r/SipsTea • u/No-Dentist6628 • 14h ago

Feels good man Great idea for a new book

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u/Kolojang 12h ago

Do it at work and make them regret the back in office mandate.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 7h ago

Fish filet for lunch.

Never eaten.

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u/Infamous_Prompt_9424 4h ago

Heartbreaking

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u/1DownFourUp 6h ago

Throw a bag of popcorn in at the same time for good measure

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u/BubbabeeTuna 2h ago

Don't forget to let it burn!

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u/saunderez 13h ago

Chef Mic ain't bad at cooking fish in a bind. Obviously there are better ways to cook it but there's also worse ways to cook it.

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u/Polyphemic_N 11h ago

"Chef Mic" just instantly transported me to summer 2000, my first kitchen job.

"Take this to Chef Mikey, 45 seconds."

"Who's Mikey?"

"We keep him in the silver box over there, nobody likes him."

::lightbulb::

"OhHHhh..."

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u/saunderez 4h ago

Cruel bastards enslaving Chef Mic...people these days think they don't need him with their fancy air fryers. Just you wait though they'll come crawling back next time they want something heated to the surface temperature of the sun. Nobody does it better than Mic.

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u/work_work-work 12h ago

Certainly not many!

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u/baddie64 14h ago

Why tf I should cook salmon like that

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u/ImSoCul 8h ago

it's probably pretty good. Microwave underrated

I like seared and crispy, but sometimes mood calls for a poached salmon. You can also poach eggs pretty well in microwave with half a cup of water and cracking an egg into it

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u/jacafeez 11h ago

Wrap it in tin foil.

Put it in the dishwasher.

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u/cweaver 5h ago

Dishwasher salmon is the ultimate exemplification of the "...your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should" quote.

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u/iRunn3r 1h ago

Tom Scott approves.

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u/horluhmay 12h ago

You can't use your turkey recipe for fish!

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u/ChargeTop5791 14h ago

what was he thinking? salad? what's that?

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u/Round_Safety9510 10h ago

Chapter Two - Snapping Spaghetti Pasta in Half

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u/KindLiterature3528 12h ago

He forgot the garlic

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u/Expensive-Salt3333 11h ago

We need 900+ pages to include this recipe in a story.

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u/Call_of_the_Cuntress 5h ago

Have you seen the size of William T. Vollmann’s new novel?

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u/BringBackPBCrisps 9h ago edited 1h ago

You all mock it until you try it. I did too. I throw in carrots and spinach, some olive oil and salt, make a little pouch with parchment paper and microwave for a few minutes. It comes out way better than you would think. Would 100% make this for a date, it’s that good. Though admittedly I would likely try to hide the fact I just cooked with a microwave

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u/TheObeseKnight 3h ago

People who microwave fish are not mentally well I'm sure it tastes fine but good lord that smell

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u/sloomdonkey 11h ago

Regretted: One microwaved salmon fillet. Never digested 

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u/BeneficialShame8408 6h ago

This is worse than Mitt Romney's salmon burgers with ketchup. He didn't microwave those lmao

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u/AdLatter3886 9h ago

Is this the recipe for brain worms?

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u/Time_after_Time_67 6h ago

Salmon everywhere hate this post…

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u/Psicoputo 4h ago

is Stephen King british?

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u/Taychon2319 4h ago

I use to upset my friends asking how long it takes to microwave sushi.