r/Steam • u/FartFrog789 • 13d ago
Discussion My roommate is going to kill me
I just gifted him these.
I just heard him yell WTF?!
I don't want to alarm anybody, but I think he's here in the comments
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u/MmmBrainzzz1 13d ago
Classic "I sent these to my friend for lulz" (but also have them hidden in my library)
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u/FartFrog789 13d ago
nah I have WAY weirder stuff in mine m ^_^ like a creature collector called "Spirit Valley" or a Slay the Spire-like game called "Take Me to the Dungeon" I like games that are a play on or a parody of something. Also a lot of VNs
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u/misssa_cz fluff 13d ago
Spirit Valley is pokĆ©mon but with monster girls, pretty fun if ur bored š
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u/ParthProLegend 13d ago
Compared to the other non-pokemon poleball throwing game which got v 1.00, how is it?
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u/Renamis 13d ago
Is "Take Me to the Dungeon" fun if you don't care about the NSFW stuff?
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u/yodaisnotacat 13d ago
second opinion here.
It's actually pretty cool. NSFW content is just an added bonus since it's not entirely built around it.
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u/Renamis 13d ago
Oh good. NSFW content tends to just be funny to me, so as long as it's built to be a solid game and not just a porn vector I'm good for it.
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u/yodaisnotacat 13d ago
I think you'll probably like it then. Afaik you can turn off the NSFW content anyways. It's kinda progressive, so you'll see it as you play the game more, but most of it's just mild stuff until after you beat each "boss"
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u/Renamis 13d ago
Even better! Usually the games that give you the option to turn it off trust the game on the merits, so looks like I'll pick it up.
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u/F1ykR 13d ago
The card resource system is pretty well made since every time you shuffle your deck in a dungeon, you have to exhaust a card. As a result, you have to manage the length and number of combat encounters since you can lose a run by having no cards to play.
To make up for it, you can stack buffs/abilities onto cards to make them more potent, or use cards that grant effects when you exhaust them.
Overall, you get a game with more focus on creating well thought out strategies and a solid amount of content to work through. Thereās mild grinding to get certain upgrades, but you can beat everything without it. Iād recommend it having played Slay the Spire, Balatro, and a bunch of other card based games/roguelites.
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u/FartFrog789 13d ago
i like it better than slay the spire and not because of the nsfw stuff but because I find it a little more challenging
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u/Renamis 13d ago
Huh, might have to check it out. I have a large queue (just got cyberpunk after all these years...) but it probably would be worth a look. Cheers.
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u/AdvancedCryspy 13d ago
He's saving them for later so you two can play together š„¹ so wholesome
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u/LongOdd1596 13d ago
Co-op will get a whole new meaningĀ
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u/OkBad7998 13d ago
Goon battle sounds amazing, I would pay to watch
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u/Navy_Groundhog 13d ago
For the pro level of this, wait until a friend needs a game for you two to play together, send them the game... And whatever the biggest cheapest degenerate bundle you're willing to.
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u/FartFrog789 13d ago
Yeah our PCs are widely different, I have a 4060 and he has a former office mini pc. We couldn't even play super Battle golf together
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u/randomguy301048 https://s.team/p/dtqv-kmw 13d ago
Man I would definitely hate if these showed up in my library. Oh man that would make me so mad, like so mad. I don't know what I would do if I got sent games like this
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u/therealheffalump 13d ago
make sure to drop your steam friend code so that we know exactly who not to gift these games to
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u/Narrow-Vermicelli-19 12d ago
Nice seeing the old dota comments in ur Profile I remember when u could get those Keys xD
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u/ghostmin215 13d ago
Son, WHAT is this picture lmao
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u/AluminiumSandworm 13d ago
that appears to be shaq in in a bra and panties doing the timeout symbol
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u/Dapper_Magpie 12d ago
I would get mad because most of these either probably just consist of women or are basic soulless slop, at least one of them is very obviously ai. If you're gonna gift me porn games it better be goongem.
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u/gambit700 13d ago
Why is the "My Futa Girlfriend" sountrack more than the game?
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u/Galko655 12d ago
Blame music industry. To have higher standards, than other media. From having higher priority on copyright claims, despite being licensed in a movie or a game. To making sure each movie or game, mandatory to have pricy soundtrack, just to have significant cut of the sales.
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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 13d ago
Now hold on everyone, they are getting a soundtrack
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u/FartFrog789 13d ago
THANK YOU! See what a good roommate I am?
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u/xrayspex73 13d ago
The soundtrack cost more than the game. I do find it funny you were like "Ah fuck it, throw in the soundtrack too..."
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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 13d ago
As a guy who loves to collect videogame soundtracks (have for quite a bit of time now), very much you are!
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u/Qzyro 13d ago
Don't forget to gift Genital Jousting too and get it yourself to play together
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u/GambAntonio 13d ago
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u/duckforceone 13d ago
try posting that one on facebook.... i get put on suicide watch when i do that...
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u/TeloYT 12d ago
I hate that you can't buy NSFW games in Germany. Of course I'd just want to send them tona friend as a joke. No other reason.
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u/RudeTechie 12d ago
Yeah, I have a close friend on Steam and we do this for 10+ years. We both have the most atrocious NFSW games on platform.
Dude just gifted me this last week.
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u/molotovCOCTAIL5 12d ago
Of course the top reviews have more than a 100 hours in 𤣠one even has +2000 š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/LordByron_RS 12d ago
Use a VPN to change your account country to a different one in the EUR region or create a new account with the VPN. Then you can gift the games to your main account.
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u/Johanno1 12d ago
The Swiss don't have such weird regulations.
On a side note, you can gift games to Germans with a Swiss account.
On another side note. In PayPal you can add a second adress and use the same PayPal for multiple steam accounts with different regions.
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u/ThinGold2115 13d ago
95% of problems, could be fixed is people just masturbated before decision making.
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u/theNewpicasso 12d ago
I would argue that games like this get made because the dev masturbated too much
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u/NavyDragons 12d ago
my friend group did this to my roommate a couple years ago, he was sleeping an excessive amount of time and we were all waiting for him after a night where he stayed up way too long. the task was to find the craziest weirdest mode degenerative or terrible adult content game you could find for under 5 dollars. he woke up to 8 porn titles in his library(one of our friends did not understand the assignment and send him a 60 dollar title that was basically just an AMV of hardcore scenes). after he woke up and we all had a good laugh he came back days later with his first of several in detail exhaustive review of each title. which then read in a dramatic reading for the group
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u/Various-Shirt1392 13d ago
I think the reason he yelled āWTFā was because you gave him the soundtrack from āMy Futa Girlfriend.ā
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u/SatisfactionSpecial2 13d ago
What if you try to gift, and it says "they already own this"?
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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 13d ago
It allows you to try to gift something they already own, and doesn't tell you they own it. The recipient can either decline the gift or let it expire.
I guess it's so gifting can't be used to find out if someone who keeps their library hidden has a particular game?
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u/a1zombieslayer1 12d ago
Im pretty sure it still tells you they own it if they have that specific game set on public. It did for my buddy who tried to get me a couple dlc's i already had
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u/Iwritemynameincrayon 13d ago
I uhhh... was looking at the hours played... You ok over there? Do we need to send help or more lube?
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u/FartFrog789 13d ago
I'm on a budget and only used leftover steam credit, I still have a penny left
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u/rarexair 13d ago
12k+ hours for each of those games is absolute insanity work. Seek help and a job brother.
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u/Kayiko_Okami 13d ago
There's a Furry Hitler dating simulator on steam.
I only know because friends are morons.
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u/FartFrog789 13d ago
i think i bought him that one already
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u/FartFrog789 13d ago
sorry no I bought him a different mustache man game "Skibidi Jeffrey: I want to cum inside Femboy Hitler"
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u/ILikeTreesMan 13d ago
Wtf did you just write. Like actually. Let's just take a second and read what the fuck you just wrote.
What are we doin? Someone made that? Someone sat down and named something that and then made that?
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u/1Estel1 13d ago
You're paying money to AI slop makers
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u/atomic-succubus 13d ago
the my [blank] is a futa/femboy series predates effective AI code.
so at least one of these is genuine human made goon material
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u/SirGamer247 12d ago
Officially, he yelled wtf in surprised. Unofficially he graciously accepted and is ordering a Do Not Disturb sign for his door
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u/Mission_Culture_1019 12d ago
my futa girlfriend soundtrack more expensive than base game that shit better be fent in audio form
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u/RandomEasternGuy 12d ago
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u/JukkaETC 11d ago
I ask the obvious questions: why is the futa girlfriend soundtracks more expensive than the futa girlfriend game?
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u/sgt_backpack 13d ago
Oh it says furry. I thought it was "funny whores". That sounds awesome.
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u/AlienKinkVR 13d ago
Be the change you want to see in the world. Become a dev and revolutionize gaming.
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u/Mundialito301 12d ago
I don't want to alarm anybody, but I think he's here in the comments
HE COULD BE YOU, HE COULD BE ME...
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u/Bennoelman Gaming Furry 13d ago
"Furry whores"
looks inside
Cat girl
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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u/Andynonymous303 11d ago
Soundtrack costs more than the game?
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u/Linmizhang 11d ago
Sometimes it is porn games that have the best music.
Baldrsky 2010 used to be a porn hentai game but the story, music, and gameplay especially was so damn good they took away the porn and sold it again on steam for like 10x the price
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u/InsigniaDarkMaster 12d ago
Bro, dismissing My Futa Girlfriendācurrently sitting at a budget-god price point of $0.59āas "shovelware" is literally peak mid-take Reddit behavior. Y'all are just telling on yourselves for having zero media literacy. We are looking at a literal watershed moment in gaming, an absolute titan of design that doesn't just deserve GOTY; it demands we burn down the Game Awards and start over.
AAA studios will throw $300M and five years of dev crunch at photorealistic mocap just to make a generic sadness simulator, while My Futa Girlfriend strips away the corporate bloat to give us pure, unadulterated narrative soul. The title alone is a masterclass in deconstructing modern intimacy. While The Last of Us asked if love could survive an apocalypse, this game asks if love can transcend the very boundaries of traditional character designāand it does it for literally less than a pack of gum.
And don't even get me started on the auditory storytelling. The devs dropping the My Futa Girlfriend Soundtrack separately for $0.69 is the single most galaxy-brain move in industry history. Pricing the OST higher than the base game ($0.59 vs $0.69) isn't a cash grab, you uncultured casualsāit's an economic performance piece asking: is sound more real than sight? Itās a sonic tapestry that unironically clears Hans Zimmer.
The gameplay? Pure peak. No bloated 80-hour Ubisoft map filled with 500 copy-pasted fetch quests, no tedious skill trees, no inventory management. Just raw, unfiltered ludonarrative harmony where every single click carries the emotional weight of a freight train.
While IGN and r/gaming keep circlejerking over whatever focus-tested corporate slop comes out next, this game is out here taking actual artistic risks. Getting this gifted isn't a prank or a shitpostāit's a sacred duty to witness peak fiction. Give it GOTY, upvote to the left, put it in the Smithsonian. Touch grass if you disagree.
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u/liquid_sandwich 11d ago edited 7d ago
I will not be reading all of that but congratulations or I'm sorry that happened to you
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u/Mobile-Positive-6742 13d ago
I dont mind the questionable games, but why AI slop? at that point just prompt your own, to your liking.
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u/Exotic_Treacle7438 13d ago
I feel like these only exist for gifting shenanigans for NovaOnline, the perpetual man furry




























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u/SnaykeUp 13d ago
he can just decline