The extremely small print loophole.

[u/GhostBoyJames]

SpongeBob SquarePants-Pickles:If a customer is unsatisfied with their order (such as claiming a Krabby Patty is missing its pickles), they are entitled to a $2.00 full refund. Bubble Bass uses this guarantee by falsely claiming SpongeBob forgot the pickles on his complex order.

The Middle-Heck on a Hard Body:Sue Heck enters an endurance contest at Ehlert Motors where contestants must keep their hand on a car to win it, only to learn after winning that the prize was actually a trip to Disney World.

[u/Randomgold42]

I'm probably (definitely) dating myself here, but does anyone else remember 8-Bit Theater? And Thief's super ultra fine print? Oh, by the way you owe him a quarter just for reading it.

[u/Evil_Midnight_Lurker → u/Randomgold42]

Sword-chucks, yo.