Random car shout out to the Honda Civic wagon.


r/badMovies • • 5h ago

Sci-Fi Without Warning 1980 BluRay Horror Sci Fi Thriller Suspense

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The Most Dangerous Game meets aliens(not the movie). Ranges from tedium to laugh out loud stupidity, it is sad to see the amount of veteran actors being in this turd. Most painful is Ralph Meeker, barely having any dialogue, making what would be his final film appearance. I heard his appearance was a favor to him because he suffered a stroke so the producer gave a bit part in this movie. One of my favorite chuckle worthy moments is when Jack Palance charges at the ET and screams "ALIEN!". I know people have claimed that this inspired the future creation of Predator but I doubt it. Human hunting goes all the way back at least to the film I mentioned before, The Most Dangerous Game from 1932 so to throw in an alien isn't really taxing one's imagination. Check it out if you want a good laugh!


r/badMovies • • 11h ago

Sci-Fi I got a tattoo of Sharktopus from Sharktopus, Sharktopus vs Whalewolf and Sharktopus vs Pteracuda

18 Upvotes

Do you have any movie tattoos as well? :)


r/badMovies • • 2h ago

Horror What are Your Best B-Movie TV Finds?

2 Upvotes

It was about ten-years ago that I stumbled upon B-Movie TV on Roku. Since it's 24-hour streaming and they don't seem to post a programming list anywhere, loading the channel is a bit of a roulette wheel. You might stumble on a women in prison film, maybe an unknown noir, some goofy sci-fi from the 80s that never got a theater release.

I think one of the best I came across was a horror movie called Dream Demon (hence why I picked the horror thread flair). I love incoherent horror movies and horror movies that have a dream element, such as Beyond Dream's Door and Nightwish, as the dream mechanic adds to the surrealness and incoherence of the plot. Hence, Dream Demon stood out to me. Spoiler alert: There's no actual Dream Demon, no Freddie stalking anyone's dreams. Instead, the dreams are more like mind fucks. But there are scenes of decapitation via literal bitch slaps. Also, a scene with one of the protagonists authoritarian artist father accidently setting himself on fire while he has her tied up as an angel as some sort of strange art piece is absolutely terrifying and goes on way longer than a modern horror movie would.


r/badMovies • • 16h ago

Horror Looking for very obscure 90s VHS nasties

7 Upvotes

There's one in particular, I remember the box art had something to do with mouths (not braindead) and on the back there was some creature with metal spiky teeth, almost like something you'd see in hellraiser, I thought it was the dentist or the dentist 2 and while they do look quite similar, it's not them

I'm going purely off memory from spending hours looking in blockbuster horror sections as a kid around 1999

I know for sure it was a straight to video b movie

Edit: These are all really good suggestions, unfortunately it's still not the one. Another thing I can remember is the movie looked very Hell related and the man with metal spiky teeth almost looked like a fat cenobite. The actual front cover almost looked exactly the same as The Dentist

Though some VHS covers were region specific, this was in Australia


r/badMovies • • 1d ago

Thriller In the middle point of the venn diagram of “boring” and “uncomfortable”, this movie firmly plants its roots.

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72 Upvotes

r/badMovies • • 1d ago

Comedy Excited to show you my defense of Death Nurse (1987)

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I have always love bad movies. Long ago it was to mock them, but in my heart I knew that I truly did love them. I had always wanted to create a youtube show that allowed me to show that if you look at it a certain way, they're actually works of art.

If this isn't allowed delete of course, but if not, allow me to show you in my low fi public access way why Death Nurse IS what the doctor ordered!


r/badMovies • • 13h ago

Horror What are some of the worst movies ?

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I know that The Asylum and Quiver( not so much Quiver as so The Asylum) are notorious for making bad movies but I want BAD movie recommendations even if they are by those companies. I mean give me some real dumpster fires.

They don’t even need to be horror. Either horror, action, thriller or suspense. I didn’t mention comedy because they’re all going to end up being comedies.


r/badMovies • • 1d ago

Comedy The Stalked by my Doctor series

23 Upvotes

Am halfway through episode 3. Episode 1 was great...2 a bit obvious and 3 ( the Patients Revenge) cant stop laughing. Dont you love the Singing and dancing in The patients Revenge which I am half through?......don't know if I can cope with 2 more episodes though.! Question I keep asking..... What happened to Roger in episode 2? Must admit....a very daring experiment by Eric Roberts!!!! Great for a real laugh.🤪🤩


r/badMovies • • 2d ago

Action Original Theatrical Trailer | The Amazing Captain Nemo | Warner Archive

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Yes, yet another craptacular Irwin Allen Production. The Return of Captain Nemo aka The Amazing Captain Nemo is, in fact, a failed attempt at launching a new TV series. Basically, Allen repackaged Voyage To The Bottom of The Sea and created underwater Star Wars. One of the most ridiculous things about this film/mini-series is crabby little Burgess Meredith as the villainous Professor Cuttingham. He is supposed to be a mad scientist with android henchmen and futuristic submarine technology yet he is dressed like a small town librarian. Really sad to see Jose Ferrer, a great actor, reduced to prostituting himself for this garbage. He gives Nemo dignity but it is incredibly hard to maintain given the lousy dialogue, ridiculous costumes, and chintzy production value. Funny, Allen absolutely refused to acknowledge the influence of Star Wars in theaters yet on TV, he blatantly rips it off.


r/badMovies • • 2d ago

Action Fans of bad movies and Carrie Fisher? The Time Guardian 1987

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Australian movie with Tom Burlinson (man from snowy river). Cross between the terminator and a festering turd.

Came up on my prime account in Australia. On behalf of the country I apologise.


r/badMovies • • 2d ago

Horror The Changer, aka The Nostril Picker (1993) Tubi. A loner gooner transmorgifies into a girl to kill highschool girls. Super low budget, shot in Pontiac, Michigan with a proto John Waters vibe. The montage where he's trying to fit in as the new girl, set to the hit song "Schoolin'" is chef's kiss.

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108 Upvotes

Some IMDb review titles: "Possibly the worst film I have ever seen", " Is this a joke?", "Gross", and "brilliant!!!".


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Comedy Jack Frost in space?

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96 Upvotes

NASA’s Instagram account posted this picture and I couldn’t unsee it


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Horror Ever wondered what Pumpkinhead would be like if it was made in someone's backyard with a teenage fast food employee's salary, random people from the neighborhood as "actors" and had all the special effects brought from a pop-up Halloween store?

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144 Upvotes

AND with the concept of pacing and editing/cohesion thrown out the window? I'm not sure why you'd want that but hey, this one's for you! Fun fact, this pile of Halloween candy flavored barf has (or is getting) a sequel in case you Jackers out there needed more jackin' time :(


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Action Tarzan in Manhattan (1989) starring future weight loss cult co leader Joe Lara, Tarzan wanders around Manhattan with his annoying pet monkey to rescue his pet cheetah from the evil Dr. Jan Michael Vincent, who puts in as much effort and commitment as he always does

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101 Upvotes

I found out about this movie while doing a bit of a deep dive on Gwen Shamblin, and man am I glad I did! And the fact that the movie plays it's dumb premise entirely straight (except for the "comedic relief" moments with the monkey) just makes it all so much better


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Action So enjoyably bad, with some of the worst miniature shots ive ever seen.

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74 Upvotes

The editing, the sound, the "special" effects, the acting, oh man this is a lot of fun


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Horror Full Moon Entertainment - a Tradition of Schlock

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8 Upvotes

My childhood was full of these features. Puppet Master was a big part of it. My most recent film watch was Piranha Women, which was great (and short). Tons of cheesey gems and Tubi delivers indeed.


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Horror The Filmjitsu bad-movie pod just tackled Dee Snider's Strangeland for their annual Halloween series kick-off and it fares better than many would think!

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22 Upvotes

r/badMovies • • 4d ago

Thriller Sunday Drive-In at the 420 Grindhouse - Opening w/ Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow, Blood from the Mummy's Tomb, & Sex & Fury. Prime Time of Dead Heat, Deadly Eyes, & Deadly Mile High Club. Closing w/ Scarecrows, Damaged Disciples, & Bloodbath At The House of Death.

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11 Upvotes

r/badMovies • • 4d ago

Horror Looking for more examples of my favorite low-budget maneuver

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92 Upvotes

I love when they just let a local band fill runtime. Any more suggestions would be greatly appreciated


r/badMovies • • 4d ago

Thriller In Pursuit (2000) - Daniel Baldwin, Claudia Schiffer and Coolio with some interesting chemistry and hammy acting that make this legal thriller barely watchable.

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54 Upvotes