(Mixed trope) ridiculous plot/story

[u/Alternative_Turn8863]

Cripple wolf- a crippled Vietnam veteran who is unaware he's a werewolf goes on a massive passenger plane dedicated to fetishes. He accidentally turns into a feral werewolf that slaughters hundreds of people and fights a superhero with the punching force of a panzer lll and turns multiple people including a baby into werewolf's, he runs people over and other shenanigans. It's a hilarious short story that's worth checking out.

Ass goblins of Auschwitz- ass goblins invade kidland a relatively peaceful planet full of kids. The MCs are conjoined twins who along with other kids are turned into slaves to make food, bicycles, cider and alot more out of dead kids. The conjoined twins are experimented on to become more monstrous in appearance. IMO this book sucks but has a bat shit insane story with the ass goblins wanting to gain childhood since they're all born adults and are jealous of the kids innocents and happiness.

[u/Stegoshark]

Even for an isekai this is a ridiculous concept

[u/DescriptionFancy420 → u/Stegoshark]

I like that at one point the vending machine basically gets asked to add condoms to its wares.

[u/Kater5551StarsAbove → u/DescriptionFancy420]

I must have not gotten to that point yet because I don't remember that 0_0

[u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 → u/Stegoshark]

Can you please tell me what's the story, I genuinely want to know what happens in there and what does the main character... DO. But I'm not brave enough to pick it up

[u/No_Dragonfruit_1833 → u/ijustwanttoaskaq123]

He transforms into different vending machines, and the japanese have them for any product imaginable, so he can provide all kinds of foods, farmacy, gas, ice, water, all super handy

He can also make a forcefield, but all is powered by coins

The main girl has super strengh so she can carry him around, and the extra weight makes her better balanced

So they team up to keep delving deeper into the dungeon, while providing wares for all safepoints along the way, they say they can get a wish at the deepest part

[u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 → u/No_Dragonfruit_1833]

Jesus christ

[u/mewfour123412 → u/ijustwanttoaskaq123]

Guy turned into a vending machine. His life force is powered by coins

As long as he bought it from a vending machine he can stock it