r/StretchedCirclejerk • • 23d ago

this post is shocking/extreme Idk if this fits here but

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Maybe I'm just crazy but 💀


r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Sep 12 '26

Healthiest lobes I’ve ever seen 😍 NSFW Spoiler

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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP83DT2dR/

(No but seriously these gotta be the worse lobes I’ve ever seen in my life)


r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Sep 05 '26

Yeah guys never deadstretch! If you don’t use tapers what are you even doing??

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TikTok comments 💔 not me btw


r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Aug 31 '26

material discussion. New custom tunnels!

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Can't wait to get them!

My gauges are only a 0 right now, but I wanted to make sure I had them in time.

Do you guyz think I can stretch big enough by the end of the year?


r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Aug 17 '26

wearing fake gold in an infected/fresh piercing. wcgw

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r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Aug 02 '26

this post is shocking/extreme What a great idea!!!!! Let's stretch to the biggest possible size with tapers immediately after a piercing!!!! 🤡 NSFW Spoiler

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All jokes aside.... This is incredibly dangerous and irresponsible. Like wtf

  1. Using taper after taper to stretch as big as possible immediately

  2. Using mystery metal

  3. Putting a clicker in immediately

  4. Being this fucking stupid and posting for likes

Nicely done! Bravo! Magnificent youuuuuu FUCKING idiot

EDIT TO ADD

I don't have this in the photos, but there was blood and tears. Like how would anyone think this is ok!?!?

I reported the video but we'll see if FB gives a shit

EDIT TO ADD It has been brought to my attention that occasionally piercers will stretch once immediately after stretching. I don't know much about that specific practice because i was pierced at 12g and not stretched right away.


r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jul 30 '26

ohfuckguysireallyfuckedup I stretched from 2mm to 18mm in 2 days is this a blowout?

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r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jul 30 '26

is rly sterch? Why would I buy these when my ears already look like this naturally?

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112 Upvotes

I mean come on! I’m already rocking gaping butthole ears!


r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jul 16 '26

Are these double flares good?

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r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jul 13 '26

[Edit this flair] Pen caps are so expensive

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Hey guys

My goal size is 20mm but I'm so broke that all I can afford is the caps of pens. Piercing is just way to expensive for me to bother doing it safely. Recently, my local craft store caught me stealing the caps from the pens. They knew it was me because of my lobes. I had to put some back. Doesn't matter, I'm on the next size anyway. Even if they are still hurt and swollen

Does anyone have any alternatives? I'm thinking my old metal straws could be good or maybe the tops of perfume bottles,

Can you guys validate my choices that are objectively irrational?

/sarcasm


r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jul 13 '26

ughhh guysss??,,,, I need help plz.... thx XD magnetic ear weights stuck shut

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photo for reference - i think the magnets shifted and now they wont open. what do i even do 😭 (im willing to break the jewelry idc)


r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jul 10 '26

What size is this?

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r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jul 06 '26

orifices be warned some jojoba will fix this, right? NSFW

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10mm stretched with premium quality acrylic. may have gone a little fast but I need to be at 25mm by the end of this year. Any advice?


r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jul 03 '26

just found these fun tapers at a nearby souvenir shop! ❤️

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r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jul 01 '26

ughhh guysss??,,,, I need help plz.... thx XD Blowout NSFW

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r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jun 28 '26

self-jerk Finally to my goal size 1/2inch. Only took me a week. NSFW

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r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jun 20 '26

just gotta massage with jojoba oil for a couple days NSFW

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r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jun 17 '26

6g in one month but since my lobes don’t look like some of the “need help” posts in here I CAN’T be doing anything wrong right? Guys???

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r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jun 15 '26

self-jerk I hit 5 goal sizes today

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I have 7 stretched piercings. Due to my ears (3 in each) having a very angry reaction whenever I am exposed to mold, (very allergic, mold allergies are *weird*) I had to downsize my ears. And yes, I did wake up and tear apart my kitchen until I found it. I am a literal human mold detector. Anyway, 2 of them in each ear are now back at my goal sizes today. Didn't even really feel it when I stretched them. Yay. Back at most of my goal sizes!

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My septum was... I. Saw. God. I don't believe in God, but I saw him. I wondered if I was going to pass out tbh. 2g was my goal size, and as of today, I have hit it.

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Anyway, it's a few hours later, and I no longer have a constant snot drip, but I can feel the stretch in my teeth. Is that normal?


r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jun 14 '26

you insolent welp! nooo grandma don’t stretch with tapers :(

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r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jun 11 '26

is rly sterch? Found my new goal size 😍

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r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jun 10 '26

orifices be warned Wife came home with automatic center punch from work

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Asking her to do my conch for me so I can immediately get a 6g without having to spend months stretching or go to an expensive reputable piercer 😳 Wish me luck!


r/StretchedCirclejerk • • Jun 07 '26

how can i deal with this?

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r/StretchedCirclejerk • • May 31 '26

ughhh guysss??,,,, I need help plz.... thx XD Is this a blowout?

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r/StretchedCirclejerk • • May 28 '26

This seller on AliExpress thinks that these are for putting inside of your ear.

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