My ideas:

Imperials: Garlic, marinara, and parmesan cheese

Redguards: Watermelons, purple Kool-Aid, and KFC

Bretons: Frog legs and escargot

Nords: Bratwurst and sauerkraut

Skyrim belongs to the Nords. Hit the bricks Farmer.

So two weeks ago I (Dunmer 28m) came home to find an orange short haired, big eyed little critter curled up in my chair. We both stared each other down for 10 minutes until my wife walked in and explained that she found him with matted fur, covered in soot and scared underneath the bridge in the middle of the city. She proceeded to take him home, wash him, and brushed his fur and plopped him on my chair. (I am very territorial btw)

Anyway, over the past two weeks I am positive I've seen him opening our cabinets, getting into our food and sleeping on all of my clothes. Now I know this sounds like typical cat behavior. But I swear he is just pulling the wool over my wifes eyes.

Am I over reacting? Any tips to catch him in his act of deception? How can I convince my wife that he's taking advantage of her kindness?

M'aiq imagines this is how every Imperial spends their time.

If anyone has played the mod Dra’Vashai comes from then you know just how cute and adorable he is

No one even performed the Black Sacrament this time, the Night Mother just got tired of seeing Arquen's face.