(Mixed trope) ridiculous plot/story

[u/Alternative_Turn8863]

Cripple wolf- a crippled Vietnam veteran who is unaware he's a werewolf goes on a massive passenger plane dedicated to fetishes. He accidentally turns into a feral werewolf that slaughters hundreds of people and fights a superhero with the punching force of a panzer lll and turns multiple people including a baby into werewolf's, he runs people over and other shenanigans. It's a hilarious short story that's worth checking out.

Ass goblins of Auschwitz- ass goblins invade kidland a relatively peaceful planet full of kids. The MCs are conjoined twins who along with other kids are turned into slaves to make food, bicycles, cider and alot more out of dead kids. The conjoined twins are experimented on to become more monstrous in appearance. IMO this book sucks but has a bat shit insane story with the ass goblins wanting to gain childhood since they're all born adults and are jealous of the kids innocents and happiness.

[u/Venti_the_snail]

u/The-Paranoid-Android give me SCP-9787

[u/Tasty-Complaint-6437 → u/Venti_the_snail]

Begin Log]
The officer approaches the vehicle, knocking on the window. The SCP-9787 instances lower the driverside window. The interior of the car is covered in SCP-9787 instances.
Buzzing.
Officer: Good evening to you too. Do you know how fast you were going?
Buzzing. The SCP-9787 instances inside the vehicle begin flying in circles around the driver's seat.
Officer: Regardless, you were exceeding the speed limit.
Anxious buzzing. The officer adjusts his bodycam.
Officer: License and registration, please.
Dejected buzzing. Several SCP-9787 instances slowly open the glovebox and hand the officer a driver's license and several papers including their registration and insurance.
The officer hands the papers back.
Officer: Right. You weren't going too fast and there aren't many people on the road this late, so I'll issue a warning. Please watch your speed on the road in the future.
Apologetic buzzing. The window begins to roll up. The officer writes in a notepad before taking two steps back.
Officer: Wait a fucking second.
The window stops rising. The officer rubs his eyes.
Officer: Sir, could you step out of the vehicle for me, please? Muttered: It's not that late. What the hell?
The door opens. The officer takes three steps back.
Officer: Jesus Christ!
Inquisitive buzzing.
Officer: No, you're not in trouble. Just… Uh, good night. Drive… safe?
Affirmative buzzing. The door slams and the Honda Civic drives away.
Officer: What the fuck?
The bodycam turns off.
[End Log]

Long time since i read an article so good, i need to go back to the wiki soon

[u/Venti_the_snail → u/Tasty-Complaint-6437]

I love to tell my coworkers these stories, and yes i didnt start them in the shallow side that is series one. They get things like 3125, 7999, and The End of Death all the time.

[u/Tasty-Complaint-6437 → u/Venti_the_snail]

God 7999 it’s so fucking good, i gotta read ur again soon

[u/Venti_the_snail → u/Tasty-Complaint-6437]

Planning on making a post about it here. I need more examples of "this is not a happy story, but there is happiness to be found here"