r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 11h ago

Chugging tea Bro is sleeping on the chair tonight

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u/EmploymentNo3590 11h ago

What are the odds of becoming a personal trainer and having an insatiable lust for little black autists?

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u/VeganWerewolf 11h ago

Prolly like the odds of getting struck by lightning while getting eaten by a shark

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 2h ago

“Prolly” makes you sound very uneducated.

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u/The_Orphanizer 9h ago

"insatiable lust for little black autists" would be a hell of a band name

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u/urandom123 8h ago

Depends on how rich he is.

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u/GigaChav 3h ago

You want to be a personal trainer?

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u/Illustrious-Fox4063 11h ago

There was that one Chinese Nymphomaniac that had a thing only for Jewish cowboys.

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u/z44212 6h ago

They call me Hopalong Ginsberg