r/SipsTea • • 13h ago

Gasp! Just American things

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u/ohnothem00ps 13h ago

I mean, I get the overall sentiment, but squash and racquetball are two different sports

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u/cdridge 13h ago

Yes, racquetball and squash use the same court but these sports use different racquets and balls.

As an American who likes British humor, this guy is not funny.

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u/maidentaiwan 11h ago

they actually don't even use the same court. if you go to a proper racquet club, they'll have distinct courts for squash and racquetball. different dimensions, features, and even slightly different surfaces.

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u/Manymarbles 10h ago

They use different courts!

Squash has a metal bottom that juts out in the front where you cant hit the ball and weird shaped walls. Raquetball is basically just a rectangle box, where you have to hit it close to the bottom.

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u/cdridge 10h ago

Right, I used to play in racquetball tournaments (was an "A" player). I have seen squash played on the same courts as racquetball here in the States, I seem to recall they used different markings on the floor, though not entirely sure about that.

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 8h ago

I thought the pavement and sidewalk bit was funny, I chuckled. Then afterwords nothing else was funny. I just figured I didn’t understand British humor

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u/AlreadyAway 8h ago

The courts are different sizes

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u/EFAPGUEST 11h ago

All of his examples are pretty trash. Like this guy forgot that horses used to often come with carts, carriages, etc. so there is a purpose in specifying “horseback”

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u/_Bren10_ 12h ago

And pavement is a general term. A driveway can be considered pavement, the street can be considered pavement. A sidewalk is a specific type of pavement. I assume we use it more generally because we are a more car-based society.

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u/captain_croco 11h ago

I wondered if it had something to do with streets being cobblestone when they began to pave walking paths next to them.

So to them pavement kept its meaning as the paved walkway when paved roads became the norm.

Pure conjecture. Also this comedian gave me V for Vendetta vibes for some reason.

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u/MeanWinchester 11h ago

No one anywhere in the UK has ever referred to their drive as a pavement. Pavement is exclusively the area next to the road that pedestrians walk on. No one here gets confused by the fact that other areas can be paved without specifically being pavement.

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u/bloodshotjoe 11h ago

Pavement is a material.

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u/MeanWinchester 10h ago

I was under the impression that paving is the material, while "pavement" is the "sidewalk"

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u/bloodshotjoe 10h ago

Paving is a verb. If you took your formally dirt driveway and put down pavement that would be paving the driveway.

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u/rhino369 10h ago

Right, but that's weird to refer to only one of paved surface as pavement. Language are full of oddities like that. But clearly that's the less sensible way of labeling things.

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u/Merzant 10h ago

You seem to be demonstrating the comedian’s point…

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u/Glittering_Meet3206 3h ago

we would usually call any blacktop "pavement"

the road, the parking lot, the driveway.

sidewalks are cement so we don't refer to it that way