r/adhdmeme • • 2d ago

Ask me about my hyperfixations

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u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 2d ago

My word count decreases exponentially in proportion to amount of ppl in the room

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u/gleeble 2d ago

Canned/practiced answers to questions only!

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u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 2d ago

At parties ppl are like, "hi nice to meet you what's your name?" and I say "we're never going to meet again it doesn't matter"

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u/estellebestgirl 2d ago

You could give a random name every time so everyone's all confused about who they're trying to talk about if any of your names come up later.

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u/Mertoot 2d ago

Let's be real, nobody will bother talking about us