(Mixed trope) ridiculous plot/story

[u/Alternative_Turn8863]

Cripple wolf- a crippled Vietnam veteran who is unaware he's a werewolf goes on a massive passenger plane dedicated to fetishes. He accidentally turns into a feral werewolf that slaughters hundreds of people and fights a superhero with the punching force of a panzer lll and turns multiple people including a baby into werewolf's, he runs people over and other shenanigans. It's a hilarious short story that's worth checking out.

Ass goblins of Auschwitz- ass goblins invade kidland a relatively peaceful planet full of kids. The MCs are conjoined twins who along with other kids are turned into slaves to make food, bicycles, cider and alot more out of dead kids. The conjoined twins are experimented on to become more monstrous in appearance. IMO this book sucks but has a bat shit insane story with the ass goblins wanting to gain childhood since they're all born adults and are jealous of the kids innocents and happiness.

[u/Mysterious_Math_1204]

A tribe of Aztecs living in a remote valley in Mexico in the 16th century worship and make homage to a pair of living Tyrannosaurus rex (Aztec Rex)

[u/Raulgoldstein → u/Mysterious_Math_1204]

If I remember right there’s a priest, a conquistador, and a beautiful Aztec woman. They’re hiding from the T. rex in a big tree when the conquistador and the woman start talking about their feelings. The conquistador asks the priest to officiate their marriage so they can go bang in another part of the tree, all the while the T. rex is looking for an opening. Sorry there’s no punchline, that’s just what happens in the movie lol

[u/Mysterious_Math_1204 → u/Raulgoldstein]

Father Gria, Sergeant Cortes and Ayacoatl!!! Yes I'm a saddo who LOVES these low budget creature movies!