r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 9h ago

Chugging tea Bro is sleeping on the chair tonight

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u/Wooden-Tip3142 7h ago

I mean, it’s a little funny

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u/b-monster666 4h ago

She's got a short temper.

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u/midnightluckey 6h ago

I’ve got a great joke about a midget football player.

It’s a little offensive..

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u/WangDanglin 3h ago

That’s an offensive line, man

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u/Nebula-Lights 30m ago

I have a midget therapist, she's great, but can be a little short with me

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u/Abject_Film_4414 2h ago

That joke is a little short on humour.

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u/z44212 3h ago

These are wheely bad puns..

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u/denjo-t1aO 6h ago

hah! little.

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u/Blue_eyed_girl_ 8h ago

If your ex cheated on you and you have trust issues, you need to go talk to a therapist. Don't take it on your new partner, it's not his fault she got cheated on.

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u/lifeintraining 8h ago

You’ve met the bare minimum. Marry me?

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u/Blue_eyed_girl_ 8h ago

Thanks but I'm waiting for my boyfriend to propose me 🥲

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u/Wonderful-Self-541 8h ago

Damn got a reddit proposal before the boyfriend proposal AND gta 6. 😬

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u/Blue_eyed_girl_ 7h ago

😂😂😂 You're killing me! Well he better propose before GTA 6 release, because after that I'm going to dedicate my time for the game, no time for wedding planning then!!!

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u/lifeintraining 7h ago

RemindMe! November 19th, 2026

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u/cornmonger_ 2h ago

bro don't jinx it

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u/PsychologicalSail799 2h ago

"GTA 6, now delayed until summer of 2027"

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u/Tropical_Wendigo 6h ago

“Sorry honey I’m in a throuple with Jason and Lucia now. Your stuff is packed and in the driveway”

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u/akbane 7h ago

The insults just keep dropping in this thread!

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u/xiiicrowns 7h ago

Hopefully he will propose before gta 7

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u/Evorgleb 7h ago

Have you met your boyfriend's trainer?

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u/costanzashairpiece 54m ago

"The bare minimum" is also that guys porn star name.

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u/Far_Balance_3117 4h ago

Amen to that.

I dated a woman who had been cheated on.

If I even took too long to respond to her text then apparently another woman was wrapped around me.

Also I was not allowed to be friends with women. I never should have humored her on that.

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u/ArabianKnightGaming 6h ago

Seriously! Its so ANNOYING to deal with broken people. Fix yourself before infecting others with your problem.

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u/PotRoastBoss 6h ago

They’re small not broken and can’t fix their size 😞

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u/98983x3 9h ago

Classic "Im insecure so its your problem to deal with. Not mine."

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u/StrangelyBrown 6h ago

I'm not the best at these kind of situations but I feel like it should go like this:

Him: "Don't you trust me?"

Followed by either:

Her: Yes -> End of discussion

Or

Her: No -> End of relationship

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u/mktcrasher 6h ago

Certainly better than the long drawn out pain and suffering until the relationship inevitably implodes.

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u/XeroShyft 9h ago

Yeah bro is definitely sleeping in the booster seat for the next week

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u/aanon3187 8h ago

There’s reality tv for this?

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u/smartwatersucks 8h ago

You know, it didnt use to be like this

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 6h ago

*didn’t used to

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u/smartwatersucks 5h ago

It's genuinely so bizarre that I forgot that. I even thought about it too but the "didn't used" just looked wrong to me.

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u/MogRules 8h ago

There is reality television for everything....

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u/L-Lawliet23 26m ago

There's reality TV shows for everything now. This timeline is so fucked.

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u/PrimedGold 8h ago

Yea its called Jay and Pamela

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u/i3ssar_EL_Nino 7h ago

and it has 2 seasons ?! Where the fuck do these US broadcasters find producers to make 2 seasons of this and other shit shows ?

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 6h ago

Firefly only got 1 season and this garbage got 2 seasons. Entertainment is dead.

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u/NeinJuanJuan 6h ago

Where the fuck do these US broadcasters find producers to make 2 seasons of this and other shit

I'd watch this show

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 3h ago

Both Jay and Pamela live with Osteogenesis Imperfecta (OI) Type 3 a rare genetic condition commonly known as brittle bone disease. Combined, the couple has survived over 400 bone fractures throughout their lives and they both navigate the world using motorized wheelchairs.
The show made television history by featuring Jay, who is a Black transgender man, music producer, and neurodivergent (living with autism and ADHD), alongside Pamela, a first-generation Mexican-American disability advocate.

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u/bonaynay 34m ago

Wow they have everything

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u/Mike_2099 4h ago

Is it real?! I mean, how? OMG

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u/Malabingo 8h ago

There is a fetish for everything.

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u/Weaponized-Goose 4h ago

It’s on TLC, the same channel that has “My 600 Pound life” “Dr Pimple Popper” etc

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u/EmploymentNo3590 8h ago

What are the odds of becoming a personal trainer and having an insatiable lust for little black autists?

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u/VeganWerewolf 8h ago

Prolly like the odds of getting struck by lightning while getting eaten by a shark

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u/The_Orphanizer 6h ago

"insatiable lust for little black autists" would be a hell of a band name

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u/Illustrious-Fox4063 8h ago

There was that one Chinese Nymphomaniac that had a thing only for Jewish cowboys.

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u/z44212 3h ago

They call me Hopalong Ginsberg

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u/urandom123 5h ago

Depends on how rich he is.

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u/GigaChav 14m ago

You want to be a personal trainer?

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u/Khanvo 8h ago

Why did she remove her blue plastic gloves? What was that for?

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u/PrimedGold 8h ago

Inspect the evidence on her phone

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u/Khanvo 8h ago

I want to see more! How much trouble has he got into !

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u/Ogamiitto33 8h ago

She's making it known that she's about to throw nubs.

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u/BringOutYDead 4h ago

Indeed...

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u/L-Lawliet23 28m ago

No butt play tonight

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 9h ago

Bro ain't cheating on shit. He is build like a garden gnome.

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u/No_Director_2570 8h ago

Ahh shit here we go again..

Bless me father for I have sinned, my last confession was.......

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u/whyeverynameistaken3 8h ago

bro probably got more bitches than u

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 8h ago

He at least got half of one.

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u/ArachnidNo2269 8h ago

Would

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u/Similar_Pie_4946 4h ago

Same, crazy part is it wouldn’t even be my most questionable one.

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u/Low-Client-375 3h ago

My man out here slaying dragons!

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u/trugalhao 6h ago

He collects half ladies.

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u/drblah11 4h ago

He's in trouble because of the multiple bitches in his life

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u/ForsakenBand 6h ago

Fetishists gonna fetish.

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u/onyxengine 7h ago

Im saying he got swag

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u/StinkyNutzMcgee 7h ago

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u/Educational_Log_4006 7h ago

That's the "my dog stepped on a bee" face

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u/lord-apple-smithe 3h ago

Yeah he came up a little short

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u/iloveoranges2 8h ago

Insecurity might make more problems than solve problems. Insecure people might actively push their partners away, into someone else's arms, and wonder why they are "getting cheated on". It's like a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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u/sumit131995 8h ago

At this point bro should cheat

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u/Vossius68 8h ago

Get a new gf, dude. She's horrible.

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u/Dr-Riuju 8h ago

What's mbappe doing here

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u/PrimedGold 8h ago

Dictating

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u/punch912 6h ago

Guys battling an anxeity attack and having laughing as a cope. Trying to conveys this with her knowing he has autism and then get shut down into full blown panic mode. I feel bad for him

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u/RAVVYN6SD 8h ago

Put it in reverse my guy!!

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u/The_Orphanizer 6h ago

Back it up, Terry! Throw it in reverse, Terry!!

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u/Business_Wind6122 4h ago

WHATCHU DOING TERRY

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u/funkraider 6h ago

Stephen Hawking was out there running game. You just never know. Why not this dude???

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u/Elguapo1094 8h ago

“ She’s had experience” dammm my love life sucks then

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u/rubber_pinball 7h ago

And right after his daily prostate exam. Let bro rest.

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u/JamesLikesIt 8h ago

Bro’s eyes are their own lie detectors 

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u/theseriousman1 8h ago

Watching on mute and my brain fill the voices in with the little person voice from south park

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u/Mike_9128 3h ago

You see, words are like bullets.

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u/Numerous_Vegetable_3 8h ago

Nooo wayyy 😂

I produced some beats with this guy back in 2020-21

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u/PrimedGold 8h ago

You the trainer he cheated on?

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u/tobden 8h ago

Link?

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u/Numerous_Vegetable_3 8h ago

He sent me melodies and I finished them, they're probably on my old PC, never got anyone on them

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u/jaffa-caked 7h ago

She’s a little mad

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u/Wayomd 7h ago

Nose ring theory undefeated

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u/Embarrassed-House577 8h ago

Wtf is this?

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u/doubledownentendre 8h ago

A challenging wank ill be real

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u/AccurateSympathy7937 8h ago

Get off of Reddit and focus up, soldier. We need to know what’s possible today

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u/saunderez 6h ago

Challenging? Sure. Impossible? Definitely not. Get out there, get to work and get it done.

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u/L-Lawliet23 27m ago

With that attitude, yea

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u/N81Warrior 8h ago

That relationship has gotten off on the wrong wheel.

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u/PrimedGold 9h ago

Credit : Jay and Pamela [HBO Max]

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u/the_buff 6h ago

TLC is on a crusade to move the freaks from the circus to the television.

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u/0plm9okn8ijb7 8h ago

Their relationship is at its lowest.

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u/Gerry1of1 2h ago

It's not his fault. Bitches love Urkel.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Dc60NIUs12QvK

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u/aquabarron 3h ago

“It’s just an uncomfortable situation”

“WHY”

idk skittles, maybe because you’re making shit really uncomfortable

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u/Fun-Illustrator5642 6h ago

That trainer is going to use him as a human dildo

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u/the_spacecowboy555 4h ago

So I’m curious who she was dating before him.

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u/digitalerblitzkrieg 50m ago

Do I have to feel ashamed to find this funny as shit and awkward at the same time?

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u/_frank_tank 8h ago

Hope the Barbie dream house has a fold out couch for a brother

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u/Rugged-Turd 9h ago

Holy shit bro

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u/Souper_meal 2h ago

Idk what’s crazier. That she thinks he’s cheating, or that he seems to think he has a shot at cheating.

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u/SubstantialDong69 8h ago

I'm laughing too!

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u/Ok_Apartment8500 6h ago

Roll away brother, roll away.

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u/modsaretoddlers 5h ago

If he's not careful, he's gonna need a cereal box and some tissues for blankets because he'll be living on the streets.

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u/Chupadedo 5h ago

Maybe save the jealousy for other little disabled autistic people?

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u/-blundertaker- 3h ago

Nah dude he's a stud, probably got the baddies lined up holding their candles.

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u/Esteban750 3h ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at this

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u/CallMeGlarthir 8h ago

Jealousy is an affliction that burdens all of us. Let us pray that Jay can tame his desires and stay faithful to Pamela.

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u/BarbedWire3 8h ago

Is this ai? It's ai, right..?

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u/PrimedGold 8h ago

No lol its a show 💀💀💀💀💀

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u/RazzleRizzle 8h ago

We need to have a wheel to wheel conversation hun

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u/BagPiperGuy321 7h ago

Why these little kids on Instagram anyways?

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u/midnightluckey 6h ago

Gonna start this as soon as I finish Down for love.

https://giphy.com/gifs/f6W3Cc0EWzoti

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u/Lopsided_Anxiety_394 6h ago

Wtf is this? Do people watch this stuff?

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u/sactownjer 5h ago

Oh God, my last one was like this. Never gonna deal with that behavior again.

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u/AverageSizedMan1986 5h ago

No, you AREN'T high right now. This video is playing, and you are watching it.

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u/Meandtheworld 5h ago

Is this TLC and their exploitation.

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u/Batfinklestein 5h ago

Why are we seeing this from multiple camera angles? Is this some sick tv executive's idea of entertainment now?

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u/blackop 5h ago

Man it feels so cringy when stuff like this is said on these shows. You know it's scripted and just feels so forced. Probably one reason I can't watch reality tv. Because it's not reality.

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u/Used-Gas-6525 4h ago

I think bpth of these people have Eric The Actor disease.

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u/dsmdarlings 4h ago

Does anyone else see a tiny Alex Guarnachelli

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u/GucciNucciSpongeBob 4h ago

This was hilarious

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u/ohfrackthis 4h ago

This is insane level of crazy to have to deal with regularly. Hell No.

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u/jackieboy1230 4h ago

Playground disagreements are so cute.

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u/JesusInBlack 3h ago

I liked her performance in Mad Max Fury Road

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u/HawkHarder 3h ago

She better watch him closely. He rollin into all types of pussy soon with his newfound stardom.

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 3h ago

This is a really jealous woman. Given his specific needs, finding a therapist who actually specializes in his issues is likely already a massive challenge due to limited resources. It is really unfortunate that his spouse is letting her own insecurities about the therapist being a woman create a barrier to him getting the specialized care he needs.

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u/daveliterally 2h ago

This girl is ridiculous lol

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u/Humble-Dentist-718 2h ago

Lol, more of these 2 couple, I love watching their clips, hella funny!

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u/KingAudio 2h ago

My taxes go to this shit.

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u/guitarbque 2h ago

The crossed legs always get me.

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u/less_is_less 2h ago

Thinking about bro getting with the trainer. Would it be correct to say going down her on or would it be going up on her if the vjj is above your head?

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u/DivineCultLeader 2h ago

I don't have autism and I laugh when my girl says ridiculous stuff.

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u/-ImYourHuckleberry- 1h ago

My wife watches this show. They are both females.

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u/LatinWarlock13 1h ago

Lil bro should have said he banged that trainer every which way possible. This chick ain't going nowhere.

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u/jakob767 45m ago

Ooh, they have autism...

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u/Aspectdude09 26m ago

Women and men never change no matter what

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u/DaLar89 14m ago

Give this guy a Southpark deal rigjt now